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Stop whining…

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Just a thought…

I think we should build apartments buildings next to bakeries… and then run air ducts from the bakery to all the rooms… so your room would always smell like fresh-baked bread.

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Sure, I could tell you the secrets of life…

…but then I would have to kill you…

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When my wife gives me a chore list…

In my head, I just call it a bucket list… That way, as long as I do them all before I die… See, it is just a matter of semantics.

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Well, as long as we are looking at all these funny pictures of San Francisco, I might as well tell you a couple things that popped into my head while I was working on them…

We should invent a new version of the game ‘Words With Friends’ called ‘Words With Enemies’ where you can only use swear words and insults… Also, I noticed that if you say “media rights” it sounds exactly the same as … Continue reading

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Have you ever noticed that when you are driving, everybody who drives slower than you is an annoying jerk who is slowing everybody down by just puttering along obliviously, but that anybody who passes you is a raging speed-demon bent on causing vehicular mayhem?

Oh… wait… I seem to have said everything I meant to say right in the title and now there isn’t really anything to put down here in the actual post… I hate it when that happens… takes some of the … Continue reading

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The more I watch the news…

The more I see about the way things are going on this planet, the more I realize you all need me to be in charge. You should really start talking to the other people who live on this world and … Continue reading

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Just a thought…

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A few things about a few things…

I have been doing a thing for the last two weeks, a thing I am not supposed to tell you about before or during the thing… not one of those ‘so the thing is’ things that always creep into my posts… … Continue reading

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The thing… hey, look, I put my ‘thing’ right in the title, I never tried that before… about new year resolutions is…

Why do we add the extra stress of making resolutions into some big once-a-year, adult beverages, fireworks and loud music, funny hats, horns, and those weird things you blow in and they uncurl like a lizard’s tongue when it wants … Continue reading

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