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Pain meds + head full of crack squirrels + Photoshop + free time =

… whatever the heck this is…

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I don’t have the fashion gene… or fashionable jeans…

Can somebody explain fashion to me? There we were, prehistoric people in all our glory, proudly running around naked when we weren’t huddling in our caves, and all of a sudden, one bright fellow looks at a woolly mammoth and … Continue reading

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Sometimes, I feel really close to you…

Oh man… I kill me… also, I should totally market this dress… you would buy it, right?

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Yeah, I used to look like this… and you can’t take that away from me…

Okay… yeah… it was a while ago… but I still want credit for inventing the wardrobe malfunction…

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How to get fancy braids out of your hair…

Well, after I got back to my daughter’s house from the walk in the park I showed you, she was already sick of the fancy braids that she got at the renaissance fair… just that morning… To see the full braids … Continue reading

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Okay… here it is… the post you have all been waiting for… the one where I tell you why we were at that fancy hotel last weekend… and this post has a lot of good pictures of me in it… so… uh… yeah…

That is me… at the thing… the thing you have been waiting for me to tell you about. Unfortunately, I can’t really post any pictures of the actual thing… for privacy reasons… so you get to look at pictures of stuff … Continue reading

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Now, don’t get the wrong idea…

I very rarely dress like this… mostly just for weddings and funerals… And we hardly ever stay at hotels this fancy… in fact, I think this is the only time I ever stayed at a place this nice… With a … Continue reading

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If I had to have horns on my head…

I would want them to look just like me… yeah, I am that self-centered…

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Star Wars spoilers… (but not really)… part 17…

One of my favorite scenes in the new Star Wars movie was when Chewbacca had to dress in a storm trooper uniform to sneak onto the new and improved Death Star… which is actually a Death Planet… which, I know, seems like … Continue reading

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Star Wars spoilers… (but not really)… part 16…

Once again, can I just say that I am a huge fan of the way the new Star Wars movie allowed the storm troopers to express a little individuality in their personal appearance. It really made the universe feel real … Continue reading

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