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Pouring My Art Out 
Wordsmiths do not need performing enhancing drugs. They are performance enhancing drugs.
Oooohhh… I like that. I want that on a T-shirt. Thanks.
That reminds me … I’m off to the liquor cabinet! I’ll be back shortly.
Ha!
Absolutely the best post I have read – ever.
And my shortest… not sure if I should be depressed by that or not, but thank you…
Smart man uses small words with big meaning. Foolish man rambles ….(I’d be the fool I’m referring to!)
But sometimes it takes a while to say something smart, and a really good fool can say short things that are still full of foolishness… that sounded so deep even though it really wasn’t…
ya, ok – you win 😉
We both win!
woot! woot!
I know. How often does that happen?
Oh… wait… that last comment I did was on a blog that reblogged my post. I thought that would show up over there. Now I just look like a concieted dick…
Your blog is an inspiration to all of us because you can get people as weird and wonderful as this… who is he again?… pouringmyartout guy to do guest appearances. Seriously, where did you find him? What a delightful and handsome fellow. I must get me hence over to his blog at once and click the follow button!
You are my hero.
And it took you how long to realize that?
Ha! Just kidding. I am honored to be any such thing to you.
You have no idea how big this made me smile this morning. I SO BADLY wanted to come back with something just as funny, but I just couldn’t top that. Congrats on 500 followers. How long have you been blogging for?
Just over a year of blogging. And they said it would never last.
I think the more mature your blog gets, the more you get into it.
I am just getting better, I guess…
In fact, I just realized I mistakenly re-blogged that. Ha. My phone is playing tricks on me. I loved it, but I’m going to have to undo this. Sorry!! lol…
Don’t undo it… Reblog all my posts…
LOL.
Reblogged this on persuaded2go.
I don’t believe you. A blog this great can’t be created by any human who’s not enhancing their powers. I need some more convincing.
Or you can just trust me.
Where’s the fun in that? I wanna make you prove it!
Okay, Oprah, you caught me. That is why I colored my eyes with nail polish… because that is where I inject my steroids, and you could see the needle marks.
Yep, I’m that good.
sigh…
Lance Armstrong said the same thing about his enhancements until the boys wouldn’t let him play in their reindeer games and took his prize toys away. I figure you will skip Oprah and go on to 60 Minutes..
I will write a book about it, then make Oprah suggest my book to all her followers.
Since I don’t buy books Oprah recommends, I need to know about the book first, so I can buy it, before she puts another book on my do not buy list (any book recommended by Oprah)
What if I get my sci-fi novel published and she recommends it???
I never could get into it, but I could get it for my sci-fi-reading wife … (pre-Oprah)
Well, I only need to sell one copy to every household on the planet… I am not greedy…
I can’t wait to hear your years-later confession on Oprah.
ssssshhhh…. I inject it right into my eyeball so nobody sees the track marks…
It’s great to know there are people out there who aren’t abusing the English language by word doping.
I try not to even use the word dope… unless I am talking about my computer skills… or my spelling…
Would you admit to enhancing some of your posts performance with Dick Cheney if you get to do in on Oprah?
Ummmm… isn’t that more of a performance de-enhancing sort of a thing??? Like I am doing this with one Dick tied behind my back… sorry, couldn’t resist that one…
Well, you are not trying to inject Dick into your posts to make them funnier… sorry, could not resist going for the 2nd and 3rd meaning at once.
Ha…
Hmmmm….just trying to visualize exactly what sort of thing(s) would be considered performance enhancing and therefore veboten for bloggers.
Once again, I can’t do all of the work for you…
At least you won’t be stripped of your posts!
Or on my posts… ha!