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Nun-chucks…

Oh yeah… that still cracks me up…

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Love your country, but don’t love it blindly… Don’t love anything blindly… I mean, unless you are actually blind, I guess…

I love this crazy country. I am as patriotic as the next guy… unless that guy is running for president, because those guys are, to hear them tell it, the most patriotic of us all… which makes it all the … Continue reading

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Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading

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How the god of the old testament reminds me of an irresponsible gun owner, and why that made it impossible for me to take religion seriously… seriously…

You know how, every once in a while, and way more often than you think it could or should happen, some idiot leaves a gun lying around, and then some kid ends up shooting either another kid or themselves? The … Continue reading

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Jesus loves the little children… and so, unfortunately, do many Catholic priests…

Sorry, I guess this another one of those posts where my title sort of says it all, and I don’t really have anything to add down here… so… uh… carry on…

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Breaking evil… part 1… (or);I know I joke about taking over the world, but do you ever wonder what it would be like to be evil… just for a day or two?

I am not an evil person. I have a conscience. But I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to not have one. I mean, you could do whatever you wanted to and never feel bad about it. That … Continue reading

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Go forth and procreate… now… we will wait…

I have decided that this whole ‘trying to be funny all the time just to get 3 or 4 new blog followers a week’ thing is too slow. I am trying to take over the universe, for cryin’ out loud! … Continue reading

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae…

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You can call me Lord Father Browne, or Father Lord Browne… because I am an ordained minister now, on top of being a Scottish Lord!

Yup, you heard me, I just became an ordained minister… it takes like five seconds on-line, and is absolutely free… If I ever want to perform an actual wedding, I do need to send a small fee to get my … Continue reading

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Funny money… part 7… (or); can we only put this one on counterfeit bills???

Yes, it’s that crazy, gay-hating county clerk who thinks her choice of religion allows her to hate whoever she damn well pleases… and no… this isn’t a serious suggestion… just so you know…

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