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Oh crap… I’m being investigated… by the Feral Blogging Inspectors…

Posted on April 30, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Honestly… I had no idea that blogging while under the influence of a head full of wild crack squirrels was against the law…

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged art, blogging, blogs, crack squirrels, crime, FBI, humor, laws | 2 Comments

Why yes, I am the guy who figured out that you can type insanely long titles for your post, and that, for some reason, WordPress will still show the entire thing on these topic walls where our posts go when we tag them as ‘humor’ or ‘social media’ or whatever, and that this is a sneaky way to get around the fact that the text of your actual post is cut off after the first few sentences, but so far, I have never tried to push the limits of this notion, and see exactly how far they would let me go in the title of a post without cutting it off, and I guess the crack squirrels that live in my head decided that today is as good a day as any on which to try to break the record for ‘longest title of a post on a WordPress blog’… you know, to go with our attempt to break the record for the ‘most comments on a WordPress blog post that isn’t run by a celebrity or a corporation’… which, if you didn’t know, we are already doing, and that post now has 44,330 comments on it… which might be a record, except that for some reason, that is the one stat that WordPress claims they don’t keep track of… but you should still come to my blog and leave a comment on that post anyway, just to become a part of history, or reply to old comments from other bloggers, because it is a fun place to meet people, and I have the best followers on the planet as I have said many times… so you can find that post by clicking the link over there… to the right—–> at the top of my sidebar… the blue words… yes, that’s it… and, oh, I just realized that this title is going to be really hard to proofread, and I remembered that the spell checker doesn’t work in the title bar… so… I guess I am going to have to start going back the beginning <— using my arrow keys, and just reading it all backwards as I go… and thanks for everyting, hope to see you again…

Posted on April 29, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Why should I put words down here, when most of you are just surfing by anyway???

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged art, blogging, blogs, humor, social-media, titles, wordpress, world record | 30 Comments

Yeah, I will Jedi mind trick you into reading my blog…

Posted on April 26, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I tried reverse psychology in the last couple of posts… didn’t see a rise in my stats… so now I am going to use my brain… for a change… But I will not resort to using the force… or even … Continue reading →

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged art, blogging, blogs, humor, jedi, jedi mind trick, Photoshop, science fiction, star wars, the force | 26 Comments

What… you thought that just anybody could come in here and read my blog???

Posted on April 26, 2016 by pouringmyartout

No way! You have to pass background checks, and intelligence tests… you need clearance, and 47 forms of ID… you need people to vouch for your character… investigators will visit your blog, and the blogs you follow, and delve into … Continue reading →