Well, the truth is, that isn’t a real mustache. They were having ‘free Slurpee day’ at 7-11, and I took Mollie down there, and we remembered that we had been seeing billboards all over town advertising the ‘mustache straws’. So our tiny Slurpees were free, but my mustache cost 99 cents… and Mollie got a nice black one… so…
The really funny thing is… (yay, the ‘thing’ is a funny thing this time)… that when I did my little mustache shaving stunt, just for your amusement and entertainment I remind you, I totally forgot that my wife’s high school reunion is next week.
So now I either need to grow my ‘stache’ back in a week, or leave it off and try to get a tan on my white upper lip without getting a sunburn on skin that hasn’t seen the sun in decades. Or I could walk around drinking beer with my new straw all night.
Pouring My Art Out 
Maybe some “tan in a bottle” for your upper lip? Just don’t forget to wash your hands afterward!
I could go full body orange like John Boehner…
I vote for the straw with your beer.
me too
Groucho glasses.
That is so random…
OMG moustache straws are a thing?! My life is now complete
If they have 7-11’s down under.
Only a couple and not near where I live. I’m in the upper Blue Mountains. We have mostly small businesses here
Maybe you can order one on the internet.
I LOVE the Internet
me too
Love that straw! I can’t seem to get rid of my upper lip Spanish mustache (in spite of waxing, plucking, shaving) so maybe I will get one of those straws and call it a day. 🙂
The ultimate camouflage.
I like the Tommy Boy hair-do. With the mustache gone, you are positively hip and back in style. The straw is nice too though.
I have never been in style before.. thanks.
You are modest. I am sure you were in style during the Magnum PI mustache era minus the red Ferrari I assume.
I am so unstylish I have my own style… sort of.
I’m sure your wife would let you borrow her makeup if she’s desperate to have you look a certain way…
I always look a certain way…
I concur – bring the straw, it would set the tone for the night. Now your wife may object but you could point out that she constantly changes color in public so she has no right to complain.
True dat… and I have a history of messing with people at her reunions. I like to tell people I sat behind them in some class and make them try to guess my name and pretend they remember me.
I totally believe this! If I ever join someone at their reunion I am so doing it too!
do it
HahA! Bring the straw 🙂
I think I might.