Breaking evil… part 4…

a 52It isn’t easy, being green… but I think I can pull it off…

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Breaking evil… part 3… (or); Did I mention the spiffy outfits?

a 54Say what you will about evil people, they aren’t afraid to go out on a fashion limb.

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We are going to take princesses back from the Disney corporation… (or); In a while, I am going to post the first chapter of that new novel I am working on, and ask you to read it and tell me what you think.

Not too long ago, while I was in my car, I came up with this idea about doing a novel based on some kick-ass princesses. To be honest, my first thought was to have it be an over-the-top parody of all the princess stories. My older daughter, Jessica, told me that doing a princess story would be harder than I made it sound. She pointed out that Disney has the whole ‘princess thing’ wrapped up pretty tight. Also, she mentioned that it would be hard for me to write it in a way that would appeal to older readers, because most people would assume any story about princesses would be aimed at young children.

But I want to do a story for young adults and bored older people. I want it to have strong, independent female characters. I want it to be exciting without going so far as having children battling to the death as mass entertainment, as in The Hunger Games books. Mostly, I don’t want it to end up as a stereotype in any way.

You might recall that I have already done a few posts about this idea. I showed you photos of all my layouts, and maps, and storylines and character sheets and that map I drew and painted. Well, between editing my murder mystery set in World War Two London with my head minion up in Canada… (I mean he lives there and we e-mail back and forth, not that I have been traveling up there without telling you about it)… and getting the third book of my action/humor science fiction series published, and working on that new wizard book for kids, I wrote the first chapter to set the story in motion.

Tell me what you think.

Let’s all work together to take the princesses back from the overly cute cartoon world of the Disney animation studios.

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Breaking evil… part 2… (or); I want to be evil, but just so I can wear the cool outfits…

a 53Also, I would look awesome if I was blue…

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Breaking evil… part 1… (or);I know I joke about taking over the world, but do you ever wonder what it would be like to be evil… just for a day or two?

a 50I am not an evil person. I have a conscience. But I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to not have one. I mean, you could do whatever you wanted to and never feel bad about it. That seems like it would be a tremendous advantage in life.

I think that in business and politics it would be particularly useful. Maybe that is why those two ventures are so full of people who do evil things. Either they were born evil, or they became really good at suppressing their guilt… which amounts to pretty much the same thing, I suppose.

When a corporate leader decides to dump toxic chemicals in the ground water, dooming thousands of yet-to-be-born children to horrible lives with disabilities, just to save the cost of getting rid of the toxic waste correctly… when politicians cynically sell out their morals and make life even more difficult for those living on the margins…. that is evil.

I am particularly horrified by stories of priests molesting children. These are people who are in the guilt-selling business. They thrive by playing on the conscience that most people have, the conscience that makes most people want to do what is right. They make their living by convincing people that they are the ones who know what right… and wrong… is.

I must admit, that does sort of make me hope I am wrong, and that there actually is a hell… because there has to be a special place down there for all of those people.

***(I apologize for how this post turned out… I thought it was going to be funnier when I started writing it)***

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I was trying to figure out why I got a few hundred ‘likes’ and ‘retweets’ on Twitter this morning…

Well, the reason is simple. If you get on Twitter, and go to Eric Idle’s page… just type in; @EricIdle  …you will see that he has about a dozen of my funny Photoshop pictures there… and people seem to like them.

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Why you should follow this blog… part 12…

a 49Because winter is coming… no… I have no idea what the two things have to do with each other… I just like that show…

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Why you should follow this blog… part 11…

a 50Because I will never lead you anywhere I am not willing to go myself.

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Why you should follow this blog… part 10…

a 51Because it just keeps evolving…

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Why you should follow this blog… part 9…

a 53Because laughter is good for you… like spinach…

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