Category Archives: Pictures of me

Making art of Art… part 1…

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Better yet, racists and homophobes, suck on this!!!

After some careful thought, it occurred to me… why am I trying to be reasonable with racists and homophobes??? If you are one of those people who hate other people because of the color of their skin or what they … Continue reading

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Flickers… part 9… (Or): I love my country, but I am a citizen of the world…

… and the universe…

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Sew what… (or): I did my doody… (or): Wait, why are you living at your mother-in-law’s condo???

Yup, that’s me, with a needle pulling thread… aka: ‘sewing’. Now, at this point, a few questions might be popping up in your head. Let me see if I can anticipate those questions and save you the trouble of asking … Continue reading

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Cousins…

Sorry… I thought we were done with this too… but my cousin Lynne, on the right up there… keeps posting pictures of their visit from England on Facebook now that she is back home. There I am, with her and … Continue reading

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Because… me!!!

I borrowed these pictures from my English cousin Lynne’s Facebook posts about their recent visit with us… because we all know I never waste a picture of me!!! There I am, posing jauntily with one of my weird tikis… This … Continue reading

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Why yes, that is indeed a penis dangling over my head… and it’s worse than it sounds like it might be…

First of all, I want to say that I had so many ideas for a title for this post bouncing through my crack squirrel-infested cranium that the squirrels went nuts, gave up, and let me proceed on my own… Feel … Continue reading

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This election feels like riding a giant cockroach through a toxic waste dump…

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Adaptive camouflage… the final chapter… (***NOTE*** This series, like all the rest on my blog, is much funnier if you read them in order… from bottom to top… I mean, technically speaking, I don’t know if you will think it is that funny, but I know you will miss the whole ‘taking over the world’ theme if you don’t read the words the way they were written… or if you don’t read them at all… although, when you get right down to it, you should read my whole blog from the bottom up… no… I don’t know why WordPress has to be read in reverse order… even the ancient peoples of the world didn’t make you read their scrolls or cuneiform or hieroglyphics from the bottom up… it makes no sense at all… but go ahead, read my whole blog… you don’t have to scroll all the way down, you can use one of the many handy button link things to get to the first post… go on… we will wait for you… it will all make perfect sense once you read it the right way)…

I still haven’t solved the flickering problem in my suit, but… wait… why do I need camouflage at all in this instance? I fit in perfectly here… except for the fact that these people are bent on stopping anyone from … Continue reading

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Adaptive camouflage… part 6…

All the technical difficulties have been overcome, and I can now begin my plan to… wait… it is working, isn’t it? Can somebody tell me if I fixed the bugs? I forgot to bring a mirror with me once again! … Continue reading

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