I want to break the all-time record for the most comments on a WordPress blog post.
*** PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS POST ***
Okay, some of you will see this as a shallow attempt on my part to bump up my stats.
And I’m not saying you are wrong.
But here’s the thing… oh, thing, I missed you, where have you been?
I have always said that I have the best commenters on WordPress. I have two posts that have over 1,000 comments on them… True, half of those are my return answers to comments, because I always answer my comments, but still… And I will even go so far as to admit that my comment sections… OUR comment sections… are sometimes the funniest part of my posts. Are you happy now?
But this all has me wondering what the record for number of comments on one post actually is. I want to see if we can break it. Just for the fun of it. We will all be part of a social media experiment. We will all go down in the history books as record breakers. We can amaze and astound the WordPress overlords and maybe have them take notice of us.
And it will be fun.
Oh, and I am a little disappointed that only one person even commented on that cute picture of me as a baby in the last post I did, so here is your chance to make it up to me…
Pouring My Art Out 
Hi Art! Happy Friday. Glad to join in the big gang. Wonder how I’ve avoided it this long? I think I said a world record by commenting on 4,000 of your other posts before this one. 🙂
that didn’t count… HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I finally count in life. Yay!
It is now officially official.
I’m going to whistle now.
louder
I’M GOING TO WHISTLE NOW.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yep, that’s probably the record. Congrats and welcome
Good to see you, alady. 😉
You too, umm two, to, tu tu?? Wait… I think I read that somewhere else tonight.
yeah you did
Nice to know the deja vu dooo guy confirms it
deja doodoo … the feeling that you made that poop before
Never poo the same pooh twice dude… unless you’re a bunny
I might be
Scary, bunnies are vicious poo eaters. not like sweet cuddly squirrels aytall
my squirrels hardly eat at all
always the gentleman
Well, I missed the part about the officer, Art, so I make up for it here.
It’s like a promotion
Don’t tell me. There’s no raise involved, is there?
well… sort of… if you go for official minion status I would do a post welcoming you to the family… but as I always say; just because your boss says he wants to try you out in a new position don’t mean you are getting a raise or a promotion… HA!
buckle up
In for a wild ride?
Mr. toad’s wild,ride… who is also an alien in my books…
I liked moley better
holy moley
great ballz afire
ouch
Well now, that took a little time scrolling to the bottom of the page.
Lesie
if you just dive in and hit reply to any ole blogger who commented at the top you can cut in line instead of going all the way to the bottom… hee hee
NIce trick! Thanks for that.
Leslie
Are you Leslie? Or do you think I’m Leslie?
Yup, I’m Leslie. I always sign what I write.
Leslie
I’m Tina, I never sign anything if I can get away with having someone else sign it.
Sorry Tina, I only sign what I write or I keep quite.
Leslie
Well don’t keep quiet we need you round here.
Thanks, Tina, everyone likes to be needed.
Leslie
my name is Arthur and I approve this message… and this massage,,, and me… I approve me…
and say something to Trent…
Is he here? I’m been just shy of stalking the poor fella.
he loves it… and he is my official head minion, and is supposed to be doing what you are now doing
He’s a sweetheart and he seems a bit overwhelmed with the busies soooo we do what we can
guilt trip the crap out of him?
I’ll see if I can bribe him… does he like cookies? moonshine cherry cheesecake?
just type any dirty word and he will respond…
Coool, I know lots of those… too much time with soldiers and jewish lawyers
and Jewish soldiers
They have those? I thought they all went to law school instead?
they studied the ten commandments and the ten commandos
They never go commando, never
that is the fourth commando commandment
Don’t wanna run him off by having a granny stalking him
I wouldn’t worry… you should scroll back and read the part where he got drunk alone in here and seduced himself…
That’s a grand idea… horny badger may have to try that
that should be the name of my band
ha ha that sounds like a 60’s band
any combination of words does…
Only if you stick an animal in there
that sounds wrong
monkeys, beatles,… whatever
oh… right
but your tag is right there on every comment
swo8 is a little different than Leslie. In fact, there is more to swo8 than me.
Leslie
now that is deep
I sign my name a different way every time
That’s gotta be tedious to remember which one you haven’t used yet
nope
it’s true
we are all a little Leslie now and then
she might be on the way to being our new head minion
that is also a good way to meet new friends
Yep, and to create a kinda crazy that makes the head spin
I try to do that here
It’s working
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LOL oh yeah!
no lol… this is a no lol zone… I did posts about that
But if I don’t LOL around my fingers get tired… I don’t do rulez either.. I can never remember them all. Sighhhh
I have a graduated level of amusement noticfication’
ha
ha!
ha!
ha!!!
Ha
Ha!
Ha!!
Ha!!!
HA
HA!
HA!!
HA!!!
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seee that’s why I can’t be your minion and have to just be a cheerleader… I could never remember not to lol about or hee hee or giggle or some such.
It isn’t a real rule… it is a joke guideline… I am the least ruley guy to ever try to take over this planet… also… and I did posts about this… but minion seems to me a much more dignified word that follower.
Not follower, cheerleader, pom poms and everything….
well who asked for that…
bleah
blorch
I like that word… cool
I am good at fake words
But can you use them in scrabble and get away with it?
usually
You are gooood
yup
sorry about that
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Well this should keep me going for a while….
seems like
Like a long while, what re-union…
did i get that right….
I will have to arrange one
Best be arranging
be best arraigning
Say what?
what
I mean what we’re talking about.
how would I know?
you know everything… ha
well, yeah
Yeah, sure sounds like a lot
oh it is
just a little alot
Lancelot
cool the white Knight.
Shirley, you joust!
Man you’re quick witted….
crack squirrels…
Yeah, let;s not forget those crack squirrels
nope
no that’s dope
I can’t cope
wash you’re month with soap
my whole month???
No, just the dirty words….
keep it clean
i’m always getting dirty, i live outside…
you know outside..
I went outside once
What only once
yup
nop
…ooo000ooo…
OOOXXXOOO
uh
hum
forget the words?
forget what words?
you were humming… nevermind
Do you mind
I mind is a terrible thing to waste
Why, i don’t mind, wasting my mind…
I didn’t used to
hu
……………
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
yup
yeah
yay
Yay OOOO
oyoaoyo
ToTOToT
careful now
never
ok
got yo ko’d
yeah you did
i though i ducked
you quacked
no but i farted
whoops
now i get it. whoops!
ok teacher
do your homework
like that’s going to happen
ha
i don’t get gold stars
why not
did go to school
ok
ok
dude
boy
man
girl
this is becoming tedious
no kiding
no kidding
what two kids in kidding…
I have two kids
Sólo dos?
bien venidos
边venidos
mixing your metaphores
哎呦，只是一点点
okay, we get it, you have a translating program
No! Jerry does, i mean google does….
right
No, Jerry!
Garcia?
嘎rcla？
wow
酷哎
ok
me too!
I bet
how much, million or two…
two dollars
why they make toonies in the states
because we can
no you can’t
yes we can
no we can’t
ok
That’s it just ok!
yup
you with the yup, is getting boring…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
I feel the same way… we would be better off doing one interesting comment thread than this
and?
then?
grrrrrrrrrrrr
woof, woof
ha again
at least you added again!
I do try
correctly exactly maybe
that too
um
confused cow says
哞哞
dong
叮咚
keep it clean
威严
that one looks funny.
所以，你也一样。
try another language
不，我喜欢这个
…ooo000ooo…
translated into simplified chinese
…… ooo000ooo
exactly
准确
gone rusty
where
in the rusty spots
ow
cool another new word “ow”
ow now brown cow
O-Yeah, what song was that?
who knows
Ha ha a Canadian Band Trooper!
you have those?
Yeah, their all the draft dodgers…
It gets drafty up there?
No! Not since number one changed it….
what about number two
what about number two….
exactly
Yeah, he’s in line
I hate lines
especially the short one’s
I used to be short
What you’re not now
not at all
not at all now
later?
much later
exactly
i know much later exactly
how much later exactly?
About that much
that’s a lot
@Art …. why not two?
that too two to tutu
three tea tree tee?
for four fore
Five alive and that’s no jive.
exactly
@jensenempire2551 …. it could
it will
lol
😉
:-}
none of that
What do you mean, none of that!
just that
exactly just that
more or less
@jensenempire2551 … we’ve only just begun
again
and again and again and again…. now I have to go find that song.
we will wait
Damn
Straight!
yeah, comment war
I like to think of it as more of a collection
that too
or three?
sure
Yeah, i like that! let’s create more of a collection.
Good idea
indeed
pitter patter let’s get at her
hey now
what do those now’s look like, do they have four legs
and six arms
wow, how many tails
2
one in front and the other in back
that seems right
it does
Hee hee lovely rhyme time
methinks we’re turning wordpress into something else….
cool
Sumpin’ sumpin’ sumpin’ else! very cool
yeah, what?
What? What? I think I’m getting lost in the somethings.
that happens
you’re getting lost… Methinks, i am lost!
I have a Tom Tom to help me find my way back. If all else fails I can call a taxi.
you have a drum that finds the way??????????
Yep and he’s real real good at it.
cool
what do you call them anyway?
I call them them
what
what what
ha ha
Call whom?
them
They’re sleeping
about time
No kidding
we never kid
I kid all the time… that’s how I ended up with ten or twelve of em callin me mom and the numbers keep growing.
Ok this is getting crazy
It’s supposed to be crazy in here. It’s one big naked crack squirrel comment party.
exactly
damn those squirrels, they have all the fun
They did invite you, they have very good taste.
tasty squirrels
sheee you’ll scare them all off before the coals are white
someone else… like Trent… threatened to cook my squirrels once… I did a very severe post in response.
