Pouring My Art Out

If Trump was in charge, he would already be using the money he is getting for his presidential campaign to pay the bills. Also, he would be serving very old Trump steaks in the clubhouse… he has warehouses full of them. The main thing to remember is that the only people who will be playing golf on that course are members of the 1%. The only way the rest of you are getting anywhere near the place is if you are on the greens… on your knees… keeping them manicured with fingernail trimmers.

Bernie, well, he would want to give free golf lessons to everybody… which is a sweet idea… as long as we all don’t mind paying for everybody’s lessons… except the place will always be too crowded for anyone to actually golf.

Yes, Hillary might lose the email with your reservations. She might even let a few Wall Street bankers cut in the buffet line. But at least we will all be welcome.