We have a winner. My new friend, over at: http://onesahmscrazylife.wordpress.com/ managed to answer the interview questions and get them back to me before anyone else. Remember that I added my own comments afterwards… inside the parentheses… or is that parenthesis… I can never remember…
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1. What do you like best about my blog?
The fact that it can make me laugh and I can relate to it. When I have really bad days I can go to your blog, and it gets better.
(Awwwwwwwww… that’s what I’m talkin’ about… good answer)
2. Do you like monkeys?
Absolutely! Well… the stuffed ones anyway. I’ve never really been around a real one, so I can’t answer that honestly for sure.
(Close enough)
3. If you won a free, month-long trip to Paris, but each day for one hour you had to stand under the Eifel Tower naked, would you still go?
Oh god no… too many stretch marks and lard rolls for that nonsense. Why would I do that to the Parisian population?
(You have obviously never met a real Frenchman, but I respect your decision)
4. What makes your blog unique?
The fact that it’s mine and I’m one of a kind. 🙂
(Good answer)
5. If you were in charge of the universe, what is the first order you would issue?
To make it so people could fly through outer space without dying a horrible painful death!
(I can’t argue with that… I write funny sci-fi books)
6. What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
It was my 17th birthday, and I thought I was going to be cool and walk around in heels. I busted my ass in front of everyone. Hilarious now, horrible back then.
(I did the same thing… well, not in heels, I was on a motorcycle, and I was only 16, but I feel your pain… I did it right in front of all my high school friends)
7. Would you rather spend the day with an adult, a kid, or a baby?
A kid… Kids are fun, especially toddlers. But hey, I’m a mom of two toddlers…well… one preschooler now technically. I’m still in denial don’t judge me.
(I would have accepted any answer… but the adult one)
8. What, in your opinion, is the worst thing that Dick Cheney ever did?
Run for Office.
(Ohhhh… I like you even more now)
9. What is the worst thing that you ever did?
Trusted someone I thought was a friend…. it didn’t end well for me.
(We have all done that)
10. If you could have dinner with one fictional character… including cartoons… who would you pick?
YOU HAD TO ASK THIS?! So hard! I’d have to say Doc from Snow White…
(Yeah, I bet he has some good medications… ha)
11. If you were locked in a room with a knife, a barbeque, and a living cow, would you die of starvation before you could bring yourself to kill and eat the cow?
I’d kill that cow in a heart beat are you kidding me?! I love animals, but if it’d down to me or Mary the moo cow over there I’m going to have a burger.
(Yeah, I give the cow about 12 hours… but I would spend them petting it)
12. What one word describes your blog best?
Spontaneous
(Did you just make that up off the top of your head? Ha… see what I did there?)
13. Is there one celebrity that you would leave your family for if they declared their undying love for you?
None. My husband and I have been through a lot and there isn’t an amount of money I’d trade for him. As for my kids, my kids are the most important thing in this world to me. I’d rather be broke with them, than rich without them.
(A good, safe answer… that we don’t believe for a minute, but good for you!)
14. If I got my hands on a photo of you and did funny things to you in Photoshop for a whole week, but you had no input into what I actually did to you, and I posted everything I did, would you be okay with that? And can I have a picture of you?
Sure, why not? You only live once. Go for it!
(Yeah… you say that now… go back and look at some posts I did in a series called: The Hastywords War)
15. What makes you cry?
July 18th, 2009
(I am way to sensitive and full of love and compassion to ask for anymore details than that. I hope whatever it was never happens again)
16. If you could cuss out one famous person, living or dead, who would that be?
His name is Josh.
(I like that answer… Josh… you suck… whoever you are… are you the one who made her cry?)
17. Tell me the truth, do you really like me?
Yes, you are who you are. You’re funny, sarcastic and you’re genuine. You don’t ask anyone to like you. In all honesty, I envy you a little.