Bwah ha ha you totally took the bait on that one with your tasty squirrels comment and then failed to notice I didn’t offer to cook em. Gotcha! ohhhh moooo moo bleah
I am barely keeping up with the flow here… over one thousand comments in 24 hours… way over…
S’ok we’ll roast some chestnuts for the wee beasties and they’ll be happy little furries again. Time for me to shower and sleep now. Ya’ll have fun!
ok… thanks for everything… you are sending me an email, right?t
Yep, I sent it last night from my asarielsmuse email address
I will try to get to that today
No rush,
but I am all excited and aflutter
Ha ha, luvin it!
Havin’ it your way
Awww, yes, so very sweet of you too.
aw, shucks
🙂
…ooo000ooo…
gee thanks
ok
ok
sigh
hic-up
burp
exactly
correctly
Yeah, now that’s what i mean……
do you?
Is that doo doo
hopefully not
犬のたわごと
oh my
O我
yup
是啊
I like that on my rice
No you don’t!
ok
是啊，是啊，是啊，没有-PED
ped xing
check this one out….
PED兴
like a guy doing jumping jacks
um
ha
笑声, 笑, 哈 哈
then there is that
and more of that
we need more
we always need more
we do
i do! you can’t have?
I could have
no you couldn’ted
coulded too
yeah they do
past the pipe
ok
ok
getting
i guess that’s a little light
indeed
Holmes
homie
ok
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what’s that
((((o))))
that looks wrong
i don’t think sooo……
no you don’t
yes i do
HA!!!!!
it’s about time
yeah
ooo
___
we did this one too
we did
…ooo000ooo…
yay
Damn the words just keep arriving ( i was going to say coming)
well done
i like mine, just a little burned
but bloody in the middle
awe yes blood
ha
count Dracula, one, two, three, four, five, seven
you win
i did
ok
ok
please stop
ok
Sorry got sidetrack as usual creative ageing, those great little kid do it all without even knowing…
kids… they can do anything
yeah, well they shouldn’t smoke
true
right then, round and round
yup
nope dope
say no to dopes
no to dopes
yup
no
ok
ok
ok
ok
………………
?????
9999999999999999999999999999
66666666666666666666666666
I would rather do less comments that mean something than do this forever
Now i see the picture, however comment are comments… one man’s less is another man’s more…
I know, and I appreciate your dedication and persistence.
seriously
exactly seriously
l
2
because we might make this into a book someday and I don’t want there to be a chapter that is just all this
And why not?
I guess that is a valid question
i though i did this comment already!
me too
ha
ma
888888888888888
555222555222
is that your phone number?
no 1-604-716-7341
don’t really do that
war and peace
seems you people been doubling up on me
we do that
is that an american thing
could be
exactly could be
…
with a bit of a curve
here and there in all the right places
hopefully
Or the left ones
sure
dang
Cool, another one, you know if i stick with you i could learn the English language
but why bother
lost me
me too
007 are you
shaken and stirred
two fingers of gin too, not just one
keep your fingers out of my drink
you said no stirred
I did
didn’t say no fingers
ok
ok
you win
ok
bye
We mean “who’s” on home…………….
do we?
we do!
weeeee doooooo
do we
I said we did so we must
we must
we musty
Try
I do
do you
youtube
What’s the web-address?
That is a good question
We;re in trouble
we are
Yeah, always……..
coool
hoOot
that tooO
ioOoI
wheeEEEeee
wowioioOoioiwow
couldn’t have said it better myself.
ah you didn’t even try
nope
sea
see
prospective
or perspective
Damn
ha
uh, stealing this one…
cool
uh
hu
ummmmm
dyslexic cow?
is that how you spell that damn word, dyslexic crack squirrels
pretty sure
Pretty sure, isn’t that something like “almost”
a bit
and that just pretty sure
possibly
more maybe
that is all the maybe I have
you mean had
maybe
be april not may
right
how come it always right and not left
So we can go in circles
i gotcha
yeah you do
tahw
………………..
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less than and greater than what?
Less is greater than
that is so deep
How deep was it?
bring your swim fins
No, waters probably cool anyway
good point
The land of Point in the Pointless Forest,
Me and my Arrow
Harry Nielson
bazinga
wooo
fo schnizzle
what are those?
you what me to google it
It’s a Snoop Dog thing
who dog
never mind
@jensenempire … you mean who’s at home? Sighhhh whole houseful tonight.
this is like the good old days
There’s never anybody home….
Love the spelling of this word (Sighhhh) 57 years of age and have learned more about the English language, than i did in the few years that i went to school.
I never did learn good in school
So where did you learn
the streets
your one me are you
uh… ok
or are you me and i’m you
that could be
that could exactly be,
damn maybe you shouldn’t have taught me that word
yup
up up we go, in are wonderful balloon
a hot air balloon
accending to heaven
I am stopping just short of there
i’m not even going
ok
ok
I have to answer every comment and I can’t keep up with this
left then
fine
You mean, “fucked up, insecure, neurotic and emotional!”
I do
whoops….
ok
I thought I might be learning to speak English and it was so disturbing that I had to ditch the guy.
What, kind of make sense…
Is that a question, statement or command?
ha
No, seriously??
would a HA!!! be better
Hope
there is always that
Yes, always
most of the time
wait… loss… his loss…
i believe that i didn’t understand the answer. That is if i still remember what it was we were talking about.
I have no idea what we were talking about. Maybe we should start over?
Hello, I’m Tina, I hope you’re having a delightful Saturday.
I am Billy Bob Nosenhiemmer and I like grasshoppers
Billy Bob only eats the green ones though
yeah he do
Hello i’m chris, the day is always great, ifinn i say any different, i’m just complaining…
And would need a slap…
we do that here too
Wait a minute are you all those poeple
yes I am
Can’t you just be one
666
no! Note six, six, six
note?
what note, i didn’t write a note
well you did… but…
no i didn’t
ok
ok
whatever
neversomehow
psssssssssssssssssssssst
pppppppppppstttttttttttttttttt
I don’t mean to be rude or discouraging…
can’t be either with me
I bet I could
yup
left then up
you are determined
No! Spoiled
but it feels like we are just doing this out of pure stubbornness now
maybe
exactly
I find hugs are better at fixing complaining than slaps.
where do i sign?
Ha ha no signing needed.
i like that….
maybe just the waiver
dream waiver
what band?
Gary Wright did that song… good song… but it is ‘weaver’
lift then
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ok… I need to eat dinner now
i like to write something other than answering but this was kind of fun
ok
ok
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we aren’t really adding anything to the depth of this post
now what do mean by that?
what part isn’t clear?
nope
sign sign everywhere a sign
get confusing when your everybody
tell me about it
i just did
oh
yup
word
I don’t
well, we never do
and always answer anyway
right
again, round, round we go!
What song?
any song
Trooper…
pooper
dooper
ok
we did this
kind of
?
See what I mean?
no
Anyway, who @ home!
we need to have another reunion
You do!
fine
fine then
then and now
How about then?
Never now!
or the other way around
You mean that way.
I went thataway
right thataway
that rightaway
awaythat right
thayewrigth
hereinabove
herring abode
Where there is hering, must be salmon close by, so we better drop a line!
and a hook…. and a sinker…
You mean hook… And stinker…
hey now
That’s for horse’s….
or is that hay?
either or….
either Oreo
cookie
pie
cow pie
no thanks
Wasn’t offering
phew
get any on you
uh?
cake
yum
an ice cream
a nice dream
very good
I am
you are
cool
i had thought you were hot, Oops!
oh my
oh my my…
your your
Didn’t i hear you scream
most likely
most likely didn’t or most likely scream
yes
No
maybe
i know, maybe no
no know
Cool, oh know
I no
no go
yoko oh no
Cum on give johnny a little respect
ha
burp, oops
laugh
I am
i am
mai
You know her too?
I do?
Not yet, wait for the pastor…
oh my
my hoooooo
hey now
you keep feeding those horses
they gotta eat
yeah, or yup
either or
i like either
me too
ok batman
right
no we’re going left
dude… we did this routine already
well i can’t that fast
don’t feel under any pressure
pressure is your middle name
ok
ok
please
pretty please
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
french now
no tongue
yuck…..
ha
@Art…. yep reunification time
a blog divided against itself shall not stand!
If we all fall over at least there will be giggles on the bruises
oucha
Boy, are you a touchy guy in the morning!
I got stuff going on
Yeah, what stuff?
lots of stuff
lots or stuff?
ha
@jensenempire2551 & @Art … no touching in public … sheeeze guys
oh my
physically or psychically
Nawww Ya’ll are both sweeties… go for it! Bwah ha ha
hey now
hee hee
yup
lol
………….
yes
Your no fun
I’m not?
Sorry, Freudian slip
I see your slip
you did see that
I did
right then, round and round, maybe we should go left
let’s try that
right then circle to the left
ok
exactly ok lift
3
4
ok
Yeah, day-OOOooo
ha
You sure got down ha, right….
been practicing
Best practice some more,
Please sir! May i have some more?
What movie?
what movie what?
Oliver Twist, the orphan, an old movie.
I know that movie
You do, now we know age is getting up….
we already knew that
Well you’re going the wrong way!
I always do
turn around
now I’m dizzy
i mean just once, not around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around….
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oops
that too
That’s sucks, you get to use the double “oo”
the double oo 7
Yeah
yup
It’s this where we started?
