Sunburn…
Bee stings…
Wasp stings…
Thorns…
Nettles…
Poison oak and poison ivy…
Mosquitos…
Pointy sticks and branches…
Snakes, ants, spiders, and other things that bite and/or sting…
Sharp garden implements and tools…
Neighbors… with cameras… and access to the internet…
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Pouring My Art Out 
Mud in places where you would never get it if you were clothed!
well, not at this age maybe
There are design advantages to having your sexual organs internal. GET AWAY BEE!
I never did get why nature made men’s dangly bits so external… and dangly…
Little willies and garden weasels…
that has a poetic and painful ring to it
Perhaps pinches and flinches?
strips, rips and flips…
Clay, loam, angry garden gnomes with clippers…
sharp sprinklers on your little tinkelers…
Sprayed on dinky, wee willie winkies…
a rake to the snake… a hoe to the you know… a skunk bit my junk and I spraint my taint…
I’m writing my poetic response/opinion on the idea of gardening in the buff. I’ll include a link to your blog. Funny post–and I’m just gettin’ started, don’ cha’ know.
yay… and thanks…
Going over your blog posts, I discovered that you may be as crazy as I am. I immediately turned away sought comfort from my very favorite tea cozy.
I do like my tea to be cozy. Mine also keeps my head warm.
Yikes! Beware of the “Johnny jump-ups”!
a constant danger…
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wheeeeeeeeeeeee
don’t forget google earth…by gawd I think we done gone international!!! btw, here’s a tune for you guys…https://youtu.be/XtzoUu7w-YM
hey… I was already international…
lol…
yup
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wheeeeeeeeeee
The word is, that it’s very big in Pekin, IL. The celebration starts at the crack of dawn.
HA!
In spite of the warnings, I’ll be out there with my dibble and hose, while pollinating any flowers I can find.
your dribble hose???
“Dibble” not “dribble”. A dibble is used for planting seeds. It’s about 6 inches long, pointy, and rigid. It digs into Mother Earth and leaves a seed. There are also birds and bees in my garden, if you’d like to know about them.
is that what the kids are calling them now?
Gardening hoes… 😉
that was amongst the sharp garden tools and implements…
Astounded look on my dog’s face……those little bugs with pincers on their bottoms.
those are scary… the bugs too
Ha-ha!!!
yup
My books are here!! My books are here! MY BOOKS ARE HERE!!! Happy dancin time … Yeee Haw!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And let’s not forget temperature in the 50s in my area.
so… male shrinkage?
and hard nipples
oh yeah… and oh my
they wouldn’t be loading up jack on me cuz their eyes would still be burning for a week after seeing my white skin
that makes the sunburn option more likely though
yeh but I wouldn’t be lobster red for at least 30 minutes. that’s a lotta bad eye time in the meanwhile
better safe than sorry
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I think I live too close to the interstate to pull this off without causing wrecks. But ummm ya’ll have fun. Oh, and comment on his blog because comments will be off on mine.
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Add to that old neighbors with floppy bits
Awww now, floppy bits mean experience and experience is delightful
Could be but I ain’t displaying them
I run naked round the house a lot, not in the back yard though. I like all my floppy bits. Bwah hahahahaha
I would probably lose an eye
ha!
I never know which post will get out of hand
hee hee not this one..
nope
uh…………………………..
I never run naked
You’re missing out on some fun
not really
because people think I am worth waiting for… ha
Very good answer
thanks
if I was I wouldn’t need a special international day
floppy bits… is that a computer term?
Yep, kinda like lumpie and bumpies
my hard drive is broken… my disk keeps popping out
wait… that was supposed to be; my zip drive is broken, my hard drive keeps popping out
Ha ha….watch out for those digits.
and those midgets
Those are the very best tootsie rolls
oh boy
Poison ivy, poison oak, crack squirrels, dirt in difficult places, Southern Baptist Neighbors who may organize pickets or our home, not nearly enough whiskey.
I was going to put poison ivy and oak in there and forgot… I have to add it!!!
I think I might have already done that
well I am editing it in…
If you don’t want to get picketed, stay behind the picket fence.
They have eyes everywhere….
well… not everywhere exactly…
Maybe… but I’m not taking any chances… they’re scareeeey. Oh and did I mention… MY BOOKS ARE HERE!!!
yes and did I mention yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
did you see the three stamps of my face… each different… that my daughter gave me>???
This sounds like a serious medical problem.
Indeed, it does
yup
especially during allergy season
I had my pocket picketed once… by a pockpicket…