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I was a contestant on; America’s Got Talons…

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Yeah, I know, but you should see me swim!

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Glass… part 2…

Is it a tear drop at a Grateful Dead concert? Is it a drop of molten gold? Is it a corneal transplant operation? Is it a tiny drop of water as seen through an electron microscope? Is it a single-celled … Continue reading

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I am handy to have around…

Oooops… awkward thumb placement… hold on… Much better… but what if I stand on one leg… or… uh… finger? Perfect!!! Now I just need to Photoshop that image on top of Trump’s head.

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Snorkeling babies, conspiring balloons, fancy cakes, and sunsets…

Okay, that bay is not really snorkeling… although I could Photoshop him into the ocean and defy you to tell the difference. My wife, older daughter, and I babysat our friend’s twin boys last night. But I have a few … Continue reading

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Why yes, I do have very nice legs for a man my age…

Thank you for noticing.

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Glass… part 1…

‘Well, Arthur, that doesn’t look like glass to me’, I can hear you all muttering to yourselves. ‘Well, I suppose that neon lights are indeed tubes filled with neon gas, so I guess this really is a picture of some … Continue reading

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Things nature might have given us instead of hands… part 3…

I know, they would be as useful for doing handy stuff… but think how fast we could run!

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Things nature might have given us instead of hands… part 2…

These might actually be as useful as hands, I do believe.

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Things nature might have given us instead of hands… part 1…

Well, you could always get the lids off jars at least…

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