I didn’t know we started
Maybe a year or more, how knows?
how now brown cow
Them horses
I like horses
figured sooOoo…
doh ray me fah so lah tee doh
What’s that song which goes with that?
that is it, more or less
less than more
lore then mess
rome then sems
roll them bones
An, what do they say?
not a lot
Yeah, they always clam-up when their hiding something
or scallop up
i sea food
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What your french
uh… no
i created an image which i’ll post…
cool
cool what
I forget
Now we’re in trouble
weren’t we already???
Damn, you could be right
it happens
just a little too often…
hey, oops? Did i use the double “oo” right?
yes
i’m learning, ——- wait a minute, who said that
ha
ahh
wheeeeeeeeeeeee
booooooo
oooooooooooob
ooo ooo ob
you win
ha
weeeeeed
ha
weeds free in vancouver
free?
yeah
wow
mom
ok
ok
stop
go
we
eew
well yeah
correctly yeah
whatever
now
exactly right now
oui
exactly french
almost exactly French
with a little english
to make it roll right
Don’t Mr. chock
That’s Mr. Cockolate
あなたは、斗を斗ぶら下がり意味します…
gung ho
和我們就走了
you said that already
哎呦
take that back
没办法……
everybody wang chung tonight
Erotica Madonna…
worst 60’sd tribute band ever
awe
wah
Is that like way….
more or less
way then
.
I have to write this into a book someday
you already have books
I do
sigh
hgis
well played
who’s playing
boo
boo who
i didn’t think who made it to bat!
Casey Jones…
What did he sing?
He was a baseball player… or a train engineer…
diesel electric, that’s the only way…
Funny invented hundred years ago, only now they are putting them into cars!
Only a human, could be that stupid…
we do excel at that
Maybe now we’ll get it right…
maybe
be May!
Or June
April
good month
why
Oops chocolate eggs!
sure… that too
@Art … maybe not
but probably
highly likely?
likely high
Not yet, but maybe someday
try to catch glaucoma
Shouldn’t be hard to catch, it has no legs, how fast could it run?
If you can see it, you haven’t caught it… that’s the trick
Awww very tricky indeed.
yup
well I also noticed that the blogger above (siriusbizinus ) left you a weird Al song in January – so it is time for a spring weird al song – but instead of spuds – here is
just eat it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
I saw that guy live… awesome… I did posts about it.
well i did not see the posts – maybe some time I can check them out –
that’s what the search button is for…
well of course – but sorry – just only have so much time this month – but I am sure they were really great posts – take care and have a great weekend
you too
Arthur! Happy Birthday!!
I fear Trent has been abducted!
Shall we form a search party??
Tell him he might have to be replaced
I emailed but got no reply, we might need that party
search party or just celebrate his memory?
It’s only been a month, can’t start sprinkling the ashes just yet…
how long can Canadians live in the wild?
OMG! He’s Canadian… sighhhh maybe the C’Nookies got ‘im?
I figure he was gnawed by a beaver
Maybe he gnawed a beaver and the canookies caught him?
now it sounds like we are writing a Star Wars adult movie script… for Canadians…
LOLOLOLOL mmm hmmm
I tried to start a group writing project here once where we all wrote a porno script… a tasteful historical/science fiction/Western/comedy/action porno… it got out of hand.
Ha ha, I dabble in that genre but not on this account.
oh… my
You seem more like the sweet innocent type. Can’t imagine you writing anything truly risque
I started with the idea of all of us group writing a horror story… and the a sci-fi… which got a little risqué… which gave me the idea. It wasn’t supposed to be graphic… just funny.
hmmmm comedy porn? Interesting and I can see how it could spiral
I’m not touching that one
spammed… it happens when we do a lot of comments in one place sometimes… wordpress… sheesh
They can’t imagine that we would possibly have that much to say to one another.
that must be it
I got an email from him today, he’s alive but suffering from a really horrific case of the busy… he said he’ll be back
see… sometimes people just panic when somebody leaves
A good minion master has to keep track of his minions
Should I put chips in them?
We could go to his blog and reblog all of them one by one for days until he stops in to beg us to leave him be??
or we could all just keep typing the word ‘poop’ in his comment boxes over and over again… HA! well.. not me… I already got kicked off wordpress for 5 days because of a bad spam joke I did…
I hope you can break the record for most comments on one post 🙂
we cant even figure out what it is, but we are having fun trying, thanks.
It’s a pity WordPress doesn’t keep a track of the amount of comments in a single post. At least everyone can have fun trying like you said 🙂
I think we have blown WordPress’ record out of the water.
You know what would be really cool? If you could get your new friend Eric Idle to comment on this post! Surely WP would have to take notice then.
Not in a position to impose to that degree yet… I did try to get him to read the chapter in question.
That is a great idea, maybe he’s already a reader?
ha
What is the record?
Strangely, WordPress says this is the one stat they don’t keep track of… and according to the Guinness Book of World Records, they only keep track of most comments on a whole blog, not a single post, and that record is over ten million… so, we just keep going and occasionally have drunken reunion parties that last entire weekends.
40,000 seems pretty big to me.
We haven’t found any with more… we also might make this into a book someday.
Cuz who doesn’t want to read a book full of nothing but blog comments?
Which I think would in itself be a world record.
Publishing the book, I mean.
oh, right
I didn’t even think of that
exactly
It’s like adult Dr Suess, without rhyming.
I think I did a few posts like that
Or weird drawings.
that too
I always wondered why kids liked Dr. Suess. The drawings scared the heck out of me.
then don’t look at my Samurai I Am picture… ha
Currently Kavalkade, the record is 41,313, but changes with every comment.
there you go, the experts have spoken
Hey! DAN!! HEY DAN! Where’s Dan Arthur?
spam… and I don’t know
SPAM!! Oh the ‘comment here’ post got mad at me that day! It wasn’t letting me say anything!
it happens to all of us if we do too many in a row in one place
Hello? heeeelllllloooooooooooooo? YOO HOO!
…ooo000ooo… see… that’s what that is… an echo…
I broke it Arthur. My comments are getting lost!
spam-a-licious
Well, well, well. Phhhhhhhhhhhpfh! it’s getting a little dusty around here…. Curse you work! (you need to read that part with an image of me shaking my little fist in the air)
I had you with hands on hips, pouty lower lip and stamping a little foot.
Ok, but only for the first part. My description for the cursing work part. Although I can understand your confusion, as I am the minion in charge of dust…….
and you are doing a great job
Thank you. We just jumped from 41, 108 to 41,127 in a matter of minutes! Oh. You mean with the dust. just beware of the big bunnies! they go right for the jugular!
you’re no bunny till some bunny loves you
Hi there – just dropping by from the doubters blog (his recent post about talking too much) and thought I would come and share some lively music for your marathon comment section… just in case you needed a little jamming music right now. have a great weekend….
Awesome… thanks.
Ha ha, we’ll get there.
oooh… are you shooting for official minion status here???
I’m stuck in cheerleader mode
same thing… only the uniforms aren’t as sexy
At my age sexy really is all in the mind. ;p
it mostly is at any age
:0 )
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
🙂
bazzinga
wait… that sounded wrong…
that sounded fine – and it is just you pouring more of your art out- ha!
It does me give me lots of leeway… ha!
yes it does – and have a great day A 🙂
thanks so much
🙂 – and I will be back later to share something with you – maybe a beverage or a quote… still thinking –
yay
well here is some evening tea (or morning if you are just getting into your routine…
☕
Thanks… I need that
🙂
wheeeeeeee
Hi Mark – OK I’m here and helping to make your world record a reality! Or was that a WP record? I can tell it’s going to be fun here 🙂
Don’t know why I called you Mark, Art, lol really long day – sorry, not good with names when I first meet someone – forgive me!
I am horrible at names, Doctor Kelso… and the Mark thing did confuse me, I must admit…
lol again – I really am sorry – have no idea why that happened. I like Doctor Kelso though, although that will have to stay between you and me cuz I really don’t want to be sued for impersonation…
We all impersonate people all the time.
Yes esp in the sphere from what I’ve learned…
well… not me… but I take your point
That’s good. I do prefer communication with photos – esp smiling faces or whatever that grin is on your face!
I meant that I never portray myself as anything other than what I really am… this blog is me… I am this blog… good, bad and in between
I’m the same way. Although I still can’t quite figure out what to write about, so I just have fun with it.
I can’t write what the crack squirrels think up fast enough to keep up with them.
Glad they’re helpful crack squirrels at least- I’ve heard of muses, but your kind are a definite first
they serve the same function
Ha! (better?) Whatever works, Art!
Ha is better. Doesn’t it feel better?
Actually, no. I don’t laugh like that – do you? I only use lol when I really do laugh out loud – it’s a sincere descriptor. Ha is not.
Well if I actually made you laugh out loud then I take back all my objections. Who am I to tell you not to use that overly abused shortening of an actual occurrence? You have my permission to use it whenever you actually do laugh out loud. HA!
Ok, but if it’s a general blogging no-no then maybe I should break the habit – or not. Indecisive on this one.
I just did a funny post about how the lol looks like the guy in that famous painting ‘The Scream’… you are over-thinking this.
Me? You started it! lol
I start stuff… that’s what I do.
If it will make you feel better Kelly, I can call him Mark too…..
Ha! Ok Julie – you’re so sweet – but you don’t have to take part in my name blunders…
I don’t mind. I don’t want you to feel alone. You know, he was adopted. Maybe Mark is his real name! We might be on to something here!!
Alone in here?! Arthur’s always here creating his digitally enhanced masterpieces! Haven’t you seen how hard at work he’s been lately? He must crank out 10 of those things a day – it’s very impressive. (Do you know if he knows he’s adopted?)
