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Dear minions, I just want you to know how much I love you all, and I know I could never run a vast, evil empire bent on world domination… (or have a single blog post with over 40,000 comments)… without you… I mean, if it was just me it wouldn’t really be ‘vast’, now would it…

Oh you… you dear, sweet, just-slightly-evil horde of loveable little varmints. I know our plans of world conquest are taking longer than we thought. When I first set out to be the supreme overlord of this and all other universes … Continue reading

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Oh yeah… I just remembered I told you I would share some pictures of my new ‘shameless self-promotion’ t-shirt…

Okay, it is a lousy picture. I am back-lit, so you can’t see me… or the shirt very well… (It says ‘Ask me about my books’)… but I guess you should remember the picture from the post I did about … Continue reading

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Even more shameless self-promotion…

I just went into a little custom T-shirt shop near my house and ordered a shirt with this original design… I had it printed on a white shirt, so that is just about what it will look like. I threw in … Continue reading

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I have two ideas for my next children’s book… and one of them might get me in trouble…

I have this old cartoon story I started way back when I was a teenager about a wizard named Gad who creates the universe and everything in it… I scanned it and began some preliminary work on cleaning up the artwork … Continue reading

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If lovin’ me is wrong, I don’t want to be right… but this is so wrong… on so many levels…

I know… believe me, I know… none of us will ever get the image of me leaning in and planting a sloppy, wet kiss… on my own bad self. And the really sick part is that I tried to slip … Continue reading

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You know who could have fought ISIS and Ebola at the same time?

Yeah… that’s right… the Duke… John Wayne… I don’t know how much good he would have been against global climate change… his politics were sort of screwed up… but still, it would be nice to have him around now.

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Attention all loyal minions… and the rest of you too… Let’s get to 33,333!!!

As much as I love the fact that you are all commenting on the post I did about the big dog… or the one where I insulted the big oil companies… can we talk about dogs and greedy bastards on … Continue reading

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Oh yeah, I carved that…

Big Johnny… that’s Willie’s dad for those of you not following along… put this picture of the tiki I carved for him up on Facebook. I must admit, I like the hat.

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Wait… If I get a shirt made with a picture of me on it, then have someone take a picture of me wearing the shirt, and then have that picture put on a shirt and so on and so on, and then walk around with the same goofy look on my face as the pictures on the shirts, how is that not the coolest thing ever???

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The best father’s day gift in the whole history of having children… (or): Wow, do my kids know me or what?

Oh yeah… that is exactly what you think it is… a stamp with a picture of my face on it! Being the self-obsessed person that I am, you can surely imagine how freaking exciting this is for me. My older … Continue reading

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