Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his tongue so sharp
And his wit so dry
Oh where, oh where can he be…?
(Come on… sing it with me now)…
(The poor, wee Canadian varmint, he was probably trodden upon by a moose, or eaten by an angry, singed beaver)… (Sniff)…
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Maybe he was eaten by a bear?
I just mentioned bears… and being smarter than them
I saw him in a dream! He was wearing a two piece bikini bathing suit and I think he was singing something on You Tube……….
you need help
Hahahahahaha! clearly. You can’t imagine that? Really? We are talking about the same guy right??
maybe
You might find him if you put his blog link in your post 😉 I went out to look for him in the bush amongst the moose here and I didn’t find him.
Well, he knows where I am…
Yep he does. 🙂
uh huh
I hope you find him. 🙂
me too
I checked all my suitcases and I don’t have him, maybe we need to send out a search and rescue dawg?
Or moose… or beaver…
I think there are beaver but nope no meeses
Does somebody hate meeses to pieces???
I don’t mind meese, I Just don’t want the big ole stinky fellas in my room.
that is a good rule to follow
He may have gotten stuck in a puddle of maple syrup.
He is glued to a maple tree in the wild woods of Cananda-land…
I had assumed that you sent him on a secret mission somewhere.
I sent him for some snacks… weeks ago…
Baseball season started, maybe he’s immersed himself in watching games?
Or porn…
Perhaps he’s moved to the capital of New Jersey.
Why would he move to Trenton? Plenty of horror stories there. (No offense to Trentonians.)
Isn’t Art’s head minion named Trent? Or are you Art’s head minion? I always get confused on Art’s blog.
This is the least confusing place there is… I will print up a flow chart to show the hierarchy…
I’ll bet it won’t look like an inverted pyramid.
we shall see
Heh, I’ve only really been here since 2015.
and how long will you stay?
oh… Trenton… I get it now…
I thought New Jersey was the capital of New Jersey
I know! I miss him and his dry wit and Canadian humor…oh where has he gone…
that’s what I say… almost exactly…
You said it better.
That is the entire goal of my existence… trying to say stuff better than anybody else…