Did you think I forgot the obligatory Eric Idle post of the day???

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No way… because it isn’t everyday that a star follows you on Twitter and actually tweets at you…

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Although, to be honest, he didn’t tweet me anything about either of these yet…

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HEY YOU!!!

Stop scrolling down the WordPress reader topic wall thing and follow me… I only need 8 more people to follow me to break the magic 3,000 number. Yes, I am aware of the fact that this is a cheap, shameless method to get your attention, but I am trying to conquer the world through the clever use of humor using only my blog and absolutely no weapons of mass destruction at all, and there really aren’t any ways to go about doing that that don’t involve some level of shamelessness.

To be honest, I don’t expect much from you in return for following me. Sure, it would be nice if you read some of my stuff and maybe comment now and then, but hey, no pressure. You will still be one of my favorite people in the whole wide world… and you will be insured of a good position once I do take over the planet… because you got in on the ground floor.

In return for you going to all the trouble of clicking on my follow button, I… and the crack squirrels that live in my head… will provide you with a constant stream of weird and occasionally amusing stuff… some people even say; “way too much stuff”… in your reader everyday. I will literally pour my art… and my heart… and my guts… out for you.

Thank you for your consideration.

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There seems to be some confusion about just how evil ‘LOL’ actually is, so, just to clarify my position, here is an old post I did about it… a post originally titled; ‘LOL is evil’…

LOL is evil…

And I can prove it…

Because lol looks exactly like this guy…

a 2Stop using lol for cryin’ out loud…

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You may have noticed by now that I rarely… if ever… ‘like’ a comment…

That doesn’t mean I don’t like your comment. I actually go to the trouble of replying to them. Yes, I admit that my replies are sometimes just;

yup…

oh, yeah…

wheeeeeee….

…ooo000ooo…

Bam…

Bazzinga…

nice…

Or they might consist of any of my soon-to-be-patented sliding scale of;

ha

ha!

ha!!

ha!!!

Ha

Ha!

Ha!!

Ha!!!

HA

HA!

HA!

HA!!!

(All of which are designed to replace the annoying ‘LOL’ that I hate so much… I did a post about that… don’t blame me if you weren’t around when I did it)…

Clicking a button to simulate ‘liking’ something seems to me to sum up everything that is wrong with modern life… sort of like typing ‘LOL’ does… HA!!!!!… oh… wait… did I forget to tell you about HA!!!!!… with 5 exclamation marks?… that is like the highest compliment I can give… that means you literally made me laugh out loud… the only thing better is a HA with like 40 or 50 exclamation marks after it… that means I almost fell out of my chair laughing…

Just so you know, I think that I give myself more of those last two than I give to any… or even all… of you… because, hey, I crack me up.

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, Jude…

I’m really sorry, but I still don’t know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall…

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Greensleeves was all my joy, greensleeves was my delight…

Hey… I really like a pair of nice, green sleeves… maybe velvet… a nice, dark green… oh, yeah… hey… stop judging me…

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I got a peaceful, easy feeling…

And no… I haven’t been smoking any whacky tobbaccy…

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