Sometimes you just have to say…

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How to be funny… part 7…

Now that you have turned yourself into a cartoon character, it is time to use the new you to help you to reach new levels of hilarity. In fact, the very fact that the facts of life no longer apply to you will help you to be funnier.

My good friend, Dick Cheney, will now help me demonstrate how funny it is to have an anvil drop on somebody’s head…

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Okay, obviously in my rush to finish this post I made a horrible mistake. I had to go to the DMV this morning to renew my license and the computers in all the DMV offices in California are not working for some reason, and I spent two hours in line for nothing. When I got home Dick had already been waiting for me for more than twenty minutes and you know how busy he is being creepy and looking for new hearts… and… to make a long story short, we rushed the project and the anvil was dropped on the living person instead of the cartoon character who could have survived the experience with no problem at all.

Fortunately Dick also has unnatural powers that allow him to survive such an event… rather like a cockroach… and his head will resume its normal… well, normal might be stretching the point a little, but it will return to what it looked like before I dropped an anvil on it… in about a week.

Even more fortunately, for the sake of a post where I am trying to teach you all how to be funny, there are very few people in history that it is more amusing to watch having their head crushed by a falling anvil than Dick…

 

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How to be funny… part 6…

For this next part, you will have to change yourself into a cartoon… go ahead, we’ll wait… awesome!!! Because everybody knows cartoons are funny.

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And you can go anywhere once you are a cartoon…

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As a cartoon, your options for being funny increase exponentially… and none of the regular rules apply…

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And once you master the art of being a cartoon, you can even come back to the real world in that form, and that is where the real funny begins…

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Join me next time for more ways to exploit the natural humorousness of being a cartoon character in the real world, won’t you?

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How to be funny… part 5…

Now we are getting into the advanced stuff; how to make stuff that really isn’t funny funny… For example, there is absolutely nothing at all funny about the KKK…

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I mean the whole idea of trying to make the KKK funny seems insane…

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Maybe I am going too far out on the limb here… maybe I am overreaching… maybe I am not up to the challenge…

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But sometimes humor is just about taking the risk…

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What you end up with might not appeal to everybody, but at the very least you might let out a little of that built up rage at the things that some human beings… and I use the term very loosely… spend their time on this planet doing.

 

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How to be funny… part 4…

Sometimes, when being funny eludes you, you just have to be silly. But even when being silly, there are still serious choices to make. For example, I am still not sure which of these is sillier:

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Eddie Vader…

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Or Darth Vedder.

 

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You know, when I go to all the trouble of making a little moving picture of me kicking Adolf Hitler in the nuts and four hours go by and none of you have even commented yet, it hurts… a lot… like I am the one who got kicked in the nuts…

So thanks for letting Hitler win…

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How to be funny… part 3…

Physical humor is always popular… but it is not easy to do on a blog. Yes, you could just post little videos of Chevy Chase falling down, or Lucy Ricardo stuffing candy in her mouth, or, even better, the Three Stooges poking each other in the eyes… because people always like to watch other people getting hurt, up to a point. This is proven by the fact that the TV show America’s Funniest Videos has videos of men getting hit in the testicles with a bat or a ball or some type of object almost every week.

So if watching a man get hit in the hootchies is funny, how much more funny would it be to see someone who people despise getting kicked right in the garbanzos?

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I like that Photoshop allows me the opportunity to do the job myself.

Now that is an endless loop of funny.

 

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