I am adopting a wait and see attitude
Oh yeah – what are you waiting to see?
who knows
How’s your back today?
a little better every day, thanks
and let’s not get the blog and the comment here post confused into one entity
Forgot where I was again – hate that when that happens…sorry. I’m in the comment room now, right?
I can’t keep track of where everybody is
Ha! I’ve had that happen! Take a deep breath – don’t get stressed
I just mean that even with our minimal entrance requirements here, we still expect people to be able to know more or less where they are…
Got it – I don’t blame you. But I still don’t know where that is right now…I’m just typing to your little floating face
The cool thing about this blog is that no matter how deeply you get sucked into it, all you need to do if you feel lost and panicky is hit the little red X up in the top right corner of your screen… (or wherever it is on your device) and it gets you out of not only my blog but all the other distractions and bad influences on the interwebs
That’s not good advice – do not listen to him, if you are reading this…that means you – you will not properly close your programs and could crash your machine.
yes. Yes he was adopted. We are so similar I suspect my parents put him up. I don’t understand why, but he would fit right into my family. He is a little on the artsy side, but maybe that is a result of his up bringing.
a little on the artsy side? I did a post about this… like in the very first week… I am certified by psychology experts to be more art-side-of-the-brain than any other human ever
So you’re telling me what’s his name is your brother??
I am everybody’s brother
Spread the love Art! I’ll bet you’re a Dead Head, too
I was
Not anymore?
well, not as much
K
I mean, since Garcia died and all
oh
yup
He has a point. He invented a blog chat room with one post. The majority of the blog is paying homage to him. 😉
I am not the cutting edge, I am the whetting stone that sharpens the cutting edge
He’s a smart one like Gibber. But you’re even smarter just flying around in the sky
yeah, because we all associate birds with being smart… hence the expression; bird brain
If that was for Julie, that wasn’t very nice…
ok, minions know they are going to get a certain amount of good-natured teasing here… they not only expect it, but they judge me on how cleverly I do it. And Julie is like one of my top three minions. She can take care of herself
Yes I’ve learned she is good. What are the minion qualifications, Arthur? Is there an application I forgot to fill out?
It mostly just requires not being offended by the title of ‘minion’. I did posts about this. I personally feel that ‘follower’ is a more demeaning title than minion. Oh, and you need to come in to the comment post now and then and randomly respond to old comments. And show up for a while during the reunions.
Is that an order?
I can’t give orders to you until you have officially volunteered to become a minion
Volunteer? I thought this a paid position with a title and everything
Seriously? I barely feed the minions. You have to do it out of love and boredom… it is a calling
I don’t hear anything but my nails on the keyboard
clickety clack don’t hold back
All of this typing is taking a beating on my mani
Said no best-selling author ever…
Yes, that I am not
yet
when
I forget what we were talking about
Well then think of something! You’re not working hard enough today
I just started
He could be my brother. He could hold his own at one of my family gatherings. No easy task I tell ya!
spam… and yes I could
just blew my mind
yeah… I never leave a Mark…
Julie told me you were adopted – I hope that’s ok with you for me to know – since I just walked in off the street and all…and don’t know you that well…
if you start reading my blog from the beginning you will know me better than anyone else on this planet
Ok I will put that at the top of my list after my family, my job, running, my books, my dog, car pooling, cooking, volunteer work, scrubbing toilets and my own blog Arthur. Just kidding – I’ll read it soon – I gave up sleep a long time ago
Once again, I am not pressuring you, just making sure you knew what part of the swamp you were standing in… ha
I really don’t know…but I do know you have some books and music and art I want to check out – seriously
You are like the kid on the short diving board who spends an hour psyching themselves up to jump in the water… HA!
You have me all figured out now – there’s no turning back. And I did teach swimming lessons in college.
Well then…
You know I am trying to write something in between all of this madness…are you?
among other things
You too?!!!
I am involved in at least three novels in the editing phase, two in the writing phase, and a bunch of other stuff including fine tuning a query letter to literary agents and some other stuff.
Very good stuff – you’re a real writer then, right? There are a lot of pretend ones around.
My first published novels are for sale right there in my sidebar…
Yes I saw them. I like the monkeys
ha
Aw geeze Kelly! you rat me out in record time?! (I knew that cause I read it somewhere else on the blog so I figured it wasn’t off limits. Like pictures of his lovely wife. She looks a lot like me too.)
There are no secrets here… this blog is my whole life
That was record time – I’m impressed with myself. I think Art’s life is an open book, actually. He keeps asking me to read all of it.
I just noticed that you seem excited to be here but you haven’t made it past the lobby yet. If you did this in the Louvre, French SWAT guys would be interrogating you in a basement room by now
Ha! I didn’t know you could speak like that Arthur! I like the lobby – there’s always a lot to watch there, don’t you think?
You didn’t know I could speak like what? And if I had known the lobby decorations would keep people from the rest of the museum I would have made it more boring
I didn’t know you knew what metaphors or analogies were since you usually speak in single words and symbols – sorry, how was I supposed to know?
Umm… I have written entire novels… I have posts that are nothing but words… thousands of words… no pictures at all. I make words dance. Above all, I am a lover of words. My songs are full of imagery and metaphors and stuff. But I get hundreds of comments a day… on weekends when we have reunions I answer thousands of comments. In fact, because I answer every comment I get, half the 40,000 whatever comments on that post are mine. Do you think I can write a paragraph each time? I also comment on a lot of other blogs… and I am writing and editing more novels and stories and stuff. So I invented a bunch of short answers to comments to use to cut corners…
Yup
oh my
awesome
HA!… (and all those other ha variables I told you about)…
uh huh
nope
whateverman
And my personal favorite; …ooo000ooo…
Have you noticed that a lot of the time I don’t even capitalize my first letters?
That’s a good system. Or you could just go missing like Trent to escape it all…
I can’t be alone with myself…
That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. I concur. It’s dangerous, isn’t it?
you have no idea, although you might be getting the first inklings
Inklings are abiding
that’s tinklings
Have you no shame?
no room for it
Yeah it does get crowded in there – especially with all those squirrels running around
tell me about it
ha
Yeah, he is. There’s another similarity between he and I.
ahhh… you got spammed 9 times
Mark my words
Marked, set targeted and zing
…ooo000ooo…
Or call him Mark Kelly. Bump up his stats by turning him into an astronaut. Hey, that’s a brilliant idea for your art, Art! Artstronaut Photoshopping! And tag it Mark Kelly.
I prefer AstronArt
We contacted the people at Guinness World Records… they only keep tabs on comments on a whole blog, not a single post… so far, that is
lol well maybe there’s another record keeping place or book or something where you qualify for a single post!
wordpress says they don’t keep track of that statistic even though they keep track of everything else
Didn’t know that – still have a lot to learn
Me too… I am a computer moron
Well that’s blunt and harsh…you need to speak kindly to yourself – I just wrote a post on it, luckily for you, so you can learn how
I am just able to admit my own weaknesses…
Plural?? You don’t seem too self-loathing to me, Mark
I am the most self-absorbed, conceited, and full-of-himself individual you will ever meet. I am all art-side-of-the-brain. I consider this to be an advancement of human evolution. But I have to make sacrifices for that… like having no real life skillz
No quantitative at all? Just paint and music?
I paint draw sing,write songs, poetry, fiction, children’s books, I do wood burning and play the guitar, I do Photoshop art, modeling, photography, made custom t-shirts for a while, and I carve tikis… and when I say I paint I mean oils, watercolors, and so on…
Didn’t mean to strike a sensitive nerve there, Art, or Mark (lol) OK, your right hemisphere is all that – geesh
I’m not sensitive. I just have an ironic sense of humor.
I think you’re sensitive because people who are artistic usually are. But that’s OK.
STOP TELLING ME I AM SENSITIVE!!! Ha… see what I did there?
You’re sensitive 🙂
sigh
We currently hold the record. and we have enough of a head start that no one will ever catch us!! (insert maniacal laughter here)
Ha! Yes, I’m humbled to now be part of Arthur’s blog making history. Just in time, too
I’m mumbled
Very original
eh
It’s meh
not here it isn’t
You really do want to call all the shots don’t you?
I figure you might as well get used to it.
You’re getting a bossy tone now – I kind of like it
See, the thing is that every now and then somebody shows up here that I think might fit in and whose opinion I actually five a rat’s posterior about, and then I have to give them the whole ‘Arthur Browne show’ and blog tour… and it is a lot of work. Like when you go on the Jungle Boat ride at Disneyland, it is fun if it is the first time, or if it has been a while, but for the guy who drives the boat and does the same jokes over and over for 8 hours, it isn’t the same magical experience. But I do it because damn it… this boat needs a good crew if we are going to sail it to world domination!
Well since you put it that way, ok I guess I’m on board…but I reserve the right to jump ship at anytime if the seas get rough… how could I not play with someone who fives a rat’s posterior after all?
I have never ‘fived’ a rat’s posterior… HA!!!!
Welcome aboard… and once we leave the dock there is no abandoning ship. This ain’t ‘It’s A Small World After All’
Uh-oh
yup
I’m doing Haiku – I’ve become obsessed with it lately. I’m thinking in it now, and forming what you’re saying into 3 lines with 17 syllables
not easy to do with ‘yup’
I have tons of my original poems back down there somewhere… and stuff I have done with Hastywords and other bloggers more recently
K
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If you scroll down to the ‘top posts and pages’ in the sidebar, (the most viewed parts)… there is the title of a post there that reads; ‘Oh yeah, my top secret criminal organization bent on world domination… also known as my blog… has a new minion.”
