We temporarily interrupt this revolt against the WordPress Overlords and their scary new changes that most people don’t really seem to like, to explain what I meant in that last post I did… (number 5)… when I said we had: “ignited the flaming beavers of revolution.” And also why that picture down there in the last post has an American Revolutionary War soldier carrying a flag that looks sort of like this…
Well, the thing is… and this is perhaps strange even by the standards for one of my ‘things’… I can’t really explain the whole flaming beaver thing without doing a post that would be way too long and distract us all from our uprising. Suffice it to say that I have many loyal Canadian followers, up to and including my Head Minion, Trent, and that the idea that Canada has a force of highly trained and extremely flammable beaver commandos just sort of evolved. It evolved during those many other revolutions we have had when WordPress did other changes we didn’t like.
Hey, if you want all the answers, you should try reading my blog from the very beginning, because that is the way it is designed to make the most sense… some sense… a very little sense… whatever. Or go type ‘revolution’ into the search bar thingy. I can’t do everything around here, can I?
At the very least, using the flaming beaver gag gives me yet another chance to tag a post with the words: ‘hot beaver’…. and that always get me a few more views from porn junkies and perverts to bump up my stats… so we call that a win/win…
Pouring My Art Out 
So, once again, you are counting on us Canadian readers to buoy you up & help you fight your battles!
well… yeah
Do not mock the flaming beavers.
sigh… I will miss you while you are gone… but as long as you won’t be able to blog, you can get some editing done… Jessica loved the novel. She wants me to do a series.
I need to edit!
That is what I am saying… Jessica thinks we can make this a whole series.
I think she may be smarter than you.
she may well indeed
I left a comment on their blog where they mentioned the changes on the stat pages. I said “Am I the only person who gets annoyed with all the changes? What was wrong with leaving everything the way it was. If it’s not broke, why fix it?” And it has had 35 likes. I guess there are a few more people fed up with these stupid changes than I thought.
I rarely meet anyone who loves them
There were quite a few on there. I felt like asking if they needed their head examining.
they just might
Do not mock the flaming beavers.
I like a hot beaver
…
I almost have no comment to this, Al. Almost.
Haha
yup
I can see why you might be conflicted…
Subscripted.
afflicted
They are to be feared and respected
This post made me think many things.
At the same time???
yeah, you’re amazing
awww… shucks
golly gee
gee whillikers
good golly
I like the bad golly better
I like good jelly
and I cannot lie
I cut down that apple tree
you like big apples and you cannot lie
yeah I do, real men do
right
and we eat f*cking quiche too!
yeah we do
and women’s panties! wait no, forget I said that, I didn’t mean to expose your little secret
well… I do like those, I must admit… although I probably should have gone back and looked for context before typing that
yep
indeedy
do
dode
da do do do, da da da da
that’s all I want to say to you
that is all I hear… ha
yeah me too, I thought by saying it, I’d get it out of my head
Good idea though
I guess it worked, because I have no idea what it was
Uh oh
blimey
Crickey
bloody ‘ell
Spot on
good show
cor blimey
strewth
I tried to do a ‘type old English and talk like Shakespeare day’ on the blog once… We could do that on the comment post next reunion
all right, I’m in, I dig Shakespeare
It is loads of fun… For sooth and yea verily
and talk of country matters
not to mention figuring out if that to be or not to be thing is actually THE question… or even a question
yep, lots of questions about questions or non questions in Shakespeare
I question all of Shakespeare…
it’s the iambic pentameter, getting stuck in the rhythm
how do we always end up doing hundreds of comments on random posts that no one is ever going to see again?
I don’t know, maybe because, like you, I am compelled to reply to just about every comment. We could do this forever. We can end these others and focus on the other post. The ball is in your court.
…………………………. Oh………. And I am only cutting a few off so we can do better ones on less posts, and I will never cut off one of your post comment threads…
Well that’s considerate of you, now I feel guilty, I believe I ended some of yours
but NEVER the “comment here” post, unless I did by mistake.
