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This is such an American thing to do 😉
I try to do American things now and then… but not all the time… that would be crazy
It can only be an improvement.
one can hope
🌏💂😎
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don’t do rules sooooooo if I don’t fit your new world order you can just ship me off to a penal colony on mars or something
I think you’d make a great minion…
awwww, minions are adorable.
I’m Head Minion in these parts, by the way. Not overly tooting my horn there, but you know… awww shucks, now I feel all immodest.
LOL head minion? Well the compliment to minions still stands
That’s right, Head Minion here. It’s a highly prestigious position. More than one minion has tried to knock me off my perch… there is one particularly ruthless aspiring minion leader who lurks about here with a knife in hand… but I’m still here!
Well good luck with the head minion stuff n such. I create minions once in a while but I’ve never actually been one. As I said I suck at rulez and such.
then wouldn’t you rather be on the side that makes and enforces the rules?
I was wondering, at some point are you going to give that head minion a full body? I mean heads are great and all but at some point a body would be nice too. Then he could be like ummm executive full body minion or some such. Can I just be like a cheerleader or some such? I have pom poms and everything?
We are saving money to get full bodies for the minions… and a cheer leader would be awesome to have around here
Yipeeee!!!
yup
yeah, me too actually…
…ooo000ooo…
I try to foster a state of constant paranoia and back-stabbery… keeps the minions awake
You forgot “asshatery”.
I never forget that
he worked hard to raise himself up out of the ranks…
I know he must have, you seem to have quite a few andddd he’s also personable and kinda sweet so you chose well
and nobody else wanted the job
Are you sure you aren’t stretching that one just a wee bit? I’d imagine there were more than a few lined up for the job
he is also head minion in charge of stretching things… so ask him…
‘K
we cover all the bases
and we know it’s all about the base (Bwah ha ha)
hey now
he is immodestly tooting his own horn
I tooted the heck out of that horn.
I… just can’t…
Yes you can! Do it!
I better not
they can be
All the ones I make are adorable, you’ve seen them. Yours aren’t so bad either
well… some of them are… HA
most of them can’t follow rules either
This is sadly true.
and truly sad
I think that part is covered
😛
yup
Would you mind getting on with?? This planet has issues and the sooner it’s conquered, the better.
We march at dawn… prepare yourselves!
gird your loins
Get away from my loins!
sorry… it’s not like you were using them for anything important
This is sadly true. I’m done procreating!
now it is just amateurcreating
This is not a word.
but it soon will be
I’m not really a morning person. Can we march at 11-12ish?
Pft… very well, X. We shall delay the march until you have awokened and sufficiently refreshed yourself. I sense some serious latrine duty in your future…
yeah… the day after bargain sushi night
sure… why not
well I am finding it hard to conquer people with a humor blog if they either speak another language, don’t read, or don’t know what a blog is…
LOL, hey we all have our challenges! Nobody ever said world domination was going to be a piece of cake. 😉
I just expected more from my future conquerees
All right, minions, fall in. Anyone debates the Grand Leader’s impending conquest of the world, give them a good smite. And for the rest of you common folks, feel free to sign up as a minion immediately. The training is quick, the perks non-existent, but you really can’t top the uniforms. Also, I hope you don’t mind wearing sunglasses… like all the time.
you can’t top the uniforms… seriously… they are topless… HA!!!!!!!!!!!
You skimped on our uniform tops??? Noooo!!!
no… I got carried away on the lower half of the uniforms and spent all our uniform funds there… those pants are made of real burlap
I’m surprised they’re not made from minions…
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