Tag Archives: books

Let’s do something together…

I have a crazy idea… shut up… stop laughing… get ahold of yourself… okay, are you finished? I have an idea that might be fun. Let’s write a story together. A silly, crazy story. I am going to start off … Continue reading

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What’s happening now…

There is a lot going on in my head at the moment. I know that sounds unlikely, but it’s true. So if I seem a little more distracted than usual… and I realize it might be hard to tell the … Continue reading

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I admit it…

I am reduced to begging… Please buy my book. I don’t even care if you read it. If you get the paperback copy, you can use it to even up a short table leg, or as a ruler. You can … Continue reading

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OMGIAAPA!!!

(Oh my gosh I am a professional author)…

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Buy my book, or the alien blows my head off…

Help, I am being held hostage on an alien space station by a Wasp Whip space pirate. He says if you don’t buy my book, he is going to kill me… Hey, look at that. He already bought a copy. … Continue reading

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Why my novel is better than the best sex you ever had…

A novel, like sex, is a two person enterprise. You need an author and a reader, and done right it should leave both people exhausted and happy. And like sex, I end up doing most of the work… Bear with … Continue reading

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This is the last time I am going to tell you to buy my book… for at least a week…

The small glitches have been fixed. The book is ready to fly. I know I should feel bad that I am so shamelessly promoting the dang thing, but this is four years of my life we are talking about here. And it … Continue reading

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Now you can order the book…

The small glitches have been fixed, and the book in available on some new types of e-readers too. So order it. Or I have to get a job and you will never see me again. And I am too old … Continue reading

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You say it’s my birthday?

Somehow I forgot all about it. I had to be told that it is my own birthday. Which brings up an interesting question; If I am so spacey that I forget my own birthday, that means that my wife can never … Continue reading

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I did it!

I went for an entire day without boring you by talking about my hilarious science fiction book… SALOON AT THE EDGE OF EVERYWHERE Book One of THE OTHERWHERE CHRONICLES Available in paperback now at; Thebookpatch.com and on Kindle at; Amazon.com (Coming soon … Continue reading

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