I did it… I invented a way for us to all use sarcasm when we type… I mean, when we really need to…

You know how it is… sometimes there are situations where we, as bloggers, just feel we need to resort to sarcasm. But there is no ‘sarcasm font’… believe me… I looked for it… so, after years of study and laboratory testing, here is my idea; from now on, when we are resorting to sarcasm, we just put this symbol ‘<>’ on either end of a sarcastic statement.

Let me show you how this would look… Oh, wait, you say you never ever need to resort to sarcasm? <>Yeah, I just bet you don’t!<>

Once again, you’re welcome, world.

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57 Responses to I did it… I invented a way for us to all use sarcasm when we type… I mean, when we really need to…

  1. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    So I typed in sarcasm font as you suggested & guess what? The marks didn’t show up!

  2. joehoover's avatar joehoover says:

    Not needed, as a Brit everything we say is sarcastic so just take it as a given

  3. msmonsterful's avatar msmonsterful says:

    Whoa. No one ever thought of a way to indicate sarcasm via text before! /sarcasm

    😉

  4. Private's avatar Doobster418 says:

    “This was quite a wonderful post,” he said sarcastically. Did that work?

  5. tothenthdegree's avatar tothenthdegree says:

    This is a brilliant idea. Now I won’t have to use wonka so much.

  6. I think it’s pretty clear when I’m being sarcastic, so I probably don’t need special symbols.

  7. Paul's avatar Paul says:

    You do know Art that this is a part fo coding? For instance if you put a “b” inside the first one and “/b” inside the second one, you get bold? Like this, see?

  8. Alastair's avatar Al says:

    I usually use one I saw on TV once. Me? Sarcastic? Never(!)

  9. Oh man… you know I’m all about using new tools and all. And, well… SARCASM. how did I ever live without this? Gahahaha!

  10. Jamie's avatar Jami says:

    You have utterly stunned me with this brilliant idea. I want to crawl into your head and camp out and roast marshmallows, like In Being John Malkovich or something.

  11. Elyse's avatar Elyse says:

    I am never sarcastic. Except to you. Can you just consider this a blanket use of ?

  12. Trent Lewin's avatar Trent Lewin says:

    oh shit, family blog!

  13. DREW5000G's avatar DREW5000G says:

    might use it ta (c wot i did there)

  14. Bobby's avatar Serins says:

    thank you….. now I got to kick in my sarcastic streak wait, wait…. I’m not often sarcastic. 😦

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