Tag Archives: joke

I am going to invent a toaster that toasts a picture of Jesus on each slice of toast…

Posted on June 5, 2014 by pouringmyartout

… because… you know… it would be funny…

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Uh oh…

Posted on April 2, 2014 by pouringmyartout

my computer is starting to smoke… the screen just turned blue… wh   th  he k  s happ ni g… (*&(*(Ue3jpe[_ I will try         make it            but if I don          miss me          somed     sh t…

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Holy crap…

Posted on April 1, 2014 by pouringmyartout

My left arm just fell off… Hold on a sec… Okay, I’m good now.  

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Hey, you know how I told you I was adopted?

Posted on April 1, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Well, my birth parents finally looked me up… it turns out my guess was right. They really were a Prince from a small European principality and a high-priced Vegas hooker. What are the odds of that?

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I have decided to give up blogging and become a nun…

Posted on April 1, 2014 by pouringmyartout

So if anybody wants a slightly used blog…

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Let’s sue somebody… Some unfortunate names for law firms…

Posted on March 5, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Legal firm commercials I would really like to see… Have you been sexually harassed at your job? Come in to the law offices of Wiener, Dong and Cox for a free consultation. Are you suffering from impotency, but Viagra didn’t … Continue reading →

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Wait a minute…

Posted on January 8, 2014 by pouringmyartout

My stats are booming. I am getting huge hit numbers and tons of comments ever since I started the Inner View interview thing. I just realized something. You people would rather learn about other people on my blog than about … Continue reading →

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HA!!!

Posted on December 22, 2013 by pouringmyartout

1,500 followers… And you were thinking my latest series of posts were just shameless self-promotion of the lowest kind, totally beneath such a classy and high-minded blog as this… and you were absolutely right, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t … Continue reading →

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I might offend some of you today… Part 4…

Posted on November 18, 2013 by pouringmyartout

This will be the last post making fun of organized religion… I swear on a stack of bi… uh… I promise. This one isn’t a poem. It is just a few notes I jotted down for a religion-based theme park… … Continue reading →

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Let’s mess with the NSA…

Posted on October 30, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Here is a fun practical joke we can all play… I want you all to type a post right now. It doesn’t even have to make sense… but it has to include these words: Bomb, terrorist, overthrow, government, kill, assassinate, … Continue reading →

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