You all know how much I like to answer the stuff I get in my spam folder… because, hey, bots are people too! And here is my favorite spam from this week:
*Spam; michael bull scu11 hates black people
*Me; Thanks for sharing, ‘Ed’, at… ‘estonia runescape porn’… I have no idea who this ‘michael’ person is, but then again, I have no idea who you are, or if you are even a real person, or just a spam bot program that tries to pimp human pornography… but whoever this hater is, I despise him at least as much as I do you.
Pouring My Art Out 
Damn, ifinn i did live of that shit,
as a kid,
only because my father could really cook!
hA
cook spam?
What, you never fried in large amounts of grease?
hA
yes… I am an American after all.
Well what the fu_k with that?
Dear Sir!
we like to fry stuff in grease
Fat, gotta love…
oh yeah