Okay… this will be a good example of how the crack squirrels that live inside my head operate. I have this friend named Julie. She follows my blog, even though she doesn’t have a blog of her own, and she has been so helpful on that post where we are trying to break the record for most comments on a WordPress blog post… the one that now has well over 30,000 comments by the way… that she has been promoted to a very high rank in my minion army.
So… anyway… we were goofing around on that record-breaking post earlier, and talking about the post I did recently where I showed you all that I had shaved off my mustache for only the second or third time since I was 13-years-old… and she asked if I was going to grow my mustache back, and I said yes… but just to be funny, I told her I was going to grow it someplace else.
Well, Julie can be as silly as the next person… especially if that someone is someone who ‘gets’ my sense of humor… so she comes back with this question: Where, your elbow or Ohio? Or maybe she said ankle instead of elbow, that really isn’t the point.
The point is this… the crack squirrels immediately started conjuring up ideas of where it would be funny to grow my mustache. And the first one that I could sort out of the swirling ball of ideas was this: I would grow it right above my bellybutton. Then my whole torso would look like a face, with a little, round, surprised bellybutton of a mouth and two nipple eyes.
Well, of course I had to Photoshop that, just to see what it would look like…
Now I might really grow a mustache right above my bellybutton. Because that is funny. And no, I do not have enough body hair to do it just by leaving that area unshaved… not that I ever shave anyplace other than my face, if indeed that is any of your business.
*** Yes, I know I used Brad Pitt’s body instead of mine… so sue me***
Pouring My Art Out 
This reminds me of the way they used to shave women for childbirth, just a fringe in front, hahahahahahaha!
uh… ok
There will be no suing. Personally, I thank you for using Brad Pitt’s body.
I thought someone might.
That would be me.
yay
Hahaha! Y’know – I do like the mustache-less face. It’s youthful on you! Especially with the Pitt-abs and the Cali-surfer blonde. 😉
Unfortunately, that ‘surfer blond’ might actually be my hair turning white when I take photos in the bright sun… but I appreciate the thought.
So… I kinda want to be a minion but I want a minion name…because I am selfish and conceited that way.
You can have any minion name you want… and any job title you want… and anything you want…
anything???
you heard me
I read you
I hope you do.
It’s not as fun if I have to choice my own name and position
really… you want to leave that up to me???
Yep I do…
okay… you asked for it…
Because I might make you head minion in charge of poetry and showing just the right amount of cleavage…
Well…to be truthful cleavage is sometimes hard to control 😦
But at least if your necklace breaks while you are wearing it, you always know where to find it.
jewelry, lunch, rain, stray boogers…you name it lol
HA!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… I just did a new post… about you… tell me if you like the picture… I can remove it… I know you will like the rest.
I was actually thinking of doing little video posts aimed at some of my favorite bloggers, and you are on the top of my list. As soon as Mollie shows me how to take a video with the Ipad… and send it to my email… and so on…
OMG OMG OMG now hmmmmmm what will you be aiming at me?
ha
no, it would be nice… and friendly… like advice and stuff…
You mean no accusations or judgments? I am not sure I would know what to do…. I might fidget and stuff…it could be awkward but I will send you back a video reply if such a task ever takes place 🙂
I have some plans cooking… don’t worry, I would never do anything to upset you.
I know this to be true. You are a rare breed and I appreciate you just as many many many other bloggers do. You make this blog world a much better place to be part of.
well now I really am blushing.
i am sorry but which part of that pix is really yours?
Hahah @ getting your jokes.
Just the head… and the mustache.
The mustache could not be possibly that big, and the head seems fatter.
Tell the truth now, man.
It is because Brad Pitt is a tiny little man.
O brother!
where art thou
Nice abs but your neck disappeared! Go Julie!
We don’t need no stinking neck!
Thanks BHC! I have a very special gift of self amusement. HA!! (if you read the comment here segment you will see that I suggested he carve one into his chest hair)
I actually could do that.
OH MY! OH MY! OH MY!…oh my! I am not sure, as it doesn’t happen to me very often, but I think I might be speechless…. 🙂
Congratulations, Julie! Now can you make that picture go away? My eyes hurt.
I am in your head! Well, me and Brad Pitt… and my now missing mustache… that Brad Pitt stole…
Is that why I have a headache?
I hope not.
OMG. You have a headache because MAINE.
HA!
god, a guy gets a body like his and he thinks he can just go takin mustache’s… Not to worry, I believe X has this covered…
I can’t wait to be rich… we are all going to Maui!
JENNIFER!!! :D!!!! What is this you speak of?? Brad Pitt’s bare chest makes your eyes hurt?? Are you broken??
Um, it’s Art’s neckless head plastered on Brad Pitt’s mustached abs that make my eyes hurt…
Oh yeah…
I only noticed that part the first time I looked at it Jennifer….
…oo000ooo………………………
But now she can’t think of him without thinking of me… and the evil empire expands once more… mmmmwwaaahhhaaaa
I get that a lot.
I’m not going to sue you for using Brad Pitt’s body. I’m going to sue Brad Pitt for stealing your mustache.
I like the way you think.
My Gid, it looks good there! It gives some shade to your belly button. Nothing worse than a sunburnt belly button.
Should read “My God…”
I figured you were playing it safe.
I do hate it when that happens