Tag Archives: smells

Now I can smell ground up bones and cow meat with big chucks of gristle and fat whenever I want to, and be reminded that I actually met Eric Idle…

Okay, sadly it doesn’t really smell like Spam. It is sort of vanilla-ish. It should say that on the packaging somewhere. But still… I did get to meat… uh… I mean meet him. Advertisements

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Have you ever really thought about it? Part 1…

If you really did think about it, you would never use a public restroom again. Why? Well let me break it down for you. You know that smell you smell when someone else took a big dump right before you … Continue reading

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Words of wisdom…

If you come to study at the feet of the Master, do not be surprised if all you can smell is feet…

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