If America was a golf course, who would you want running it?

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If Trump was in charge, he would already be using the money he is getting for his presidential campaign to pay the bills. Also, he would be serving very old Trump steaks in the clubhouse… he has warehouses full of them. The main thing to remember is that the only people who will be playing golf on that course are members of the 1%. The only way the rest of you are getting anywhere near the place is if you are on the greens… on your knees… keeping them manicured with fingernail trimmers.

Bernie, well, he would want to give free golf lessons to everybody… which is a sweet idea… as long as we all don’t mind paying for everybody’s lessons… except the place will always be too crowded for anyone to actually golf.

Yes, Hillary might lose the email with your reservations. She might even let a few Wall Street bankers cut in the buffet line. But at least we will all be welcome.

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When the world is going crazy… pet a horse…

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These are the last pictures of our trip to the San Diego Wild Animal Park… yes, my daughter and I actually stopped at a horse ranch on the way home just to pet some horses…

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Because… horsies!!!

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I love it when a horse snuggles with you…

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Remember, kids…

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Don’t trust a person if babies, dogs and horses don’t like them…

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The wife and kid were out of town last night… I was a bad boy…

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Seriously… nobody should eat a whole box of macaroni and cheese by themselves…

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Trump’s job plan: poor people can polish rich people’s balls…

U.S. property magnate Donald Trump practices his swing at the 13th tee of his new Trump International Golf Links course near Aberdeen

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Because rich people will still play golf…

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Once again, Trumpf makes it clear that any hardships inflicted upon the poor people of the world by global financial uncertainty will be good for his bottom line…

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Some random photos of me… being very manly…

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These are just about the last pictures taken that day my younger daughter and I went to the San Diego Wild Animal Park… there I am, looking very manly indeed, in my… as I like to think of it: ‘war correspondent/photojournalist vest’.

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You have to be pretty manly to pull off wearing one of those!

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Just look at those manly calves!

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Observe my steely-eyed look of determination as I singlehandedly hold back a rampaging bull elephant!

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That plastic tusk was pretty hot, let me tell you.

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And what am I doing there? Hey, they don’t call me the rhino whisperer for nothing.

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And it takes real skills to make a brass rhino listen to you.

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And there I am, relaxing at the end of a long adventure…

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On a seat that only the manliest of manly men would choose.

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Goodbye, plastic elephant, until we meet again… and thank you, Mollie, for humoring me… and my blog friends… by taking these pictures.

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Hey, Westboro baptist church, Jesus has a message for you…

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Sorry, everybody, but that last post just didn’t seem to get the point across…

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Hey, Westboro baptists, what part of ‘judge not lest ye be judged’ did you not get?

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Look at those smug, evil faces… so sure of their religious righteousness… so sure that their god fully supports all the small-minded prejudices that drive them so crazy with hate. Make me almost wish I did believe in their religion… just so I could see those same faces when Jesus meets them at the pearly gates and tells them to go somewhere else.

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Animals you don’t expect to see walking around on a leash…

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So there Mollie and I were, at the San Diego Wild Animal Park, having fed the lorikeets and brushed some goats, and we came around a corner and ended up face to face with a cheetah… a 2

Two zookeepers were walking it around. They were also telling everyone not to get too close… or move too fast…

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Nice kitty…

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For some reason, having this dog around helps keep the cheetah calm.

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So that was kind of cool.

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On the way out of the park, another trainer was giving a lecture on monitor lizards.

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Nice lizard…

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Name this abomination… a caption contest…

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All I could think of was: ‘How to tell when someone is too full of themselves’…

I’m sure you can do better than that…

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