So, here’s what’s new…

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My orchids are blooming again. They like the kitchen.

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My cat is being adorable while sleeping.

Oh, and I am starting a podcast soon. Details to follow.

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No, I’m not mad at you…

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My younger daughter, Mollie, was visiting us this past weekend from college.

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I was talking to her while she was in the bathroom doing her makeup.

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Watching her do her eyebrows, I was hit with the idea that it would be funny to have some triangular clown eyebrows put on me.

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After a moment of careful consideration… which, obviously, I am well known for…

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I exclaimed: “No, I want to look like an angry cartoon character!”

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Mollie is an obliging person, and well versed in her father’s weirdness.

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And that is what happened.

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And now, naturally, I am sharing it with you.

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See… it all makes complete sense.

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New York: now with extra ‘digital magic’ included for no extra price… part 2…

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Yes, those are all versions of the same photo… this photo…

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That I took in New York, while I wiggled the camera around. I love those digital magic filters. And here is one more bonus picture…

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Extra wiggly!

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Remember, tRump’s real family name is Drumpf, and he is as American as schnitzel…

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Immigrants and their anchor babies, what are you gonna do?

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New York: now with extra ‘digital magic’ included for no extra price…

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‘Oh, what are you up to now, Arthur?’ I hear you all asking yourselves.

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Okay, if the title didn’t make it clear enough, these are all of a photo I took when I was visiting my daughter in New York City.

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And I used some digital filters on them.

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And made some interesting versions of a single photo.

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And now I am posting them for you.

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It is as simple as that… wait…

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Wait, did I mention that the photo of the lights of Manhattan that I took was one of those weird ‘wiggly light pictures’ that I like to do so much?

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The new, official Space Force uniform camouflage design from the Pentagon…

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Your tax dollars at work!

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Why do witches wear pointy hats?

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Because flying monkeys poop… a lot…

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Wait, how many books have I self-published now, exactly?

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Well, I am not good at math, but that looks like 8 to me. A four-part action/humor science fiction series, two self-illustrated books for kids, a murder mystery set in London during World War Two, and my newest novel, a story about a bunch of princesses and their friends battling the rise of an evil empire.

Not too shabby, considering I am working on three more books as we speak, do this blog, and am trying to start a podcast… among other artistic ventures.

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My newest novel is now available… just in time for Christmas… HA!

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https://app.thebookpatch.com/BookStore/the-princess-rebellion/976d962f-ece3-4100-98f7-211abb73f207

 

Hopefully, that link works. If not, the one in my sidebar—> over there—> beside all my other books—> should work.

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Donald tRump and the McDonaldsification of the American political system…

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I finally figured out what the tRump presidency reminds me of. He runs the country like the food franchise we all know and… loath/love. Here are a few things they have in common:

They do create jobs. Low-paying jobs that offer no chance of advancement to any real life-sustaining level, jobs with horrible benefits or none at all. Jobs that will not let you keep up with the cost of living, let alone make any headway.

We know they are bad for us, but some of us are loyal to a frightening degree. We know they put our long-term health at risk, but we are content with the immediate satisfaction of what they offer. They are literally killing us for their own profit, and they are totally okay with that, and so, it seems, are many of us.

They work for the big shareholders, the money people, and the people at the top of the corporate structure, and that is who they take care of, not the customers that allow them to thrive. Their only goal is profit, for them and a select group of other wealthy individuals.

They are horrible for the environment. They generate waste and filth, Global climate change is just a potential risk to their profit margins.

Mismanagement, corporate greed, and corruption run riot within the structure.

They both have a clown as a front-man, who is content to consort with criminals. I almost put Rudy Giuliani’s face on the Hamburgler, but then I thought, why be specific and lazy. Use your own imagination to put any of tRump’s cronies who currently inhabit a jail cell there. I can’t do everything for you in Photoshop.

I could go on… and on… but once again, I would like you to do some of the work. This is an interactive blog, so leave a comment if you can think of other ways that these two monolithic brands are similar.

 

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