Bones… the final chapter… tortured souls…

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I am wrapping up this experiment in mirror imaging… except for one silly idea I have floating around in my head.

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I will let the crack squirrels that live inside my skull chew on the idea while I go on my latest adventure.

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But there are going to be lots of photos of my journey, and I will be pretty busy.

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And you know how those crack squirrels are… which is why I sometimes end up looking like this poor guy.

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What I did yesterday… (Or); Wait, what the heck is that?

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What is that? It is contemporary art. How do I know that? Because it is in a contemporary art museum. I am a fan of art. I don’t always get contemporary art, but I support it… even when I was in the MOMA, the Museum Of Modern Art in San Francisco once, and there was a pile of bundles of newspapers tied with string in the corner on the top floor, and you couldn’t tell if it was art or just recycling waiting to be picked up. You had to think about it, so I guess that made it art.

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I liked this piece. It was called ‘Fred’. It was, more or less, your basic, orange electrical extension cord… if it had mated with a boa constrictor snake that just ate a really big meal.

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I love this one. It is called ‘Tire’, and it is indeed a car tire. A Mexican artist had carved flowers into the tread. I would love to dip that in white paint and roll it all over town.

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It is a flag, with a hole burned in it, mounted on a blackboard. Through the hole, you see Mickey Mouse in the desert. Open to a lot of interpretation. But I do now want to get a bunch of small flags and cover something over with them, and then varnish it until the flags are stiff.

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Various parts of a cartoon Superman, spilling off a shelf. Ripe with symbolism. Discarded heroes, waste, change, and poor housekeeping.

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I was actually working. I pulled some extra shifts at my new gig as a private security officer. I spent 6 hours making sure that nobody touched the exhibits at the contemporary art museum in downtown San Diego.

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I am saving up some extra money, because I am leaving in two days for a two-week-long adventure.

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I have to say that one room affected me deeply. It was done by a young African American artist. Her dad was drafted into the army in 1966, fighting in Vietnam. Two years later, he was in the Black Panther Party. There were copies of redacted pages from his FBI files, received by the artist through the freedom of information act. He was being investigated by something in the FBI called the Racial Intelligence Unit. WTF? But those two images, taken two years apart, a young man drafted to fight a war that nobody could explain why we were fighting, then, a young man who looks much older. What had he seen in the war? And, more importantly, what had he seen in America when he came home, that changed him so?

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Okay, that wasn’t at the museum. That is what happens when your daughter keeps a sweet potato in the warm pantry for too long without eating it. I call it ‘Banana Slug With Purple Hair’.

 

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Reflecting upon stupidity… putting a mirror to tRump… part 8… special ‘angry idiot’ edition… and I swear, this is the last one… because I am going on an adventure in a few days, and there will be lots of photos!

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I still think that this simple, digital magic mirror image effect somehow highlights things about this man that the original photo doesn’t.

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I mean, yeah, they are just plain funny…

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And I am enjoying doing them…

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But they really make me take a closer look at the details.

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The anger and disdain really pops in that one.

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The hate is all there.

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The overall smallness of the man really stands out.

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This is the leader of the free world.

 

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Reflecting upon stupidity… putting a mirror to tRump… part 7… the happy idiot…

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I found a couple of photos of our benevolent supreme leader in an absolutely giddy state of happiness.

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No doubt they were taken right after he did something horrendous, like ordering young children to be pulled screaming from the arms of their parents…

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Or giving huge tax breaks to his rich friends…

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Or allowing coal companies to dump toxic waste into streams and rivers…

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Or letting hunters shoot bears from helicopters…

President Trump Gets Briefed By Senior Military Leadership At White House

Or saying that Nazis are nice people too…

President Trump Gets Briefed By Senior Military Leadership At White House

Or maybe he just got back from hanging out with his buddy, Putin, or right after a particularly moist evening with some Russian hookers…

President Trump Gets Briefed By Senior Military Leadership At White House

I mean, he has so much to be happy about, right? Also, that is the ugliest hat I have ever seen.

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Well, you may not have read the first three books in my action/humor science fictions series, but the fourth book is now officially finished and available to all…

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Yes, it is finally finished. This book closes the story that began in book one. Follow our unlikely hero as he rises from a janitor at a Texas-style saloon on an alien space station, battling space pirates, unraveling plots and avoiding assassins, to become the head of the biggest corporation in any universe and the commander of the allied fleets as they try to stop an invasion from another dimension.

Thanks again to my daughter Jessica, who does all the formatting for the self-publication, and fixed the broken link that will now allow you to click the picture of this book in my sidebar and be taken to where it is sold… for an extremely reasonable price, I might add.

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Reflecting upon stupidity… putting a mirror to tRump… part 6… now with added funny bird names…

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Flock of Smeagols.

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The Two-Faced Peckerwood.

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The Blahsterich.

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The Fluffy Dodo.

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A Blahsterich egg.

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The Fatbird.

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The Flamongo.

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The Tufted Crotchcreeper.

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Dear poor tRump supporters, the man who sits on this golden throne does not give a crap about making your lives better…

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He also doesn’t care about making this country better, just so you know.

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Reflecting upon stupidity… putting a mirror to tRump… part 5… now with no words to distract you while you gaze in awe at the celestial majesty that is our commander in chief…

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President Trump Holds News Conference With Prime Minister Solberg Of Norway

President Trump Holds News Conference With Prime Minister Solberg Of Norway

President Trump Holds News Conference With Prime Minister Solberg Of Norway

President Trump Holds News Conference With Prime Minister Solberg Of Norway

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Reflecting upon stupidity… putting a mirror to tRump… part 4…

President Trump Speaks On Infrastructure Meeting Held At Trump Tower

Do you think tRump spends much time looking inside himself? You would think that ‘soul searching’ is something that the supposedly religious republicans would spend a lot of time doing.

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But they spend all their time looking outwards. This makes it more easy to judge other people and overlook your own glaring inconsistencies.

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And when you aren’t particularly self-aware, it makes denying things much easier.

President Trump Speaks On Infrastructure Meeting Held At Trump Tower

Denying climate change, denying holocausts, denying science, denying collusion…

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denying male pattern baldness,…

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denying free speech to the press, denying fair treatment to immigrants, denying basic health care to the poor…

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denying equal rights to those that disagree with you or are different than you…

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and denying that this idiot is doing a horrible job and making our country worse.

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Reflecting upon stupidity… putting a mirror to tRump… part 3…

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I didn’t do anything at all to these pictures of tRump…

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I mean, except for the digital mirror image effects…

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I still think that there is something about these that make you notice small details, that somehow highlight the inner truth behind the man.

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And that truth ain’t pretty.

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