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Other things I saw on my mom’s deck…

It turns out that the crack squirrels that live in my head really like cat food… I happened to glance out the window and saw this little guy, who had obviously snuck out of my cranium while I was sleeping. … Continue reading

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Today, on that post where we are setting the record for the most comments on a WordPress post and we are already up to 24,342 comments, we are going to play a new game…

It is called: Ask the crack squirrels… because you can ask the crack squirrels in my head any question you want to… about anything… and they will answer you… even if the answer doesn’t make any sense… because they are … Continue reading

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Hello, new people…

Welcome! Please feel free to help yourself to the free snacks in the lobby. If you plan to explore the deep, dark swamp that is this blog, please bring some water… and a rope, flashlight, flares, a spear gun, rubber … Continue reading

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Follow this blog…

It requires almost no work on your part at all. Think of it as taking a nice stroll on a tree-lined path… that might, at any moment, change into a dark, Mirkwood-like forest full of crack squirrels and weird pictures … Continue reading

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Dang it WordPress…

There is something wrong with my search button. I am trying to get to my old posts about the crack squirrels and it keeps telling me ‘zero results’. I know for a fact there are posts down there about crack … Continue reading

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Squirrels on crack… part 1…

I have made no secret of the fact that my head is infested with crack-addicted squirrels… I know you think I just make this stuff up but there are crack squirrels out there. It is because of the fact that … Continue reading

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I have some sad news…

I have managed to track down one of the crack squirrels that escaped from my head. It seems that he met an unfortunate end… He will be missed. I am now offering a reward for anyone who finds any of … Continue reading

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Things you will never see on my blog…

You will never see a post that starts off with the words: ‘Well, I don’t really have anything to tell you about’ or ‘I don’t know what to talk about today’ or ‘There hasn’t been much going on lately’ or any … Continue reading

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How Photoshop keeps my head from exploding… Part 5…

Sometimes I feel like using words to describe one of my ideas is enough. But other times the image of the idea gets stuck in my head and I have to let it out. When I did a post about how … Continue reading

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Crack squirrels are not funny…

I keep seeing blog posts about cute little squirrels. I keep telling people about the crack squirrel problem. No one listens. So I reblogged an old post that I did. You will find it down there… below this post… I … Continue reading

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