I didn’t mean to
I swear it is true
It just kind of happened
That I sneezed on you
I didn’t mean to
It happened too quick
I sprayed you with germ cells
Now you might get sick
It was an accident
Just please calm down
It could have been worse
It could have been brown
It hit your face
Just like a comet
But at least it wasn’t
Projectile vomit
I am sorry I laughed
But the look on your face
You would have thought
You had been sprayed with mace
I know you are angry
I know you are pissed
That your face is now covered
With a fine booger mist
So with a final apology
This facial you got
Nobody ever died
From my slippery snot
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Okay, you may well be wondering what that was all about.
My good friend, Hastywords, at; http://hastywords.wordpress.com/ likes to write poems with people. She does a lot of really steamy romance stuff, and moving stuff about lost love. She involves a lot of very creative people. She even included me.
You may remember that we did another poem together that I posted not long ago. It was sexy. (I wrote my part while I was thinking about my wife, so don’t look at me like that) But I have been trying to get Hasty to do some silly stuff with me.
This morning, I was surprised to get an email from her with the first four lines of this poem on it. I came up with four more, and then her, and it just sort of grew from there. I did however insist on being allowed to name the poem, since I didn’t pick…(ha! that is a booger joke)… the topic.
Now, I hope she will do a science fiction poem with me, perhaps one loosely based on my novel, or maybe just some random space adventure.
Pouring My Art Out 
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Ha.
Even though I am so totally against people spreading germs, I liked the playfulness of this poem. Hotspur can tell you I don’t like poems & I liked this one!
That makes me happy… I think…
Guahaha what a great poem! I shall sing this to the next unfortunate soul I snot all over 😛
Yes, please spread this all over and make sure it sticks to everything.
I don’t know how to contact you other than on here…I have something you might be interested in…as in a writing project. lol. email me! darktowerfamily@yahoo.com
Sooooo grody….
But it rhymes…
Funny!
And runny.
Love this poem!
You guys did an awesome job!
And I really really LOVE the photo you did with good old Abe in the shades!
Lincoln is probably my favorite person from history, him and of course Edgar Allan Poe.
That post is just so unique, creative, and awesome!
I smiled several times from reading this poem and that post, so Thank You!!
I shall return to indulge more of your work!
I always tell people to pick a month and just scroll through. I do a lot of weird stuff. You almost have to like some of it. Thanks.
I suppose a snotty retort would be entirely predictable at this point? Well, sometimes I’m predictable.
It had to be said.
I have to read your novel first but I shall, I want to, and I will!!!!! Then write we shall! Now stop flinging your boogs.
Ha… there is a character in there like a giant slug and his race is called the Muccassim… like mucous… ha!
lol sounds like an allergy drug.
Good one.