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A few more reasons why you should make me king of the world…

Here are just a few more of the new policies that I intend to initiate once I am in charge… 1. Stop naming your children goofy names just to show how clever you are. (I am looking at you, Hollywood,  … Continue reading

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Here are some new rules I will put in place once you make me king of the world…

There are some very good reasons why you might want to consider putting me in charge of everything. Just for a year or two. You know darn well that I will get bored being the Overlord and move on to … Continue reading

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King of the world… is that really too much to ask… vote now!

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When I am king of the world, I promise to keep the beheadings to a minimum…

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Yup… I’m running for King of the World… vote for me…

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We are writing this story together… part 1…

I am going to write a short paragraph, just giving us our first character and a starting point. Then, I will let it sit here for a day or so. I want you… all of you… to write the next … Continue reading

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Yes, we all know that I am a stat monkey…

Okay, the thing is… and this is a thing I have talked about before… but I am a self-confessed stat monkey. Not only because I feel that it somehow validates the insane amount of time I spend writing and doing … Continue reading

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Are we all passengers on the Titanic… or do I just suck at blogging???

I am beginning to wonder if perhaps WordPress is a sinking ship… Are people going to other blog sites? We all know that many of our favorite bloggers have vanished for one reason or another. Are the annoying changes that … Continue reading

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Oh crap… I’m being investigated… by the Feral Blogging Inspectors…

Honestly… I had no idea that blogging while under the influence of a head full of wild crack squirrels was against the law…

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Why yes, I am the guy who figured out that you can type insanely long titles for your post, and that, for some reason, WordPress will still show the entire thing on these topic walls where our posts go when we tag them as ‘humor’ or ‘social media’ or whatever, and that this is a sneaky way to get around the fact that the text of your actual post is cut off after the first few sentences, but so far, I have never tried to push the limits of this notion, and see exactly how far they would let me go in the title of a post without cutting it off, and I guess the crack squirrels that live in my head decided that today is as good a day as any on which to try to break the record for ‘longest title of a post on a WordPress blog’… you know, to go with our attempt to break the record for the ‘most comments on a WordPress blog post that isn’t run by a celebrity or a corporation’… which, if you didn’t know, we are already doing, and that post now has 44,330 comments on it… which might be a record, except that for some reason, that is the one stat that WordPress claims they don’t keep track of… but you should still come to my blog and leave a comment on that post anyway, just to become a part of history, or reply to old comments from other bloggers, because it is a fun place to meet people, and I have the best followers on the planet as I have said many times… so you can find that post by clicking the link over there… to the right—–> at the top of my sidebar… the blue words… yes, that’s it… and, oh, I just realized that this title is going to be really hard to proofread, and I remembered that the spell checker doesn’t work in the title bar… so… I guess I am going to have to start going back the beginning <— using my arrow keys, and just reading it all backwards as I go… and thanks for everyting, hope to see you again…

Why should I put words down here, when most of you are just surfing by anyway???

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