(Well, now I might cry… I never ask anyone to like me? This whole blog is an attempt to ask people to like me. And I just asked if it was working, but I like your version of events better… so…)
18. What kind of circus trick would you like to be able to do?
JUGGLE!!!!
(I thought that one might be popular)
19. Which drug side effects from those TV commercials disturb you the most?
Heart failure for a headache medication. THE HELL?!
(I know, right?)
20. Who the hell do you think you are?
A person who has been through a lot in her life and wants to help others going through the same thing… that’s all. I’m just trying to live my life the best way I know how until I learn how to do it better.
(Okay, obviously I have not known you long enough… or read far enough back in your blog, to know what you are talking about here, and I feel bad about that, but I hope you are helping people with… whatever it is… This is exactly the kind of thing I would hope would happen with this interview idea)
21. Now tell us why we should follow you…
I can’t tell you a specific reason. I want people to follow me because they enjoy what I write, not because I ask them to or give them reasons why they should.
(You rock)
Just for you…
1. How long have you been blogging?
I’ve been on wordpress for a year almost, actually blogging for only a month in a half
2. Do you consider yourself to be a good person?
I try my best to be. I can only do my best until I learn how to do so better.
3. Do you ever pick your nose when you think nobody is looking?
No..that’s so gross. It’s almost as gross as biting your nails….
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Okay, that’s it then. I hope the formatting isn’t driving you all crazy. Maybe when I post it, it will work out, but every time I type something, the letters are all different sizes or in italics or something weird, and I can’t get the same amount of space between paragraphs either. Hopefully it is an issue due to the emailing.
Now go and visit her blog!
Pouring My Art Out 
Because I get behind on all my reading and I really do try to read everyone….I miss out on all your fun stuff 😦 Dammit
We keep stuff moving, me and the crack squirrels. I would rather have you late than never…
I think I’m going to like this new feature. Only thing is, I think after you’ve posted about 10 Innerviews, people are going to get bored with the same old questions. So maybe you should put out another (or more) list of questions & let people choose what questions they will answer. It will help to keep this new feature fresher!
I have already thought of that. I will come up with something. I am getting bored too.
Ok pouringmyartout and areed090290 thanks for the laughs about the reblog button 🙂 and there is color if you need a hand come check it out…. ginghamchick.wordpress.com I will teach you a thing or two 🙂
I like it when people say that to me…
That was really cool.
I can only take partial credit. Thanks.
Reblogged this on From One Crazy Life To Another and commented:
Okay, now that I remembered how to Reblog a post, here is the Inner View I was talking about earlier. I’m sorry about that guys and gals! Don’t mind me… I’m just re learning this whole blogging thing.
Try using colour instead of different sizes. lol cool interview
Color… there’s color???
Yes ha
too much work
no really
People will figure it out
yes
maybe
sent you the email back
yay
Love it 🙂
ha
Well done. I love this Inner View segment. Very revealing.
Just wait.
It is posted… man we are funny together… we could take over the world… except you give stupid orders when you are in charge.
It’s the beavers, I swear!
That is where all the trouble starts
Loved the inner view! I am now following your new friend, too.
I am spreading the love…
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I feel loved…in a non creepy way!
Really… because I was sort of going for creepy… sigh…
Awwww…. well try asking for an address on the next victim! That will definitely score creeper points.
I will give that a try. I think you linked my post back to my post… try hitting the reblog button…
There’s a reblog button?
Yes.
It posts the whole post on your blog, and you can leave a little explanation.
Where would it be? I pushed the ‘Press this’ button and that’s what I got…
Wait, I will try to figure out where it is…
Okay, can you see my post in your reader wall?
Yes
Don’t click on it… just look at the bottom… it should say reblog
Oh nevermind… I found it. I’m slow!
Try that… I don’t know what that press this thing does
Okay so the press this button just gives a link to that article… they can click on it and see the post. I created a pingback… they essentially do the same thing except one takes people to your blog…
Well that sounds right… you should see a bit of my post on your blog now…