See, the cartoon me used to have brown hair, and a goatee. The new cartoon me reflects the changes that are happening to me in real life.
The young cartoon me was a wild and crazy guy…
Especially when I messed with him… me… in Photoshop. Hey, don’t judge me, I made that version for a very specific blog post about an important social issue… which I can’t remember right now.
The new cartoon me is still pretty weird… and will get weirder as I mess with me… him… in Photoshop.
The new me… both cartoon and meat version… is a little more insecure, a little more needy.
But I have not given up on my evil plan to conquer the world through the clever use of a humor blog.
Pouring My Art Out 
Yes, you are still weird, Art. I think you’ve always been weird. And so have I! Let’s NEVER return to the dullness of familiarity! The world is better with us stranger than life beings rummaging through the atmosphere. We keep things interesting!
Weird on, brother!
That is the nicest thing anybody ever said to… sniff… you too, man!
The new cartoon you doesn’t at all look like a world-conquering type
That is what is so insidious about it… me… us