So… tell me… how are you celebrating minion appreciation week? I hope you are doing something fun. A nice dinner. Maybe see a live show. Take a cruise to the Bahamas.
Wait a minute… get back here… You are one of my minions. Obviously you can’t do any of those things. I was talking to the other people who read my blog. You have work to do. There are still people stumbling into our reunion party on the record-breaking comment post. You need to be there to greet them and make them feel at home. And you need to clean up the mess made by all the people who were there during the weekend.
Yes, I know… I do see the irony of making my minions work all weekend and then work even harder all week. But you read the contract. You get time off after we conquer this planet. Not until then.
I know… I don’t like it either… but planets do not conquer themselves.
Pouring My Art Out 
As Minion in Charge of Procrastination I think I’ll just wait a while!
well played
Huh? So sorry sir! I got stuffed into the laundry shoot. I was locked in, and I didn’t see the culprit responsible, I just battled my way out of dirty socks and underwear. I swear I was lucky to get out alive!
now I just can’t stop picturing you swimming in a big pile of underwear…
I’m celebrating with crayon art. I’ll email you a pic.
Excellent, Masta Z.
I know right?! lol
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sweet
This minionita would like to take a leave, please.
This, I’m afraid, will simply not do. However, the term minionita is definitely going to stick.
I like that too
have you at least conquered your immediate vicinity… or made your husband read my blog… that would work… we take over the world one person at a time.
I’m busy designing cheerleader minions
Finally! Someone with some vision!
LOL or something
no lol… this is an lol free zone
No promises, but I’ll do my best 😦
thanks
ha
oh yeah…
Sorry, I can’t make it to the secret lair because of the snow. Can I work on taking over the world from home?
A true minion never lets a small thing like snowmageddon get in his or her way. For shame, X!
plus minions usually run about 120 degrees Fahrenheit…
It’s not the heat, baby, it’s the gas.
hence the awesome new top of the line air circulation filter I had installed
phone it in