Breaking news!!!

According to Facebook, my new little cousin, Clark, whom you might remember from the pictures of our Christmas trip to the Bay Area, is suffering from a horrible rash that has swollen his lips up until they look like a duck-bill covered in scabs…

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I can barely force myself to look at the pictu…. wait… it turns out he was just eating two little rice cakes. I don’t know what the red color is. Maybe they are strawberry flavored or something.

Never mind.

Sorry to worry you.

Carry on.

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26 Responses to Breaking news!!!

  1. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    Even with his deformity, he’s a cutie patootie!

  2. Unknown's avatar Mallorie says:

    They’re blueberry beet flavored! πŸ˜‰

  3. In My Cluttered Attic's avatar pmahaney says:

    I was on the phone to the emergency room when suddenly I read “never mind”β€”and repeated it to the nurse, who surprisingly took my call quickly. Glad this good looking young man is okay.

  4. markbialczak's avatar markbialczak says:

    He’s a little young to be saying, “Just put it on my bill,” Arthur.

  5. emma's avatar emma says:

    Heaven knows I’d be distressed about the horrible rash, if I could but see past those luscious eye lashes!

  6. Elyse's avatar Elyse says:

    You are a smartty pants. I bet your elementary school teachers still talk about you.

  7. chris jensen's avatar jensenempire2551 says:

    incredible likeness just add sunglasses…

  8. Very cute. Don’t you try it however, that kind of thing is only for trained professionals.

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