I’ll just end those on my posts with a grateful “like”
Also, I think I’ve only ended those that I have no idea what we’re talking about.
Do not mock the flaming beavers.
I don’t mock them, I admire them.
I can do both, but I am a rare individual.
I had a dream that I was at some doctor’s office to get some kind of surgical procedure and I could hear the nurse mocking me while I was in the waiting room, so I called her a f*cking b*tch, then I realized she was going to be assistant the doctor during surgery so I told them never mind about the procedure and complained about her lack of professionalism, but essentially I was concerned what she would do while I was under anesthesia. Very bizarre dream. I’m telling you this because I was prompted by the word “mock” in my last comment.
never engage in mockery… except for with Dick Cheney
I definitely agree with that
or are you mocking me…
hush little baby don’t you cry
ha
daddy’s gonna bake you into a pie
that sounds way too kinky
oh shit, it does, I didn’t mean that hahaa
yup
I usually see innuendo in everything
don’t be looking innuendo
that’s what she said
ba dum dum
thank you thank you
will you be here all week?
sage has left the building
passing through a sage
a pas-sage
a cor-sage
vis-sage did you already say that one?
I think so
how reiterative of me
Iterate away
I feel compelled to deiterate
I feel impelled and expelled to debilitate
I feel repelled by your impelling expulsion
I have expunged your repulsion and I am repealing your repugnant repulsion to my expulsion…
I divulge your splurging compulsion with a bungee
I indulge your regurgitation of a consumptive onager
I plunge into the mirage
I splurge and purge into the garage
I’ve purged in the garage too many times in my lifetime.
Been there… Expelled that
been there but dispelled no myths
I can’t even spell myth…
well you didn’t dis-spell it then
oh yeah… I didn’t dis-still it either
good, no distilling here, only brewing
brews before bros
you’d choose beer over a pal? that’s cold, man
maybe it depends on the beer
I wouldn’t really.
I know, I can tell that about you.
Yeah you can
or a sau-sage
ha
Oh yeah
This is an acceptable answers. The beavers are appeased.
phew
The beavers are angry again.
They do tend to get overheated…
Then I have passed the first test!
if you hadn’t you would be on fire right now
Oh, I was on fire, that’s why I thought I past, I thought I powered up
Why is it called being ‘on’ fire when the fire is really on you?
good point, and why do we say f*ck you to people that are the last people we’d probably ever want to f*ck
why do we call guys female body parts as an insult?
good one, after all, I mean, female body parts are… …lovely
they are designed by nature to be intriguing
yes they are
yup
you said that already
Just as long as you aren’t getting hit on by Justin Beiber fans. They’re strange.
Not as far as I know… but I get hit on by so many people…
Hehehehe
oh yeah
Do not mock the flaming biebers.
ha
Thanks for explaining that. I thought they were burning crack squirrels.
hey now
That’s not what they are, but that’s what they do.
or something like that
This is a good comment, X, but do not mock the flaming beavers.
there you go… mix it up a little
Oh no, I don’t want to get them all fired up.
nope
You’re pretty smart for a consonant, X.
ha
This X is not a consonant. It’s a variable.
Move your vowels or you will become consonated
I’m having a vowel movement right now.
I can smell it
Dependent or independent? Whew, things are getting personal in here….
Codependent … Or maybe co defendant
y=mx+b. i rest my case. at least i played it straight yo.
Indeed you did
Schmack!
Sigh
I am registered as indepent.
I was independent way before I could register.
I don’t think we have that up here…
Thats because none of you are… HA… Oh boy… I’m good…
Yeaaaaaahh…. I avoided including a schmack statement there, though your comment was certainly schmack-worthy.
maybe, but save it for later
You definitely set him straight Trent , in fact with a slope of m and a y-intercept of b.
Stop talking math on my blog!
Do not mock the flaming beavers.
you are going to get booted off as a spambot if you paste too many times… just saying