You have seen through all my deceptions and evaded all my traps.

So far, in an infantile… (not to mention futile)… series of blatant attempts to manipulate you into scrolling down into the deepest recesses of my blog, I have resorted to;

1. Trickery… (Technically, all my posts fall into this category)…

2. Seduction… (I guess you will have to scroll down to find that one… whoops, sorry, I’m doing it again)…

3. Hypnotism… (Did I mention I took a class with a guy named Carl Mesmer, a descendant of the guy who invented mesmerizing? My plan didn’t work, but I still think it’s a good idea… does anyone know where I can get a video of a swinging pendulum?)…

4. Sex Appeal… (I did a post where I informed you all that I am the inventor of the ‘wardrobe malfunction’, and that you could see my nipple, if you really wanted to)… (Hey, my eyes are still up here)…

5. Mystery… (I keep hinting that if you want to find the answers to things, you just have to keep looking)…

6. Ongoing plot lines… (Many of my posts are set up to only make sense if you know the back story)…

7. Reminders… (I frequently point out that I told the best near-death-experience story of all time, which is a true story, and that my bit about a letter written to Sam I Am by W, Shakespeare is worth going back to take a quick look at. Hey, I could have just re-blogged them, but I will not resort to that…yet)…

8. Begging… (OK, I may still keep on doing that… in fact I may be doing that right now)…

I also admit that I have even used naughty words in my titles to try to get hits from people who do searches for that kind of thing. This is childish and immature of me. You deserve better. I promise that I will never do a post titled; Hot sexy naked hooter boob babes panties knickers girls women want need trollop vixens do it want it huge big throbbing knocker ta tas bondage fetish… (Like I ever would have resorted to that)…

Or is this post just one more way that I am trying to lure you into the insanity that is my life?

You already figured that out, didn’t you?

You really are way too smart for me…