The crack squirrels have finally gone nuts… uh… so to speak…
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All right, we’ve got all the letters, now all we have to do track down where each one came from and then find out who has that combination of publications in their house and we have the unsubs dead to rights. We’re coming crack squirrels! We’ always get our squirrels.
Uh… we already know who did it and exactly where they are.
Oh yeah, that’s rght isn’t it? Sorry I was trying to impress with my Dick Tracey like abilities.
I would have gone with Sherlock…
SQUIRREL SKIN RUGS!!!!!! hahahahahahaha!
Where did they get all the media??
They get around… and they make me do most of the work.
Is that their only demand? I can arrange some refreshments and a helicopter too
They do like dumpster pizza.
They have no class
you think?
They eat from bins, they take your blog hostage. Someone has to stand up to them
But we sort of need them… this is more complex than that whole Gaza Strip thing… oh, the irony.
What exactly is a crack squirrel? Does crack refer to its preferred drug or its preferred human orifice?
the drug… but sometimes a little of both
You can tell your crack squirrels that I don’t negotiate with terrorists.
Have you ever tried to reason with a crack squirrel? They make terrorists look down right sane.
Agreed. Nuts!
I can be stubborn about these things when the crack squirrels set their minds to something…
Still waiting for the semaphore.
can’t you see my flags waving???
Sorry, I didn’t realize that was your flags.
hey now
What?
sigh