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I know this a post from last year, but I am feeling all Christmasy… so sue me…

Fox News is so convinced that there is a war being waged on Christmas, that they took up a collection from all their employees and purchased a few presents for Santa… you know… in the spirit of the season of … Continue reading

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Oh, we saw Santa…

We saw him on the drive up to the Bay Area… He was trying out a new sleigh… I think the reindeer might be looking for a new job soon. But then we saw this… I think Santa might be working … Continue reading

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Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?

I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a diamond ring. And no, I don’t want to think about … Continue reading

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War on Christmas??? Part 2…

Fox News is so convinced that there is a war being waged on Christmas, that they took up a collection from all their employees and purchased a few presents for Santa… you know… in the spirit of the season of … Continue reading

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War on Christmas???

I would call it off, if I were you. Because, according to inside sources, Santa has hired a few new elves to help him out this year… On a related note, another famous elf who did some part-time work at … Continue reading

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Elf abuse…

I found another old post with a Christmas theme… ———————————————- The rumors floating around Hollywood about Legolas the Elf having some financial difficulties due to his manager absconding with the money from the lucrative movie franchise have been proven to be more than … Continue reading

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Ho ho ho, my a$$… (or): Guilt trip, part 2…

No Christmas for you until you read that post down there… the one called: Let’s think about stuff, shall we?’!!! Okay, don’t panic. I am not really Grinching all over your Christmas joy… I just got a little miffed about … Continue reading

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As long as I am in the mood to rant…

Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh? I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a … Continue reading

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Together, we can make all my … uh, I mean OUR dreams come true…

(or): I know it sounds like I am just ho ho hoing myself out like a Santa-pimp, but there is a method to my madness… I don’t want to waste time explaining once again what that method is, but if you … Continue reading

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Why I want Conan the barbarian to come to my house for Christmas…

You all know I love that big crazy barbarian. But you may be asking yourself why I would think it would be fun to have him around during the holiday season. Well let me break it down for you. In the … Continue reading

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