Traffic update…

Traffic on the highway to hell is bumper to bumper and moving at a snail’s pace… So I guess I am going to be late getting there.

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Uh, no, I am most certainly not going to drink it all up…

Lime and coconut is a horrible taste combination!

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The transmagrification of primistical semicoagistants in modernestic societacationary combolaries…

The reclusiatory disassocistical gradificlusion of tempramenial resurgenist mypography has preclined the decleromitron inductricle in favor of passticulate crossovafication. We must contabulize this trend before interfection and destabification result in exprediciously contruded nullifacsiatroy repopulisicidial and perhaps even quantifornicational frominiance thus leading to hypersubstantualationary penastic fluctuance.

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Well, if you’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, that’s kind of on you, you lazy varmint…

Because I have been through a lot of deserts in my time, and if there is one thing you have when going through a desert, it is free time to think up a name for ¬†your dang horse…

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I was running down the road trying to loosen my load…

Maybe I should have waited till I actually reached the bathroom…

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Oh, darn…

I think I might actually be letting the sound of my own wheels drive me crazy…

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I know dang well all that glitters isn’t gold…

But how much are you asking for that stairway? And just so you know, if there is a bustle in my hedgerow, I don’t care who the spring clean is for,I am going to be alarmed…

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