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Political piggies… stop trying to pork us…

Posted on July 7, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Yes, politics is full of all kinds of unsavory ingredients… lobbyists, rigged systems, jerrymandering, obstructionism, and… well… I could go on… but one thing that really pisses me off is pork. Pork is when they are trying to pass a … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged angry, humor, mad, politics, pork | 2 Comments

Have you ever been so proud of your kid you could almost cry?

Posted on July 6, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Today, I dropped our younger daughter, 17-year-old Mollie, off at a major university. She is going to a nine-day-long pre-med camp. She is going to learn things like suturing and who knows what else. The kid is smart, smart enough … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life | Tagged family, kids, love, pride | 21 Comments

The 4th… and cute kids… and a cute dog… and a cute me…

Posted on July 4, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Happy birthday, America, from me and my dog, Shiloh… you don’t look a day over 175… and I hope you saved the gift receipt for Donald Trump… so you can return him… I got all my tikis out and decorated … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs and other animals, Pictures of me, Stories of my life, Willie! | Tagged art, dogs, family, fun, humor, kids, party, pets, photography, tiki, tikis | 6 Comments

The Seven Kingdoms… chapter thirty…

Posted on July 3, 2016 by pouringmyartout

(Author’s commentary); (And don’t forget, you can read the whole thing [so far] under the button on the top of the blog page)… Okay, why should you read a novel about a bunch of teenage princesses raising a rebel army … Continue reading →

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It’s official, I suck at blacksmithing… and I need to find someone to shave the back of my neck…

Posted on July 3, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I also like the way my chin creases look when exaggerated and filed with soot… Oh, it started off fine, my second project in the level one blacksmithing class… I cleared out my clinker box in the forge, dumped the ash and … Continue reading →

Posted in My art, Pictures of me, Stories of my life | Tagged art, blacksmith, blacksmithing, humor, metal, photography | 16 Comments

Don’t worry, Eric Idle will sort this mess out…

Posted on July 1, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Posted in funny famous people pictures, My art | Tagged art, current-events, england, eric idle, humor, monty python, politics, social-media | Leave a comment

I am particularly good at being a bad listener…

Posted on July 1, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I have a natural skill that is slightly unusual. When I am only half listening… or not really listening… or just when I can’t hear very well… which happens more and more often as I get older… my brain has … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged feet, humor, sex | 8 Comments

In fairness, Trump did pull himself up by his own bootstraps…

Posted on July 1, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I mean, yeah, they were solid gold… and studded with huge diamonds… and his daddy bought them for him… but still…

Posted in My art | Tagged art, bootstraps, current-events, donald trump, humor, Photoshop, politics, social-media, trump | Leave a comment

What does Donald Trump do at night?… I knew it… clones…

Posted on June 30, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Okay… in all fairness, if I could afford to have a clone of myself, I would probably end up sleeping with myself too… but this is Trump we are talking about… eeeewwww….