This blog is my secret lair in a hollow volcano… I have done dozens of posts claiming that I plan to rule this and all other universe through the clever use of cleverness.
Who is the new minion? And you are quite diabolical in this weirdness…
I don’t remember. you have to read the post. I have like a almost 3,000 followers but only a hundred or so minions, and they have titles and positions, and I love them all, and have done maybe a hundred minion posts… go ahead… type ‘minion’ in the search bar… I dare you.
OK dare accepted but it’s scary coming over there – you could throw me in the basement or something
It’s a ship metaphor now,,, we have a bilge… or a brig… not a basement.
Got it Captain. In a former life I went sailing every weekend. I know all the boat parts and pieces
abaft of athwart ships and abeam and just starboard of amidships, with hull scraped of barnacles and all belaying pins seated fully in their stanchions, you will find me astride the poop deck and under the foretops un-keelhauled and with bilges dry, lufting the mains’ls and topgallants to run before the squall.
ooooooo0oooooooo
uh huh
he does a lot of that. You get used to it.
======================
…ooo000ooo…
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!!! (as ordered laughs inserted)
this is like tag team minionizing
Hee hee mmm hmmm
and moooooooooo
I adore maniacal laughter… bwah ha ha haha… Long weekend ahead, come play!
If a maniac laughs like that and is holding a dental drill…
Run!!! and dodge
Or Chevrolet
Not if you want to make a clean getaway. You need a Ford for that.
and soap and water
Nah, just leave the winders down in the car warsh
but my stereo
Kelly, you made it! Welcome! I think you will make a spectacular minion. Head Minion here, offering you the hope of minimal-to-no-pay, disgusting living quarters, atrocious hygeine, and endless diatribes from our esteemed leader Art. It’s awesome in here. Glad you’re about!
Thank you, I think
It’s all good! There are many many minions hereabouts. Occasionally, Art throws them in the stew, but he doesn’t know that we know that he does it.
Seriously this is a great place Kelly. Minion humour aside, you’ll find some awesome people in here. Have you met Julie yet by the way? I have to do a post about shining a Julie-signal against the clouds to call for her help. And you must have met X by now, right?
Yes, I’ve met Julie, but not X. At least not formally. Are all of you minions from Canada?
We import them from all over the world
Ok that’s good because there’s a little pod of Canucks traveling around led by your head minion I’ve learned.
They travel in pods like Orcas… or peas
Yes, exactly Arthur
yup
I’m not coming over to play with you until I see your smiling face on my blog.
This reeks of blackmail…
You think? Why wouldn’t I want your awesomeness on my blog too??
I wasn’t objecting… just noticing
List of X – he quite rocks. X and Julie are both Americans… Gibber is Canadian. Dan is American I think. It’s a mix!
OK that was random – I thought you were still back on beef testicles – you travel fast
He is never really off the beef testicles…
I am a world wide phenomenon
I told her to poke around
I think it’s cute how excited you are to bring me here-it’s like entering a secret clubhouse or tree house where all of your friends are. And Art is the big monkey swinging from the ceiling stirring up trouble
um…………………………………… ok
lol Catching up on replies from work – that was for Trent and you
I figured that out
What did you figure out?
that that comment was to me and Trent… aka T-Nert
Is that a name for the two of you – like Brangelina or something?
No, that is his Canadian rapper name… ask Julie or Gibber
LOL! So Art, how are you celebrating St. Patrick’s Day?
pain meds
just don’t mix them with green beer, k?
nope
TRRRRRRREEENNNNNNNNNTTTT!!! Wooot Wooot! 🙂
ha
seriously… you guys are like two goldfish swimming around and around in a bowl and getting excited each time you meet the ‘new’ fish…
HAHAhaha! good description! I take that back. EXCELLENT description!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ha
And no thinking… That’s the first rule
Not hard for me to do at times. Actually a welcome relief.
I do it all for you
She hasn’t volunteered yet
We miss you, come back, bring popcorn…
that ought to flush him out…
It is fun here. SOOOO FUN!!! Especially when someone else is around. If you are alone you have to come up with ways to amuse yourself….
Ha! Hi Julie!!! I hear you – I’m learning quickly that Art is all about amusement – and amusing himself…You will have to tell Trent you’re back – he’s been looking for you! Was shining some light on the clouds? and everything!
I already hollered for him. This is by far one of the best playgrounds I have found. Gibber Jabber is good for quick nuttery, this particular post however, is almost a never ending source of amusement. You have to look back. If you can manage to put the conversations in order it is really REALLY funny. We have flirted with ourselves, I had a really really good fight with myself. Serious. I found I was actually getting mad at me!
Yes I’ve played at Gibb’s, and always have so much fun there, but inevitably get called home for dinner or something and have to leave before I want to…I see what you mean. though, that Arthur’s playground fun never ends…you just jump back in and try to remember where you were in between his monosyllabic words, grunts, and symbols…I think I’m in for trouble
don’t forget there is a whole blog just outside to explore…
I know I know – these things take time though, right? No rushing the new playmate…
just a reminder
K
yup
It sometimes gets tiring to keep looking for your strand. Then it’s time to start a new one, so you don’t have to scroll for several minutes….
minions reply to random old comments and try to suck people back in…
I seriously do not have the time and something’s going to suffer now…like my plans today to make dinner at least one night
Life is all about prioritizing and hard choices.
Thanks for the reminder – I needed that.
sigh
yawn
………………………
Trent got drunk and seduced himself… it wasn’t pretty… and we might make this into a book someday
Trent could have his own chapter. Drunk, streaking, seduction. Am I missing anything??
yes, but he gets enough attention
Hey, in my defense you all get to watch me amusing myself…
You didn’t know there was a little camera on your computer, did you…
I did know that
Is this the part where I need to cover my eyes?
that is entirely up to you
No shame – but you did grow up in Berkley… say no more
I always say more… that is what I do
Yes I know that now
yup
What? I thought I was here to amuse you??!!
**sniff** don’t you need me Arthur?? 😥
OH LOOK!!!! my little cry face worked!! GO ME!
wait… where did I just comment?
I watch you while they watch me
ha
You’re doing videos…. cooooooollll
I forgot how now
Forgot how to amuse yourself? Wow… that’s terribly sad
Oh that… no… nobody does that better than me… I just forgot what we were talking about.
Kelly, Julie … let’s get Trent to come back
whoot
Ha! Are you forming a Trent Lewin Fan Club? Or starting a petition? Too funny!
Maybe both.. ya think it would work?
couldn’t hurt
He’ll be back – and I’ll bet he would appreciate you wanting him to come back – that’s very sweet
Can’t lose a net buddy without leaving a big ugly hole.
I am going to shut up here
LOL (yes, I did that on purpose) Bwah ha ha ha
sigh
Yes I’ve heard about such things and it seems really sad when that happens.
sniff
I think we were having this talk not too long ago…
true
It is sad but sometimes they pop up under a new name here or there. Soooo we keep hoping.
That’s kind of scary and weird! I haven’t been blogging for very long, but heard about that happening as well – I wonder if you could tell it was the same person?!
not unless they want you to
So this has happened to you?
As I said, there are no people here who were here when I first started and only a few from the first year or so
That didn’t answer my question, though
what more did I not answer… I have had people disappear… I have never left… what did I leave out?
Whether or not you have had someone start a new blog and you didn’t know it and they kept it from you
I don’t go looking for people who don’t want to be found. I might send an email to make sure they are alive… but if they don’t answer I let them go.
That sounds like a good policy. The sphere is a strange place and sucks you in and you have to be careful. Trent told me that once.
spam
Ha! Was that from commenting too fast?
I think it is from too many in the same place, but it is pretty random
Oh no – not on the comment post! That’s where you want the most!
wordpress!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes – gets glitchy at times. I’m missing likes on a few posts from followers and can’t do anything about it, and I’ve had font styles switch in and out in the post editor as well!
weird things are happening here too
But that’s nothing new in your neighborhood, right?!
not really
I was joking about the fun and weirdness there
right
You don’t believe me?
Of course I do
That’s a relief
good
I have given up a couple blog names to avoid some harpies, I tell my real friends who I am on the new name.
I have managed to not meet anybody I can’t stand, even though I have angered lots of people.
It never really works anyway, the persistent harpies always find the new name eventually.
they are welcome to stay and experience the wrath of me, the crack squirrels and my minions of doom…
I had a visit from one today but she’s the last and most persistent of the lot. Soon she’ll tire of the game.
grind her down
I’m working on it. Others have caught on to her now so the game is getting tougher for her to play.
I write stuff to piss of racists, the KKK, Nazis, gun nuts, conservatives, terrorists, politicians, religious extremists and stupid people and I make no enemies… I am that good
Ha ha indeed you are good.
or lucky
Of both
yup
What is a harpie??
Originally a flying evil witch-demon kind of a thing from mythology… then it became a generic term for a bossy, shrill, complaining woman… also, there is a bird called the Harpy Eagle… big mean thing
LMAO – thank you for that! I just got home and needed a good laugh!
you could Google it… I might not be right
No, I like your answer the best
it was a good one
A net harpie is someone who has no life so they spend their time gathering extensive files via screen shots on others. Usually they have a “thing” that sets them off and they targe that type of blogger. They will then make it their life mission to make your life miserable.
that is so sad
Lots of sad things in life. It is what it is.
exactly
I wish I had never asked…wonderful to know that now
The harpies are only really harmful to those with something to hide. The truth needn’t fear the lies. Ha ha.
