For some reason they thought it would be funny to see what a squirrel would look like with my mustache, soul patch and sunglasses. And it is funny… because he sort of looks like Colonel Sanders… and now I am wondering if squirrel tastes like chicken… hey… shut up in there… you started this!
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Pouring My Art Out 
The look on his face says, “don’t close your eyes…”
crack squirrels rarely do close their eyes
So you’re basically saying you want to eat yourself. That’s just… so wrong.
not the way I do it…
That’s one fat crack squirrel, Arthur. Lucy
they come in all shapes and sizes…
Spitting image, i would say….
i won’t believe any difference….
Long lost cousin?
i just knew those squirrel were down at your place…..
yup
Damn, that’s my line!
You taught me well, remember…….
yes, Grasshopper
Where is that damn pebble……
ooops… you just wrinkled the rice paper…. start over
i’m always starting over, you’d think i would get it right or left, one of the two?
or maybe neither
Just to clever…..
two clever…
Don’t you mean andy griffin?
Griffith… he isn’t a giant legendary hybrid animal.
yeah found him in the bushes…
uh oh
Have you forgotten how to play? i mean like a child, when you were young? Yes, right you were never young!
Born old!
in deed…..
I have never been old a day in my life!
play a little catch?
I play a little catch up
Only on my french fries…
ok… while now I must turd
Coffee and cigarette a ____ one of life’s pure enjoyment…
dig that
You don’t smoke do you?
smoke what?
lawn…
oh
ho ho merry christmas…
undoubtedly
Dr. Wattson…. yup….
elementary
kindergarden….
high… HA!
What have you been smoking?
Ha!
hey now
You know what?
That’s what!
doh
yup
word
Dirt…
indeed
Can you see me now?
Can you hear me now?
loud and clear….
cloud and lear
You funny guy!
it is a humor blog…
Was that a human blog?
barely
we need to get the right blog to comment on here…
no… we need to get the right post on the right blog…
lost me?
…and I haven’t received a single royalty check yet for that joke.
It is a squirrel eat squirrel world out there
Haha! He does look like Colonel Saunders! I wonder… do you suppose the good colonel had the same crack squirrel problem that you have? And that made him brilliant as well as eccentric and, in fact, gradually changed his features until he looked like that? They say that pets and their owners start to look like each other, do you suppose the same happens to crack squirrels and their hosts? This could be a medical break through Art. But, you know, your squirrel looks a bit like Freud in sunglasses as well. Whew, we could be onto the next great breakthrough here Art.
He also looks like d’Artagnan … and Kentucky fried chicken is really crack squirrel… now you know
I’m totally deep frying one of those suckers.
don’t get me started again
I wasn’t aware that you had finished.
I do last an incredibly long time…
Oh boy…
HA!