Monthly Archives: December 2013

Hey, baby…

Posted on December 22, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Let me seduce you… No… not like that… I am happily married… I just mean I want to seduce you into following my blog… let me thrill you with clever words, let me caress you with music, let me touch … Continue reading →

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Look deep into my eyes…

Posted on December 22, 2013 by pouringmyartout

You are getting very sleepy… you want to follow my blog … you… oh… wait… you can’t see my eyes… Well then… listen to my voice… my soothing, powerful voice, you are getting very sleepy… count slowly backwards from ten, let yourself … Continue reading →

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Follow this blog…

Posted on December 22, 2013 by pouringmyartout

It requires almost no work on your part at all. Think of it as taking a nice stroll on a tree-lined path… that might, at any moment, change into a dark, Mirkwood-like forest full of crack squirrels and weird pictures … Continue reading →

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All I want for Christmas…

Posted on December 22, 2013 by pouringmyartout

… is for you to follow me… Well, a really nice guitar amp would also be cool… or maybe one of those bigger, more powerful Dremel tools, so I could carve tikis faster… but I know this is sort of … Continue reading →

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I want you… to follow my blog…

Posted on December 22, 2013 by pouringmyartout

(or): Ask not what my blog can do for you, ask what you can do for my blog… Do it for your country!

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War on Christmas… the final chapter… maybe…

Posted on December 21, 2013 by pouringmyartout

There is no war on Christmas… It is a made-up thing… Stop acting like you are being persecuted because we want to include everybody. Nobody is really even telling you to say ‘happy holidays’ instead of ‘Merry Christmas’. But let … Continue reading →

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Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?

Posted on December 21, 2013 by pouringmyartout

I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a diamond ring. And no, I don’t want to think about … Continue reading →

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War on Christmas??? Part 2…

Posted on December 20, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Fox News is so convinced that there is a war being waged on Christmas, that they took up a collection from all their employees and purchased a few presents for Santa… you know… in the spirit of the season of … Continue reading →

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War on Christmas???

Posted on December 20, 2013 by pouringmyartout

I would call it off, if I were you. Because, according to inside sources, Santa has hired a few new elves to help him out this year… On a related note, another famous elf who did some part-time work at … Continue reading →

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Elf abuse…

Posted on December 20, 2013 by pouringmyartout

I found another old post with a Christmas theme… ———————————————- The rumors floating around Hollywood about Legolas the Elf having some financial difficulties due to his manager absconding with the money from the lucrative movie franchise have been proven to be more than … Continue reading →

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