Then I have nothing to fear because I am brutally honest – it’s like an illness. I feel better now
Ha ha me too, I tend to be who I am both on and off the nets. My family knows all my “dirty” little secrets too so, hee hee the harpies have nothing to do but screech and claw at the air.
Ha! That’s good! You’re one fearless lady!
Not fearless just not afraid to face the fear. Ha ha, you’ll be fine. There are more good folks than bad on the nets… just like there are more good than bad ones off the nets. Peoples is peoples.
You’re right, and sound very wise. I’m glad I met you over in Arthur’s volcano. You must be a minion – if you’re not, then you should be
ha… you just touched a nerve…
Why??
spam
too bad the same can’t be said for smart people… there are a whole lot of the other kind…
I think most people are smart if you can get them alone, it’s in groups that they get stupid dangerous
that is a good point
Someone wiser than me said something like it in a famous quote at some point but I don’t remember who.
that was probably me
Maybe
yup
the world has enough people being who they aren’t
Very true
spam
beat people over the head with pure, raw truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Truth is a slippery little cudgel, likely too hard to hold on to if one wanted to issue a real beat down.
and yet it is the most powerful weapon there is…
Indeed it is.
I said so didn’t I?
honesty by itself is not praiseworthy… there has to be things that are hard to be honest about. Truths that are too much for some people. Anybody can be honest about a haircut or their favorite color… not that I am saying this applies to you…
I agree. And good.
yup
That is why I evenly mix half truth and half lie in every post… they can’t decide which is which
Ha ha ha ha
yup
you aren’t a real blogger until you get death threats…
Nice. You and Lady are scaring me
hey, this isn’t a playground… there are people with real issues and problems out here.
You honestly think I don’t know that?
sorry… you got spammed a few times…
or meet new people
New people? Like babies? hmmm
I like meeting babies more than anything else on Earth… if a baby ever starts a blog, I am there.
I bet there are several baby blogs around. Parents are always pimpin their kids out for attention. There’s probably a whole site for it… going to google it now.
I mean a real baby… not like the people who pretend they are their own dogs
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Did you like that Arthur?
I did
That’s good. I am the shining ray of good health you know
seems like
I try
…ooo000ooo…
He does add to the fun when he is here
Sure sounds like it! Maybe he’ll parachute in one of these days and surprise you
he better
That sounds like a threat!
sort of
Uh -oh he’s in trouble now!
yup
careful now
Well here’s the old hangout and here’s the redoubtable Trent talking about himself in third person. Anyone in here ???
me
Me too.
me three
Excellent, Julie!
totally… far out, man
yo yo holmes
yo yo ma
Bacon.
Canadian?
HAHAHAHAhahahaha. Bacon. You crack me up.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Joe. You gotta ask Joe. Joe who? Joe Mama! Used to have that talk with a girlfriends little daughter. It always made us laugh….
awwwwwwwwww
Juuuuuuliiiiieeeeeeee!!!!! Where are you??? We need you!!!!!!!!!!
You keep missing each other
Dang it! I haven’t heard hide nor hair of ‘er in a while. Where’s the Julie signal?
In the Julie cave… uh…
careful……..
ha
I”m here! Here! Look! See? **jumping up and waving my arms around**
say hi to some new people as long as you are there
I am here Trent! I just can’t seem to be here the same time as anyone else lately. Maybe I just need to camp out here, like the old days…..
dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it
Nope, no one… none… non e
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Just stopped by randomly as I thought if I was going to comment I may as well do it here, not that I have anything interesting to say today as I have a cold and think a family of crack squirrels maybe playing bongos in my head.
Crack squirrels do feel a lot like having a fever… sorry
So then if the fever is gone the squirrels wanna play again…
like they ever stopped
hee hee
wheeee wheeee as the French almost say
I hope you get what you wished for!
I wished for a pony…
He wishes for you to come and visit his party blog again. 🙂
………………
You’ll thank me in the morning… or maybe you won’t remember in the morning… either way, we’re good
yay
But what’s the current world record?
funny you should ask… wordpress says they don’t keep track of that, even though they keep track of everything else. we contacted the Guinness book of world records people. they say they have a record for most comments on a single blog… over ten million… but not a record for a single post. so we are going to do this until it isn’t fun anymore. it is the first blog chat room. say hello to some people. we might make this into a book someday. there is some funny stuff down there.
This is sick. Awesome!
Good luck! How much it took you yo get 40,000 comments?
I think we had our one year anniversary a few weeks ago… and remember, I did half of these because I answer them all
Wow. Such determination. I would have left it a long time ago.
maybe that is why I am going to rule the world and you are just going to end up helping me do it… HA!
Or I might just overthrow you, who knows!
I can be a lot nasty if I need to 🙂
well good luck with that. I think my minion army outnumbers yours by a little… also I am huge.
I have Hulk! 🙂
good answer
Ha! Hulk. You have Trent. You have X. You have Dan. You have Hasty. I can’t even start to name em all…… Hulk Schmulk.
…ooo000ooo…
And you are a big guy…..
yup
Dear Chosen One. Welcome to the abode. However, any talk to overthrowing our esteemed leader should be directed through myself, the Head Minion hereabouts. There will be a lot of paperwork. Oh yes. Oh yes there will.
We need to keep track of these things
and what comes with paperwork? PAPER CUTS! You know what really makes you know you have a paper cut? KIWI JUICE! Just file that away with the “maybe it is not such a good idea to try to overthrow our leader…..
oh yeah
mwahahahaha! minion torture……
hey now
I meant minion form of torture. You know, the tactics we use to defend you!
ha
Yep. A coffee table book. titled “Comment Here”. I can’t wait. I will buy multiple copies.
nice to see people playing in the secret lair again
Yes. Yes it is. It is more fun when people are here too. Not that I haven’t had fun when I was alone here. Just more fun when there are people to play with.
life is like that
The current record is: 41,108. But after this comment is posted it will be 41,109. We have the record. It is ours.
this record gets broken more often than rules do
Okay 🙂
ha
@The Chosen One ummm we’re kinda digital now or at the very least CD’s not records. You should come party at Art’s he passed out and we’re feeding the crack squirrels sugary treats.
you are paying the dentist bills too
I know… I’m looking at some pretty big ones too.
why thank you… ha… see what I did there?
Yes, I see
good
Hey, my email isn’t working, keep getting an error message when I try to reply, but I read yours, this is what I was trying to email you: “Great, so I’ll just read through the whole thing one more time and play with that line, then I’ll email you as soon as I post it.”
But since my email may not be working yet, I might just comment back here. It shouldn’t take me very long to get it posted.
and my comments are screwed up here… I blame wordpress for all these problems.
Yeah! I’m revising it now, amidst several texts from my neighbor. But it should be within about 10 minutes that I post.
…ooo000ooo…
Ok it’s posted. I’m kinda bad at time frames, I guess. I’m mostly always late, so… keep that in mind.
no worries… no stress
thank you kindly
kindly done indeed
comments working yet?
not that one menu
did you get those comments many times? I kept hitting send because it wasn’t working, you could’ve potentially got them like 10 times each hahaa
no repeats so far… maybe I didn’t even get all of them once
well, it’s resolved so we are safe from self created spam
I like spam
are they
yep
uh huh
ok….is this working? I just emailed you, I think, technical difficulties here, but it’s posted
I will check in a bit, gotta make dinner
yay the comments are working again
You’re welcome
Are you sure it’s not the dark lords?
if you mean the wordpress overlords…
Dark lords,,, jeeez get it right dude.
I never capitalize anything about them… makes them feel important… do we need to have another reunion party on the comment post??????
I was looking for Trent figured maybe he was hiding around here somewhere. Maybe we could smoke him out with some bananas
I hear he likes to smoke a good banana now and again… ha!
Bwah ha ha ha ha
oh my
@sagedoyle Party at Arts! BYOB!
he has been missing a long time… which is a shame… he once started a whole joke blog that was a tribute to my blog
Awwww, did you break his heart?
people move along…
There once was a man from Nantucket….
hey… I can tell where that one came from
this is on your COMMENT HERE post, just got a new one started
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
so glad to make you happy
you do often
aw gee shucks
gee whilackers
golly gee
that too
heyy this is on your comment here post! we’ll keep this one going
to infinity… and beyond…
I’m Mrs. Nesbit
are you really?
oh wait, you can tell, I’m having a problem with apostrophe t’s lately I guess
apostrophe t’shirt’s
haha here’s a great t-shirt, the idea is from Sherlock Holmes, the tv show: on the front it says “I don’t understand” on the back it says “I still don’t understand”
I want one of those
yeah me too, I want to make one
do it
maybe I will
maybe you should
maybe you should
maybe I will
whatever it is, do it
but what is it???
Who tossed funny comments in a bucket.
oh yeah
I’m not missing out on a chance of participating in breaking a world record, so here’s my comment.
You should close all future blog posts to comments, post a link to this page at the end of them and beg people to remember what they wanted to say long enough to do it here.
And how the heck are we gonna know when we break the world record? Who’s monitoring this thing, anyway?
That is sort of the question… I have done a few posts about that.
We currently hold the record Mai. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, at least until someone proves us wrong. (We all know that ain’t gonna happen)
nobody does it better
I thought of that,but I have settled for having occasional reunions… Which turn into week long parties.
Thanks… You are now a part of history… Sort of… Maybe
MAI!!! Welcome to the madness!
and stuff
Thank you, Julie! I have been kinda MIA lately. Um, no acronymical pun intended. But at least I’m part of the world record attempt. Right? Right?
yes… hmmm…. mia mai… there has to be a song in here somewhere
Maybe we can all write it here. One verse per comment.
