By now, most of you are aware of that post we are working on here… the one that has 32,640 comments.. we are still raising that number every day and I recently sent the information into the Guinness Book Of World Records people to see if we can actually get officially recognized as ‘The most commented upon blog post not run by a celebrity or a corporation’.
Well, that post… which you can find the link to right over there at the top of the sidebar, and please, leave a comment and become a part of history… has been going on so long and gotten so big that nobody could remember who left the first comment… until a crack group of crack squirrels, researchers, and loyal minions dug all the way back through all those comments, and according to them, Doobster418 left the very first comment.
You know what that comment was?
He typed: Comment.
Because I said to leave a comment.
See, he is funny… as you will find out when you visit him at: http://mindfuldigressions.com/
We are still toying with the idea of compiling all the comments into some sort of order and making a book out of them… they are that funny… so, seriously… go leave your own comment if you haven’t yet. Or pick some random people and reply to their comments. That is always fun too, and you might make some new friends.
Pouring My Art Out 
So that’s what it is all about!
maybe
Wait… can I comment on a post of mine that was reblogged? Does the comment go to me or you?
Your Doobster thong, Doobster shirts, Doobster jammies…
http://www.cafepress.com/fluffandbunkum
oh yeah… we should all wear shirts advertising other people’s blogs…
I think there’s only one with a blog address on it. I made that one for YOU.
I couldn’t look at that one closer
AAARGH! One of them isn’t displaying correctly. I have to fix it.
Doobster41, indeed!
oh… I thought it was me being an idiot… HA!
wait… none of these have a blog address on them…
phew
He’s smokin.
ha
Dooooooooobster!
Looooooooooooobster
I wonder which one is tastier?
do one then eat the other
A regular man versus crustacean taste test… I like it.
When a lobster writes a letter, he does it on crustacionery…
My thong snapped while reading this. Again.
stop hanging yourself up by it
dude, gross
you said it
Well. A whole day. Wow. Impressive!
It is more than most people get.
Reblogged this on Mindful Digressions and commented:
WooHoo! Today is International Doobster 418 Day. Please celebrate by having a hot dog without a bun for dinner tonight. (And don’t ask me why, ask msmonsterful at http://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_assignment/writing-101-celebration/
Thanks for the reblog & introduction 🙂
and… wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I’m on it.
You are on something alright…
I’m on it like a randy bull on a lipsticked cow.
no really… please stop doing that…
Blame the bull, not me.
uh… I have no answer to that
The bull will be most disappointed.
serves it right
The cow, you mean?
the bull
The one with the lipstick?
if you say so
That’s not my blog…
XD
it might be
It’s not? My bad. I’ll fix it right away.
It’s all good. 🙂
is it?????
I am so confused
Wait, I clicked on the link and it took me to “Fluff and Bunkum.” I’m so confused. I need some coffee.
That is *weird*…
Have a cup for me, will ya? I gave it up. D:
extra zinggy
coffee with doobies in it
Reply
(it said to leave a reply)
oh… right… you people are all way to clever for me
???
Comment
statement
Reply
exclamation
Query
proclamation
Salivation
deterioration
Californication
uh oh
Red hot.
chilly pepper
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Like this comment.
Comment liked/reply unliked.
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no
Abort, Abort, Abort!
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blue screen… of death
I’ve tried to move this pointless discussion to the place to have the pointless discussions. You know what I mean.
just say no… to commenting in the wrong place
No
wait… not yet
HA
reboot
Alt-Ctrl-Delete.
oh crap.
backspace
no
spam thread… also known as gristle
That would be the only actual meat part in the can.
say it ain’t so
well it ain’t meat. I’ll say it’s soy.
say it ain’t soy
i’ll say.
ha
I haven’t been answering these many comments in a long time… this is so old school
Art in da house, yo!
wordssssssssssssssssssssss
Unlike the next comment
Re-like the previous comment.
oh… I do
replicate reply
Send error
sand eeyor
Donkey kong
stinky thong… and we come full circle…
Wheeeeeee…… this really is like old times, although I think I may soon retire. It’s late here.
I am getting behind
We do not wish to hear about your behind, or how much of it you are getting.
are you sure
most commendable
We should be doing this on the other post.
true
So I went there.
and you are back already
No, I’m there.
where
I’m pointing with my finger, can’t you see?
hey… watch the finger
you’re supposed to watch it.
but it was rude to me
cause you’re were supposed to watch a different finger. That one was just along for the ride.
