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Trump keeps complaining that Obama didn’t do enough to stop the Russian meddling… that helped get Trump elected…

Is it just me, or is this a little like some burglar breaking into a house and stealing a bunch of stuff, and then, when he is being investigated, complaining to the police that the homeowner didn’t do enough to … Continue reading

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And if we arm the teachers, maybe the kids will be more inclined to do their homework…

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Sure, why not arm teachers, what could possibly go wrong?

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Wait, I have some ideas for making the summer Olympics more exciting too… part 2…

Quadruple pairs synchronized diving. I know, we are going to need wider diving boards… but still… picture them revolving around the center point like a human pinwheel.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 4…

Sure… why not… everybody loves the Zamboni… We just need to put it on the ice at the same time as the ice dancers.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 3…

Polar bears… going for the gold… I’m not sure what the correct number of polar bears needed on the half-pipe snowboard course to make it more exciting is. We could start with five… and see how it goes.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 2…

Because curling really needs to be a little more exciting… All we need are a bunch of fuses that burn for random lengths of time.

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Making the Winter Olympics more exciting… part 1…

Anybody can jump off a big ramp on skis going a hundred miles an hour… But what if they had to slalom around pits filled with burning gasoline afterwards? I would watch that.

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If you laid out all the school shooting victims in this country head to foot, the line of bodies would stretch from Washington to the offices of the NRA…

I’m sorry if that comes across as flippant.

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Just sayin’…

And fuck all the politicians who let the NRA lobbyists have so much power over our political system.

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