Because rich people will still play golf…

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Once again, Trumpf makes it clear that any hardships inflicted upon the poor people of the world by global financial uncertainty will be good for his bottom line…

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Some random photos of me… being very manly…

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These are just about the last pictures taken that day my younger daughter and I went to the San Diego Wild Animal Park… there I am, looking very manly indeed, in my… as I like to think of it: ‘war correspondent/photojournalist vest’.

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You have to be pretty manly to pull off wearing one of those!

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Just look at those manly calves!

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Observe my steely-eyed look of determination as I singlehandedly hold back a rampaging bull elephant!

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That plastic tusk was pretty hot, let me tell you.

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And what am I doing there? Hey, they don’t call me the rhino whisperer for nothing.

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And it takes real skills to make a brass rhino listen to you.

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And there I am, relaxing at the end of a long adventure…

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On a seat that only the manliest of manly men would choose.

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Goodbye, plastic elephant, until we meet again… and thank you, Mollie, for humoring me… and my blog friends… by taking these pictures.

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Hey, Westboro baptist church, Jesus has a message for you…

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Sorry, everybody, but that last post just didn’t seem to get the point across…

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Hey, Westboro baptists, what part of ‘judge not lest ye be judged’ did you not get?

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Look at those smug, evil faces… so sure of their religious righteousness… so sure that their god fully supports all the small-minded prejudices that drive them so crazy with hate. Make me almost wish I did believe in their religion… just so I could see those same faces when Jesus meets them at the pearly gates and tells them to go somewhere else.

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Animals you don’t expect to see walking around on a leash…

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So there Mollie and I were, at the San Diego Wild Animal Park, having fed the lorikeets and brushed some goats, and we came around a corner and ended up face to face with a cheetah… a 2

Two zookeepers were walking it around. They were also telling everyone not to get too close… or move too fast…

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Nice kitty…

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For some reason, having this dog around helps keep the cheetah calm.

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So that was kind of cool.

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On the way out of the park, another trainer was giving a lecture on monitor lizards.

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Nice lizard…

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Name this abomination… a caption contest…

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All I could think of was: ‘How to tell when someone is too full of themselves’…

I’m sure you can do better than that…

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Fer cryin’ out loud, people, he read a speech written by someone else…

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You can teach a freekin’ orangutan to ride a bike, that doesn’t make him suitable to be the president of the United States. I mean, come on. He obviously didn’t write that speech himself… have you seen his mad writing skillz on Twitter? All the guy did was spend a few minutes pretending to not be a racist moron. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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I am sort of proud of these…

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I mean, yeah, the zoom lens did most of the work…

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But I kind of think that I have an eye for a good shot…

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I call that one: Gorilla In Repose…

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But then the gorilla reposed itself… so… uh… yeah…

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It was a lazy day at the San Diego Wild Animal Park…

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It was sort of hot…

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It was just a good day for a nap…

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Sleep well, gorilla…

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Trump pops out of his secret lair to make scripted speech…

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Well, if you aren’t reading my novel, you might as well look at pictures of a cute kid…

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I got to babysit my little buddy, Olivia, yesterday. As usual, she was not thrilled when I stopped reading to her to take a picture for the blog.

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I missed this kid so much. I haven’t seen her since we did those zoo adventures we shared with you. I have recently found myself wandering around the house making funny sounds, and remembering how she likes to laugh at my funny sounds, and then getting depressed about missing her… my family was getting annoyed… but I miss having little kids around.

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And Olivia is one sweet little kid.

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There is nothing better than hanging out with little kids.

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She is really starting to talk now. She learned a lot of words in the few weeks since I saw her last.

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And of course we went on some walks.

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When I went ahead of her and crouched down to take another picture, she stopped and crouched down too… she has a sense of humor.

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I love that kid!

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