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There is no bad way to stick my face together… okay, that’s enough of that…

Posted on January 31, 2016 by pouringmyartout

But man… I do love Photoshop… and me… and my face…

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If I had to have horns on my head…

Posted on January 30, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I would want them to look just like me… yeah, I am that self-centered…

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted on January 14, 2016 by pouringmyartout

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Dear new followers…

Posted on December 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

If you showed up here during all those posts I was doing about birds… and you mistakenly thought this was a blog about bird watching… and then you were shocked by my post about the Christmas date-rape song… or the … Continue reading →

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Flavored latex gloves for dentists…

Posted on December 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Is that a thing yet? Because, if it isn’t, I want credit for inventing it.

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So, when the gas pump tells you to remove your bank card quickly…

Posted on November 24, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Does that mean you are supposed to just stick it in and pull it out right away, or does it not matter how long you leave it in there, as long as, when you yank it out, you yank it … Continue reading →

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Let’s analyze some spam, shall we?

Posted on November 13, 2015 by pouringmyartout

The spam folder in your comments section is an often overlooked source of humor. Here are some of my favorite spams from this week… along with a totally unnecessary but well thought-out reply from me. **************************** Spam: Your means of … Continue reading →

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Love yourself… I mean, maybe not as much as I do… but still…

Posted on October 30, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Oh man… I kill me…

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Name that piece of Art… part 111…

Posted on July 18, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Just as a reminder, this ongoing series where I challenge you to outdo each other by coming up with clever names for pieces of art with pieces of Art… me… in them, is really just an excuse for me to … Continue reading →

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Here’s an idea…

Posted on July 17, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I think we should all go out to cheap costume stores and buy an assortment of inexpensive, spikey wigs in an assortment of colors… and then put them on the headrests of the seats of our cars… so from behind … Continue reading →

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