Almost tv shows… part 8…

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Almost tv shows… part 7…

Or maybe…

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Almost tv shows… part 6…

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So, this is what has been happening on my crack squirrel-infested podcast lately…

I did an episode that is a parody of the Bond films, only the hero is older, fatter, and an American surfer dude…

We imagined what would happen if tRump supporters seceded from the United States and started their own country. I even wrote their national anthem… as a blues song.

The art of romance episode is not as creepy as it sounds. We discuss the history of romance… and stuff…

Ummm… okay, that one is literally a list of everyone who might possibly have taken offense at something I sang or said or did on the podcast.

And everyone knows I am all about the fashion, so we did an episode on the history of style.

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Almost tv shows… part 5…

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Almost tv shows… part 4…

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This week in my life… fone fotos… part 3…

I grew actual potatoes!

The dirt I make in my mulch bin is the best dirt ever.

My home for wayward succulents is thriving.

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This week in my life… fone fotos… part 2…

No, I didn’t mount a dog head on my wall, but we will get to that later.

I made a new friend.

She hangs out with the guys at the car shop down the street where I had to get my car smogged.

She has a white heart shape on her back!

Between the last few Christmases and birthdays I have a lot of wood carving stuff now.

So I have been carving more.

I put all the tools and some wood in one tool bag.

Cats are weird.

This is how I found her last night, sprawled half on the couch and half on the table.

Caption this photo!

So far I went with:

After a long day of tv binging

I told you not to watch the dog show

Dogs could totally eat us.

Look at those teeth! That is the image that I did a mirror image of for the first photo.

Sleepy sweet monster!

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This week in my life… fone fotos… part 1…

I made a bear!

My younger daughter Mollie got me a sandstone carving kit for Christmas. I finally got around to doing it.

You get a sandstone bear just cut in the outline. And a file, some little pieces of sandpaper and a small soft cloth.

You have to keep dipping the bear and the file in water while you work.

First I rounded all the edges. Then I filed two cuts for the legs.

Bare bear legs.

Little bare bear butt and the beginnings of a tail.

I cut the space between the ears and began to shape the head.

Oh yeah. Sandstone is so fun to work with. I need to do some more with it. Where can I get sandstone?

He is looking very bear-y.

The last step is to heat it with a hair drier and smear on the little wax pellet that came in the kit.

Then you buff it with the cloth.

And you have a bear! I now know that if I could get flat pieces of sandstone and a saw, I could cut animal shapes and then carve them.

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I swear these are the last photos of my recent trip to New Mexico to see my younger daughter start nursing college… almost…

I don’t mean that she almost started nursing college. She did do that.

I mean I still have a few photos to do funny stuff with. I will try to wait a while. We rented an interesting little house for the week.

It had charm… and a hot tub.

My daughters, the future nurse and the alcoholic. Just kidding, Jessica.

Jessica had a birthday while we were there. We decorated cookies and rice crispy treats.

Mollie’s boyfriend made one that was supposed to look like Jessica.

She loved it. The resemblance is uncanny.

Fun and tasty.

Oh, America.

You are so silly.

And I will wrap this up with some more photos of those bizarre holes in the sandstone formations at that rest area in Arizona.

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