I was trying to watch all of them
Be nice to my Doob, Pouring my art out.
That said, Happy Doobster day!
I have never been not nice to a doob in my entire life…
You’re my kind of people.
I am some kind of people… thanks…
Okay, I can be wrong.
Keep working on it, you’ll find yourself.
I mean, I am kind of some kind of person… a kind person… I am the kind kind of person.
Um, be careful what you say now. You may regret these words.
Are you back to running for most disloyal head minion status? Because I can make an award for that too.
Oh crap, you heard me! I always think I’m just writing this stuff in my head.
on your head maybe
Done. Can hardly wait for that book.
I can hardly wait to start sifting through thousands of comments trying to find an order to put them in that makes sense.
It’s not that hard. Just put mine first.
The thing is that there are some comment threads in there that have 20 or 30 people all taking part.
Doesn’t matter. I still want to be first. Me, me, me! (oh, oh – Not CM is coming out again).
We might be jumping the gun a little here.
Best not to mention guns when Not CM is in the room.
oh… right
In case you don’t know who Not CM is, that’s my mirror blog – wouldn’t want you to get the wrong idea about me!
I never have any ideas about people…
Good. Now do I get to be first? Doobster can handle it.
I haven’t even begun to collate the comments… waiting till we get to 50,000… so get to work…
Trying as hard as I can.
well none of these comments count because they aren’t on the right post…
Damn.
there are rules… even here…
Um, excuse me, CM, but I was first. You can’t just go around changing history on a whim…unless you happen to be a member of the Texas Board of Education. Still, first is first and I am first.
Well, then, maybe I can just be the MOST IMPORTANT.
Come on, Doobster, let me have a little fun.
You need to sign up to be an official minion to even have a shot at that title.
He has a day named after him… and an award…
Or an African who wants to be President of the United States. Sometimes history is very, very bendy.
Now that’s a “whole nuther” discussion.
we need some diversity up in that job
🙂 Just sayin…… Not that I don’t think you deserve to be first. You do, and you were. I hunted it down myself!
somebody has to be first…
What about a Muslim who wants to be President?
Well, that’s one way I might get myself published, huh?
Exactly
I can get behind that idea. We should make this an annual event. With costumes. And “Comment!” should become the official greeting.
I like where this is going…
It’s good, huh? Maybe we all need to express a fondness for Escher, too. I don’t know. We could all eat Doobster’s favorite food on Fridays… (please say it’s a hot dog with no bun… that would be too funny.) ((please, please say you know why that’s funny.))
Are you talking about that talking hot dog in that movie they showed us when we were in high school that was supposed to scare us into not doing drugs???
No. No, I am not.
All Hail Eris!
still not a clue
http://principiadiscordia.com/book/11.php
I read it and I still don’t know what it means.
I… I…
It’s Discordianism, a parody religion created in the 60’s. They “worship” Eris, Goddess of Chaos, and eat hot dogs on Fridays as a sort of remembrance. I mean, supposedly it’s a requirement, but its not really, because that would be organized, and organization is right out. Or something.
I can’t tell the difference between made up parody religions and the real kind… so…
true dat.
yup
We should make commemorative thongs.
I can do that…
zinggggggggggggg
almost done…
……………….000
Sorry. Having a spot of trouble…
which spot? HA!
Lots of ’em.
Sorry. I got unavoidably interrupted. I’m back on it now.
I know the feeling
Oh boy…
hoowee
Um, I’ll take five. You know, just in case…
greedy bastard
We all have accidents!
there are clean thongs coming
Please drive slow when you roll up the truck.
right
And it’s “greedy bugger”, I’ll have you know. Now stopping yapping and pass me a thong.
are you going to floss?
Okay, now this is getting weird.
ha
I mean, stop corrupting me.
no
You’re corrupting me!
yup
You’re gonna need at least seven. http://www.cafepress.com/fluffandbunkum
There. Doobster gear in all it’s glory…
why am I not doing this already?
Because I haven’t helped you set up shop yet. The move will be done soon, and I will have some time. In the meantime, start thinking about the images you want to use and make sure you have hi-res versions ready. At least 300 dpi.
oh, I can do that
Oh my gosh… how on earth did you do that???
I’m a magic girl.
wheeeeeeeeee
makes ya wonder, don’t it
Market them and give me my cut.
I can pay you in thongs…
thongs for the memories
Booooo…..
they can’t all be winners