I like that idea
Me, too. But someone else will have to get it started. I’m all out of creativity lately.
I am sidetracked with creativity… ha
@Mai Stone …. Time to play some more
…ooo000ooo…
how come you get hamburger?
I gotta keep up my strength
about all of them, could be a lot of work
ha
oh, it is
like your working on it
of course I am
yeah right
ha
ifinn so you must make post with all our faces….
ha
ha
ha
ha
all of them
yeah
yup
pyu
that too
poo
oop
awe poo
Or that
more of that
There is more
where
right there
bot
obt
llo
close enough
Hey, yeah right that’s for horses…. But you’ve got a counter now, would that be a gift from WordPress?
Like those numbers, have you got the record?
we still do not know
imaginary number
it is a real number, just an unknown one
really unknown
precisely
secretly
enticingly
slicingly
Well played
match set?
Matching set
what another game
it always is
bot
snot
awe
some
Very quick
quicker
really quick
the quickest
your eyes only
Bond…
james bond
right
james bond right
yes
yes right or yes james bond
or jomes band
james little band
Damn drugs playing with my frontal lobe….
that might be it
don’t tell my doctor
ok
thanks
uh huh
yeah ha
which post are we doing these on?
doing what
Ha
ah
Yup
Or just sleeping at the wheel?
once again, I never left
yeah, you went right
yes… right here
Not here?
nope
dope
pope
yeah want to come/
I been there
where?
There
nor here nor there
nor nor
bot
rot
tot
not
Shakespeare
wigglesword
swords wiggle
that sounds dirty
yeah, never thought of it when i wrote those words
I bet
two bridges and one city
ok
deal
black jack
no aces up the, you know where
I do not know where
sleeve
………………
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
show me the money
coins
cash
Are you dazed and confused?
stairway to heaven
Really
no
On holidays?
I been here all along
so have i!
check my posts
you were there and I was here
you’re there and i’m here
are you sure now?
no
Where the hell you’ve been
I never left… you did
O. where did i go?
that is the question
no the question was where did you go?
we did this already
That’s okay Art I’m into shallow besides, I want to be a part of lost history. But with my luck history may have already past me by, still, I won’t let that stop me. Hell…I think I’m even going to go back and post an extra comment on that baby picture of yours for good measure.
That’s good… because it is well known that I love babies… and I love me… and that post has both!
LOL…ah the best of both worlds.
exactly
Time to find your way back and add some more hysterical commentary to the historical diatribe we call party art…
He will most likely show up sometime this weekend
Cool, I’ll be around.
me too
Your quite right. I promise to drag my carcass back very soon. Thank you, aladywrites4u, for reminding me. :O)
Ha ha no problem at all, just stirring the crazy pot round here a bit.
Another blogger after my own heart. Stirring up… well you no what. :O)
hee hee wellllll yes, just a bit
can’t have too many pot stirrers
I was telling that to my son yesterday when I was teaching him to make caramel candy
you gotta keep that stuff moving
no what
and adding some ingredients
A habanero here and there… a weee bitta greenery.
spice it up
we have a new rabble-rouser
I’m not new. But rabble-rouser?
I meant her… but you too, now that you mention it
Thank goodness. For a moment there I didn’t think I was going to be included in good company.
I like the band Bad Company
I always sensed that about you Art, I just knew you hung out with bad company.
I really did
You best be careful Art. Seing that your not a groupie, people will see you as part of the band, and you’ll have to pose for pictures.
I have enough famous friends to keep them happy.
Of that I have no doubt. Any man who knows Eric Idle, has to have friends in high places.
read my post called; straight up name dropping…
Hi just dropping by to say hello – and also to leave you a burger…
🍔
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmburger
hahah! had to bring sustenance to the host of the longest comment running – hope you have a nice rest of your week amigo
that’s what I said… more or less
yes – you did – ha
I thought so
happy valentines day
more:
http://bytesdaily.blogspot.com/2015/02/vintage-valentines.html
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@yprior1 no fries??
🍟🍟🍟🍟
Yipppeeee, you’re very good at that
ha! have a nice day
I’m working on it.
🙂
…ooo000ooo…
she is
you too
wait… you said Yipppeeeee… I just said yipppeee… now we look unprofessional
I said it first… check the time stamp but use my glasses…
no… you beat me fair and square
yippeeee
Hellllllooooooooohhhhh……
WhhHhheeEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee….
Anyone in here other than Aaaaaaart????
not usually… you have to poke them with a stick… I said STICK!!!
Did you just say stick???
I did
don’t they have to be here to poke em with a stick??
oh… well, how long is the stick?
I have no idea, it’s your stick.
it is???
ME! ME! ME! I’M HERE!!
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sorry, I just get so excited here!
awwwwwwwwwwww
Julie Julie Julie Julie!!!!!!!!!!!!
And me… Chopped Liver
I expect to meet you here Arthur.. I get excited while I am waiting for this to load… (that sounds a little dirty doesn’t it?)
not to me it doesn’t
ok good.
spammy mammy
ok, good. did the first one go to spam?
these all got spammy
Trent! trentrentrentrentrentrent! HIYA! I’m here!
Finally! It was lonely in here.
awwwwwwwwwwww
@Trent Lewin … time to playtime playtime play…
you tell him
make sure you say hi to July
I haven’t even made it to May yet
bazinga
Trent, sweetie, your adoring fans are waiting… come party with us.
yeah, you lazy Canadian varmint… unless you are busy editing the murder mystery for me…
ok, I gotta crash… thanks and see you back here tomorrow, right?
It is tomorrow
now it is… ha
Yes it is is
it isis?
Look out, invoke the might Isis and you may transport back to bad Saturday morning cartoon mode.
I never did watch that
Dude… so sorry. I miss everyone! I’ll be back, promise, just still a bit slagged under.
Wish I could help, hang in there!
I will wash your delicates, dainties and unmentionables…
I think you meant that to go to Trent??
uh… yeah… I did… whoops… although this is funnier this way… in a sort of creepy way… HA!!!
We guilt trip you for our own pleasure… simmer down
There’s a lot of talk about underpants going on around here… glad I’m back to class up the joint. Sheesh.
yeah… that’s what we need,,, real Canadian class
We pronounce it “cluussssy”.
which makes it even more classy
Art wants to wash your undies… I’d let him if I were you, those squirrels are very good with boxers
another of my brilliant jokes goes horribly awry
I’m sure folks are laughing
yeah… at me… not with me
Ha ha at ourselves maybe? I mean I do the same thing. When I see a very large woman or man at the health club in a bikini or speedo my first reaction is not posistive. Then I have to smack myself a couple times and remember that they are pretty amazing to buck the system like that. Usually they turn out to be really fun, confident people. Still, I won’t be out there running round in a bikini at the health club…
well I really need your opinion on my other post now
Yeah, they eat them… those are some sick puppies.
He has puppies too? I though it was just the alien animals and squirrels and such. He’s getting quite a zoo over there.
Well, that does explain the smell…
True… Nice to see you out and about again.
I’m hoping it lasts, but I can never tell. It’s that kind of shtrange, this life.
Strange can be fun but it can also be a real time eater. My task for the day seems to be harrassing D’art…
wheeeeeeeee
Someone’s gotta keep D’Art honest.
Oh wow, good luck with that.
I’ve tried… it ain’t easy being a minion in the service of his worshipfulness.
And not just any minion, Chief minion.
head… we call him head… he likes that for some reason
Ha ha head it is then
well, we try to remember to add the word ‘minion’ after the head… to avoid confusion…
Darn, you have so many rules to remember. Don’t LOL about, don’t cook the squirrels, don’t call Trent a head without adding minion.. sighhhhh Oh yeah, I’m going to the post office now.
yay…
That’s Head Minion, yo! Although our fearless leader may have demoted me…
I sleep with a little stuffed panda that has a cutout print of your weird little round mostly green and blue… what is that exactly… colored pencil???… logo/gravatar thing… sniff…
It’s the flag of your new dominion once you take over the planet! I’m pretty forward-thinking that way.
But it needs my face on it
Nope I think he was referring to you as his favorite head not too long ago..
not… touching… this… one…
nobody said it would be easy
ha
no they don’t
he only sneaks out of his igloo basement for short periods of time
We don’t like to call them igloos, actually, we now refer to them as ‘natural building construction equipped with in-built refrigeration’. Oh, poop. Poop indeed, my friend.
you make your igloos out of poop now? is that a global warming thing?
or just about…
does it… I also have minions…
The minions are revolting!
not all of them… some of them are rather cute
I have the smartest dog on the planet…
no sick puppies… too sad
*puffs and pants*
ye gods!!
*gasps for breath*
That was a long treck to the end of the comments so I could add my own 😀
Now, where’s me parachute? I’me heading back the fun way!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sorry… we tried to set it up so you didn’t have to scroll, but… you know… wordpress..
No need to apologise, I wasnt being sarky 🙂
no… I really do feel your pain.
It is definitely an Everest of comments you have here 😀
Right? Imagine how hard it is gonna be for him to sort this out into chapters for the book!
I am only a very recent follower to the blog and saw the record comment attempt so came to help out. I didn’t realise there was a book being developed from it. Wow!
well… developed might be overstating it a little… we have a crazy idea… that’s about it
I am not looking forward to it
It is so funny if you can manage to straighten out the comments. There’s a goldmine here. It is just kinda hard to put into order.. Welcome Moongazer!
I am going to need help
it is amore like… a pile of… organic matter… of some sort… HA!
It’s impressive tho 😀
it would almost have to be, just based on size alone… and the smell… HA!
