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Adaptive camouflage… the final chapter… (NOTE This series, like all the rest on my blog, is much funnier if you read them in order… from bottom to top… I mean, technically speaking, I don’t know if you will think it is that funny, but I know you will miss the whole ‘taking over the world’ theme if you don’t read the words the way they were written… or if you don’t read them at all… although, when you get right down to it, you should read my whole blog from the bottom up… no… I don’t know why WordPress has to be read in reverse order… even the ancient peoples of the world didn’t make you read their scrolls or cuneiform or hieroglyphics from the bottom up… it makes no sense at all… but go ahead, read my whole blog… you don’t have to scroll all the way down, you can use one of the many handy button link things to get to the first post… go on… we will wait for you… it will all make perfect sense once you read it the right way)…

Posted on September 6, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I still haven’t solved the flickering problem in my suit, but… wait… why do I need camouflage at all in this instance? I fit in perfectly here… except for the fact that these people are bent on stopping anyone from … Continue reading →

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Adaptive camouflage… part 4…

Posted on September 6, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Uh… one of my loyal minions pointed out that my adaptive camouflage suit would be more effective if I could extend the camouflage to cover my face, hands, shirt and the white flower in my lapel… Now I can get … Continue reading →

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Adaptive camouflage… part 3…

Posted on September 6, 2016 by pouringmyartout

There… I fixed the dark glasses… now my plan to conquer the world through the clever use of a humor blog can recommence… as soon as I figure out how to stop this infernal flickering!!!

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Adaptive camouflage… part 2…

Posted on September 6, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Yes, my new device will allow me to sneak up on anyone… anywhere… and slip my business card with my blog address on it into their unsuspecting pockets! And then, they will look at my blog, and get sucked into … Continue reading →

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Adaptive camouflage… part 1…

Posted on September 6, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Yes… my prototype suit is working well… except for that annoying flickering… taking me one step closer to world domination!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted in My art, Pictures of me | Tagged art, camouflage, current-events, humor, photography, photoshop art, science, technology, world domination | 6 Comments

We have a new minion!!!

Posted on March 23, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Everybody say hi to Nurse Kelly from; http://nursekellyknows.com/ She has decided to join us in our secret lair in the hollowed out volcano and assist with our plan to take over the known universe through the clever use of my … Continue reading →

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged cooking, current-events, humor, minion, social-media, take over the world, toast, world domination | 14 Comments

Minion appreciation week… part 4…

Posted on January 27, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I have decided to continue our tradition of the ‘Friday night clothing optional dance party’ in the minion lounge… even though it violates several state health and safety codes and a few other state and federal laws… and probably some biblical ones … Continue reading →

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Oh yeah, my secret criminal organization bent on world domination… also known as my blog… has a new minion!!!

Posted on July 16, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I would like to welcome to our hidden lair in a hollowed-out volcano in an undisclosed location somewhere in Southern California, Hastywords! Many of you know her from her lovely blog over at: where she writes fantastic poetry. She has even … Continue reading →