Family gathered for Christmas, a brightly burning log
I try to get in the spirit of things but I’m thinking about my blog
The kid’s have opened their presents, there’s booze in my eggnog
I sit and smile and nod a lot, but I’m thinking about my blog
When I go to workout at the gym, and on the treadmill take a jog
My mind is running to new ideas to post upon my blog
When I am in the backyard, and tossing the ball for my dog
I am also tossing ideas around to entertain you on the blog
When I’m in a drunken stupor from too much rum or pirate grog
I clear away the cobwebs by pondering my blog
When the road of life is muddied and I am mired in the bog
I find the path made easier by thinking about my blog
When my body is wracked by fever, my mind is in a fog
The only clarity I can find is thinking about my blog
As through the turmoil and confusion of everyday life I slog
My brain is trudging ceaselessly through ideas for my blog
In the vastness of this universe, I am just one tiny cog
And the place where I fit in the best is right here on my blog…
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Okay… you caught me… this is a recycled post from last year… but it still cracks me up, and it is still a little too true.









Pass the pirate grog… and nicely done, recycled and all.
Thanks
so true
Ha
Great is timeless!
awwwwwwww… shucks
ha, ha, ha – excellent really! 😀
thanks
Where is the line where you slaughter a hog?
I thought that went without saying…
I identify with the frightening and disturbing truth of this.
glad to know I am not alone…
No way my friend. I grieve over it too at times. I love blogging and the people I meet, but they can’t warm my bed at night. Take that last sentence as a VERY BROAD metaphor. Reality does not HAVE to be virtual.
I could not agree more… as far as I know…
Awwwww, sweet
well, yeah, sweet to you guys… not so much to the real people in my life, I guess.
I’m usually online on Christmas simply because once they’ve all feasted they tend to sleep it off and I’m left alone in a house full of snores with an expectation that I will be quiet and let them snooze
I am just a junky… so…
Are you in my head?
I am in everybody’s heads… don’t worry about it… I am being very careful.
Oh good! I am always trying to get in peoples heads
Well, if you see me in there, say hello.