The Bay Area Christmas adventure… the final chapter… ***WARNING*** This post contains pictures of me in sexy sleepwear, and should not be used for any purpose other than laughing…

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Okay, so you may recall that my family has a tradition of giving jammies at Christmas. I apologize for the pictures, both for the content and the quality, but they were taken by various cell phones. That is my son-in-law Jason and I, enjoying the warmth of our new onesies.

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This tradition is not always a spectacular success, but this year, it was magical. Those are so warm and comfy, and in the Bay Area at Christmas, that counts for a lot.

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Also, this year, a few of my brothers and their families couldn’t be there, so there was a much smaller group. But we did what we could with the photo shoot, which is another family tradition.

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Me, with my two daughters, also sporting their new matching sleepy-time outfits.

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Mollie and Jessica, my little Christmas angels.

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Mollie, with my 96-year-old mom.

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Mollie loves me.

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Jason and Jessica. They are too adorable together.

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Seriously.

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I love that Jason guy. Remember how much fun we had when we visited them in New York?

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He is awesome.

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Also, we might have had a twerk-off… okay, that sounded wrong. There was a dance competition that devolved into a twerking contest.

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We had fun. I just noticed that I am wearing those blue socks with my face all over them that I got for Christmas last year.

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I had to crop my younger brother out of some of these. Like my wife, he has no interest in appearing in my blog.

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Oh yeah, getting ready to drop some flap!!!

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Jess and I in another quiet moment.

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I will wrap up with a couple of pictures taken with my new drone.

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That wasn’t taken up on the top of the hills overlooking the bay, that was right in front of my mom’s house. I really should upgrade the blog so I can post the videos I took with the drone.

Peace out!

 

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 13… ***WARNING*** This is the last post in this series that contains adult sexual themes and images of a silly cartoon nature, and should not be viewed by children, adults, animals, aliens or plants…

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I never felt more dirty… and clean… at the same time.

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 12… ***WARNING*** The rest of the posts to follow in this series contain adult sexual themes and images of a silly cartoon nature, and should not be viewed by children, adults, animals, aliens or plants…

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I mean, the future, it’s crazy.

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 11… ***WARNING*** The rest of the posts to follow in this series contain adult sexual themes and images of a silly cartoon nature, and should not be viewed by children, adults, animals, aliens or plants…

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 10… ***WARNING*** The rest of the posts to follow in this series contain adult sexual themes and images of a silly cartoon nature, and should not be viewed by children, adults, animals, aliens or plants…

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Okay, that one just cracks me up… I find it prehysterical.

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 9… ***WARNING*** The rest of the posts to follow in this series contain adult sexual themes and images of a silly cartoon nature, and should not be viewed by children, adults, animals, aliens or plants…

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I bet the next time I visit, she has a bedspread with a picture of me on it.

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 8… ***WARNING*** The rest of the posts to follow in this series contain adult sexual themes and images of a silly cartoon nature, and should not be viewed by children, adults, animals, aliens or plants…

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It turns out that Scooby Doo got his nickname because Scooby Does! And don’t get me started on Shaggy.

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 7… ***WARNING*** The rest of the posts to follow in this series contain adult sexual themes and images of a silly cartoon nature, and should not be viewed by children, adults, animals, aliens or plants…

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As the party heats up, I find myself wondering three things: Am I going to hell, am I going to get sued by the Disney corporation, and what kind of lingerie do Disney princesses wear?

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 6…

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Okay, that might not look too bad, but that was taken before the party got started… just you wait. Also, keep your kids away from here for a while. Just sayin’.

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A poem for a new friend: Light Dances…

LIGHT DANCES

 

Light dances unseen through the bleak reaches of space, ignoring the darkness, born of the wrath of the spindrift stars. Light strikes the ethereal shield around the earth-mother, tinting the edges of the sky with subtle watercolors. Light throbs with life as it finds things to cast itself upon, coalescing into beams and rays racing each other through the air.  Light peeks above the silhouettes of peak and ridgeline, searching for the low places.

Light dances across meadows, sparkling the dew, waking the night sleepers and sending the day sleepers scampering to their dreams. Light highlights even as it throws shadows, filling furrows or leaping across them, depending upon their orientation.

Light dances on the surface of a bubbling, babbling stream, skipping, gleaming, flittering, giving birth to tiny suns in the beaded spray. Light lands on leaf and branch and stream bank, leaving shade-shapes to play in the air and the water. Light becomes a living thing. Light delights.

Light dances over waving seas of grass in the meadows, and flits among wind-blown shadows. Light runs its fingers down craggy cliff faces, setting crack and protrusion into relief. Light reaches its zenith, and shadows draw in upon themselves, biding their time until they can stretch forth once more. Light flicks the dust most floating on the breeze. Light dapples the forest floor into a moving confusion of misshapen shapes.

Light dances even as it relents, softens, fades, but this is the illusion of light, its magic, for it does none of these things. As it picks up its brushes to color the heavens once again in a never-ending array of masterpieces, it is not giving up one iota of its power… it moves to dance in a new place, leaving this place to prepare for the next day’s dance.

Light dances slowly away. Light lingers, caressing the edge of forever, giving one last playful wink before the dance moves on.

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Okay, so I sometimes write poetry. Not all the time, but now and then. I know that not everyone likes poetry. You might find it boring or even pretentious. I sometimes do, But not always. This ‘silver’ poem is for a new friend I made here on the blog recently. I just opened a new blank page in Word and let the crack squirrels in my head control my fingers.

If anyone is interested, I was thinking about my recent adventure in Yosemite when I was typing this. You can find more of my poems by using the word-cloud thing in my sidebar, I think. I don’t know. I am a computer moron. Somebody helped me set that up.

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