Bye bye…

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No… don’t panic… I am just going away for a couple of days… I have a thing to do. Don’t bother trying to break into my house while I’m gone… to steal my cool toys or rummage through my lingerie drawers… there will still be people at my house… and my ferocious watchdog…. and I will have some awesome pictures and stories when I get back… I promise.

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Uh… I think WordPress might be dying…

I just happened to look at my stats page, and noticed there is a button to see your views and visitors for entire years… and I found out that I actually got less views in 2015 than I did in 2014… even though, supposedly, I got more visitors. So, either more people are looking at less stuff, which would reflect poorly on my blogging skills… or WordPress is slowly losing momentum and is headed the way of the dinosaur and the dodo…

Because, and let’s be honest here, it can’t possibly be that people are showing up and getting bored and then leaving right away… that would not only be an insult to my ability to be entertaining, but would seem to indicate that you all have shorter attention spans than people did a short while ago.

Frankly, I would rather believe that WordPress is going extinct.

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My best spam comment of the week…

I was suggested this website by my cousin. I am
not sure whether this post is written by him as nobody else know such detailed about my trouble.
You are amazing! Thanks!

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Uh… thanks, Gimmeyohacks.co? If I understand you correctly… and I’m not even sure that you understand yourself correctly… or that you are a human who speaks English… you seem to be telling me that I am amazing for possibly writing a post that may, conversely, have been written by your cousin. Also, I am sorry for whatever your trouble happens to be, but I would suggest that you make that word plural from now on.

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Here’s lookin’ at you, kid…

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Because I can see right into your soul…

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Wait… I knew Ted Cruz reminded me of somebody…

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Yup…

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Okay… nobody else is going to do this for you…

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Heck, I’m not even really sure why I did it for you… but it made me laugh…

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Uh… not really sure what to call this one…

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It does go with my monkey theme… but I could use some help coming up with a name for… whatever the heck that is…

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