Stop scrolling down the WordPress reader topic wall thing and follow me… I only need 8 more people to follow me to break the magic 3,000 number. Yes, I am aware of the fact that this is a cheap, shameless method to get your attention, but I am trying to conquer the world through the clever use of humor using only my blog and absolutely no weapons of mass destruction at all, and there really aren’t any ways to go about doing that that don’t involve some level of shamelessness.
To be honest, I don’t expect much from you in return for following me. Sure, it would be nice if you read some of my stuff and maybe comment now and then, but hey, no pressure. You will still be one of my favorite people in the whole wide world… and you will be insured of a good position once I do take over the planet… because you got in on the ground floor.
In return for you going to all the trouble of clicking on my follow button, I… and the crack squirrels that live in my head… will provide you with a constant stream of weird and occasionally amusing stuff… some people even say; “way too much stuff”… in your reader everyday. I will literally pour my art… and my heart… and my guts… out for you.
Thank you for your consideration.
Pouring My Art Out 
*followed*
3 more left 🙂
Sorry!!! This ended up in my spam folder for some reason… thanks, and glad to have you aboard!
Haha, that’s one wah to do it
Well, I am trying other ways too
One wah? Ooops.
Well, if you could see my typing without a spell checker, you would know you put that in the right place.
Haha, I like text like hvhygnjjjcanolug, makes more sense 😉
careful… the wordpress overlords will think you are a spam and send the bots to eat you
Haha, bring it on, I might enjoy being devoured by a Spambot 😉
you say that now… I once came up with the idea of typing a fake spam paragraph and pasting it into hundreds of blogs… it got me kicked off wordpress for 5 days while they figured out I was human.
Well, come on now, what did you expect? Funny though, I like it!
All my ideas start off good…
Haha, I guess that’s true of us all
I have a special gift
Reblogged this on aladywrites4u and commented:
OK, ya’ll if you’re not following him you really should be… he’s a bit nutz but in a totally fun way… Go visit him and see for yourself.
thanks… what do I owe you?
A smile will do nicely
I am on it!
😉
yup
And hey, people – why you’re add it, hop on over to my place and follow me, too. I have way less readers than Art and will truly appreciate you!
well played…
You effing lucky dog you, I’m still stuck in the 500 zone with 2 blogs lol
I have been doing this for a while… and have no shame and lots of free time.
Best taking-over-the-world speech ever! :’)
Thanks… I have a few posts like this… I have been slowly refining them.