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You will laugh at my antics... That is my solemn promise to you... Or your money back... Stop on by...

Best spam of the day…

Likewise, according to tradition in Shanghai, egg-skin dumplings (danjiao) resemble gold ingots and cellophane noodles appear like silver chains.

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Seemed like a good idea at the time… I guess…

I used the mutant making machine to give myself a nose job. Maybe I thought it would help me to not forget things… but now I can’t remember if that was why I did it or not. What I do … Continue reading

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Those moments when you realize that your kids are growing up… and so are you…

If you are a parent, you have those moments when it suddenly strikes you that your kids are growing up… like that moment when your 16-year-old daughter casually mentions that this common household object… …looks like a uterus… I hadn’t even … Continue reading

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Some of my ideas are good… (or); Yes, I am smarter than little children…

Back when Mollie was still in elementary school, I used to show up early to pick her up because traffic was so bad. This meant that I spent fifteen or twenty minutes just hanging around and waiting. I did not … Continue reading

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Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading

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Here it is… the finished cover for my new novel…

I hope it works… I hope it fits on the book and everything lines up like it is supposed to… I will order the first copy soon, and in a week or two, I will let you know… and show … Continue reading

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Please read this now!

No, this isn’t another cynical, shameless post to try to lure new bloggers to my blog, I really need some help. I just found out that my daughter has finished formatting my newest novel… the murder mystery set in World … Continue reading

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You can now read the new novel I am writing as I write it… all in one place… thanks to some technical support…

There is a new button on my top bar header thingy… right up there… that thin, black strip just below my enormous… (and 0h-so-cool)… sunglasses. It is on the far right, and says; ‘The Seven Kingdoms’. If you click on … Continue reading

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British tabloids are mean!!!

They are even worse than the American ones! Nobody would believe this tripe, would they? That’s not even good Photoshop work… heck, I could do better than that. Okay, well, that one might be true…

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I am going to ask you for technical help… so feel free to leave me on hold for a few hours… and then be really condescending… or maybe talk with an Indian accent…

So… how do I remove one of the menu buttons from my top bar thing? I tried doing it by myself, and it didn’t work. I don’t want to mess anything else up, but that Heirloom story is no longer … Continue reading

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