@Moongazer noooo , see you’re doing in wrong. Just hit reply on one of the top comments. Step right in line bumpem over and have your say.
you are a natural at this
noooo I have to shave, can’t stand the fur on my legs and such.
and such……………………………………
Precisely!
indubitably
You shouldn’t use words like that… children and delicate folks may be reading
and delicate children… I am proud of my mostly family friendly rating
I just set mine to adults and quit trying to control the uncontrollable
I like to walk the edge
I fell over long ago… or maybe I got pushed
I have superb balance and huge feet
I have tiny feet, guess that explains it
I guess it does
I sent Trent a dirty word
yay…
mulch …. think it’ll work?
spam makes good mulch
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! SURPRISE! (tooting of horns and confetti and shiny sparkly stuff)
shhhh… we all still have hangovers
Now is the time for some added culture to this thread. Music is culture. So here we go!
there is culture and then there is culture
It’s like food culture and music culture all rolled into one!
foosic…
And now for something completely different. A poem.
Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
Art and Dick Cheney,
Cuddling in Bed.
don’t make me Photoshop that…. it will haunt us all forever…
I thought you already had photoshopped something like that.
no… I think I had the Incredible Hulk in bed with Wonder Woman…
Different comic universes, sir. The world will implode when they collide.
that’s what it sounded like… ha
HAHA! SB!
spam… and ???
I am a poet, and I didn’t know it.
we all didn’t know it… ha
Someone’s gotta say it:
Art and Dick Cheney sitting in a tree…
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Look on the bright side. If you keep going with the song, I guess that would mean he’s now for gay marriage.
This may be the most difficult way anybody in history ever had to prove they believed in a cause…
K I S S I N G…??
hey now
Oh my goodness…you weren’t kidding!!!
This is completely crazy and fabulous all at once.
I am so looking forward to getting my new uniform (once I pass the test, of course!)
This really is a good place to meet new blog friends. Just reply to random people’s comments… or come in and start a rant or a comedy routine. Think of it as the world’s first chat room on a blog.
Be careful! If you have the tenacity to read back do not, I repeat, DO NOT continue reading while attempting to indulge in a liquid refreshment. There is a very high risk of dousing your screen, and keyboard, followed by coughing and difficulty breathing.
it is totally true…
The best kind of breathless evaaa!! 🙂
oh… we have all kinds…
You’ll make an adorable minionette
don’t scare people off… this requires slow advances…
She started it, yep yep yep
I have scared more than one person off
Well your cracky squirrely’s can be rather intimidating. I’m just a harmless sweet old granny…
they mean well
Yes, they can’t help it.
seems like
Time to party at Arts again this weekend. He put out an APB on all minions. Gather your gear and join us for the fun.
you are good at this
I am told I can talk a dead guy into buying life insurance… but that’s just rumors
it is also just wasteful
Not if I get a commission and I mean he’s dead… what does he need money for anymore?
presumably for his family
Then the life insurance would do them good except I really don’t sell life insurance and never have so I have no idea how I got off on this one..
but you didn’t give up on your dream… to sell insurance…
I don’t like selling stuff. I prefer fixing stuff.
I have no real life skillz at all… all art-side-of-the-brain…
Art is a serious life skill
true, but I can’t make a living at it without the other part
At that point when you have the feed you job and the please you job?
yeah… sigh
I gave up the job I love to care better for hubby. Now I’m in the tolerable, well paid job… it could be worse… I could be stuck with a job I hate.
I have had a lot of those
I hope you mean jobs you love and not jobs you hate?
nope
I think I’ve had more of the jobs I love type or at least tolerable ones. Of course most of those pay less than the jobs I hate types do soooo it’s a trade out.
I have had more jobs than anybody I ever met
Me too, someday I want to take some time to write down as many as I can remember and see if I learned anything from them.
I know I did
Hmmm… comment thread seems to be missing a certain Julie flavour… it’s just not the same!
I know… what can I do
We need some kind of Julie signal, like Batman has. Just shine it into the virtual heavens and she appears… that would be sweet.
why do I feel like there is a dirty joke coming soon?
Some one stuffed me into the laundry shoot! I just managed to escape! I am lucky to be alive! You need to have words with the minion in charge of laundry Sir, the room… I can’t.. I will be having nightmares for weeks to come, and I am sorry for the smell sir….it was the dirty laundry dontchaknow, not the CLEAN laundry room, where I would smell like Downy.
still really distracting
TRENTRENTRENTRENTRENTY TRENTRENT! I am HERE!! Some one stuffed me into the laundry shoot! (that’s my story and I am stickin to it, be careful or you may turn into the culprit)
don’t get him thing about your underwear… at least I have some self control
A laundry shoot! Who is this villain that would do such a thing to you???
I haven’t decided yet. I mean, I didn’t see, they creeped up from behind and BAM!
creeped… AKA crept…
oops. I am clearly reeling from the experience!
reeling in a fish
Villains!
where?
I know! I feel so…..violated!
I feel ventilated…
I shot some laundry once…
oh boy…
yup
I’ve never shot laundry, but I have shouted at it. Stupid stains. All you gotta do is shout em out. Get ’em good an scared before drowning em.
shout is all out
a Giant “J” into the sky. Or I guess you could call me….
J
biggger……..
oh my
She’s back!!! Now get yourself out of that box and over here, PRONTO!
he does like to be bossed around
I did want to let you know that I like some of the comments you leave for other people – you seem like a nice dude 🙂 and I heard of this post and i have been here before – glad I was able to drop by today – take care
thanks so much!
hope your new year is off to a great start!
so far so good, thanks
almost one month down – and 11 to go – more time to keep adding some comments to this post amigo
we just keep chugging along
indeed – and for truly a worthy cause because you my friend are a genuine blogger and you seem to have your heart into it – and so this long comment stream is also about you connecting and interacting with bloggers and I just think that is cool – hospitable and 💕
well thank you so much
indeed – and I will try and drop back by later – and thanks for being receptive to all people here – sounds cheesy 0 but it is true!!
I try to make people feel welcome and have a good time
👊
wheeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeee
yup
☕
gulp
sorry to forget some protein
🍕
coffee and pizza? breakfast of champions!
well I just wanted to make sure you were getting a little bit of nutrition as you host this – i tis like a radio DJ on a mission – ha! and so let’s see – here’s some soup
🍲
now I have a balanced diet… thanks
🍰 can;t forget a little dessert!
oh wait, u also have all your commenters coming and going – so her rare some for them
🍩🍓🍉🍪🍭🎂
yay… free snacks for the minions…
well in case I do not make it back – here are where I have been getting my symbols from (u may have them already but just in case) –
http://fsymbols.com/signs/
and there are some brews to be found there also – ha! jk
awesome, thanks.
well this quote came up and reminds me of your wonderful, growing commenting post here….
Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day-in and day-out. ~Robert Collier
that is exactly what we do around here…
I know – the quote fit! ha!
🙂
sweet
take care
you too
He is. Really, One of the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. (Just be careful, He likes him a lot too. almost too much.) shhhhh!
sigh
Comment!
reply
Brilliant!
wheeeeeeeeeeee
Time to expand on that idea yet??
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Pixelated Lifestyle … Can we get a do-over or seconds or something?
What shall I say? All is said!
Is all said?
That’s the question…
we said a lot… but not all…
We’re working on it…
we really are
@autopict No, all is not said, we have lots more to say. Come say your say over here at the blog party at Arts
babbling is allowed
Is Brook round here? Once she shows up I’m gone like yesterday
I think I got that… but maybe not
I’ve never had a good Brook experience.
which Brook?
Any Brook
oh
I think it’s a curse that goes with the B in it but could possibly be the OO’s
I blame the oo’s
Oh my! Be careful what you ask for :)…This is fun.
you be careful… it is already too late for us
Oh SO MUCH FUN! 😀
(That was not sarcasm. That was honesty)
it might be both
Reblogged this on ….
The absence of a working computer has made me lax in my commenting duties lately so I thought I would pop by and say hello as I just about have a functioning laptop, the tablet was okay for reading blogs but too much messing to respond, lets just hope the crack squirrels are far too busy hibernating to mess with this machine 😀
hmm Art, je ne cherchais pas, mais tu as réussi à me trouver
I resemble that remark
cherchais le femme… ooh la la
Yo Paula – how’s shakes??? Hope your computer is well-fixed.
and fixed well
Art, I hope you’re fixed well too. If not, just give me a shout, I can fix you up, no problem.
I am way too broken for help
The computer was well and truly dead, because it was literally a week inside of the warranty they had to replace it however turns out the small print did not specify what with, so instead of my lovely shiny computer I have one now that has windows 7 and half the memory capacity but it at least working and just about everything was backed up, the only thing that is a pain is some software may have to be repurchased like my video editing one and of course office but at least for now I can function and get back to writing and blogging, and of course leaving comments on blogs instead of just hitting like.
Sorry to hear that, Paula – sounds like a raw deal altogether, but glad you have recovered and are back at it.
not a full system recovery… alas
those small print weasels
If you registered your software you should be able to transfer it to this computer with a little prodding and coaxing.
wait… not this computer… oh… I see what you are saying… phew
You are entering dangerous worlds when you start to understand me
maybe most people… not me
I guess the crack squirrels provide a modicum of insulation
a mediocre modicum of insular isolated insulation… and exhalation… and insult-ation
Bravo! Most excellent wordplayer
words are really all we have, when you get right down to it
I hope they are too… good to have you back in more visible form
@Art … are they spam botting me yet?
not yet… but wait for it… I will check the meat folder