So far, this is what I have come up with:
- The deadwood doesn’t fall far from the tree.
- Obviously, Trumps’ sperm is of the same caliber as his cabinet officials.
- If Beevis and Butthead had been born to money.
- The gene puddle.
- If you really did drain a swamp, this is what you would find at the bottom of it.
Also, what is the big square thing reflected in the mirror behind them? Anyway, see if you can top my captions and amaze everyone with your brilliance!
Pouring My Art Out 
Trump and Trumper.
The Trumpettes.
Dumb and dumber. (that’s too easy)
I already did that one as a Photoshop post, but good answer.