I know you were all worried about me shaving off my mustache, but look, it’s okay, I grew a new one in just two days…

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Well, the truth is, that isn’t a real mustache. They were having ‘free Slurpee day’ at 7-11, and I took Mollie down there, and we remembered that we had been seeing billboards all over town advertising the ‘mustache straws’. So our tiny Slurpees were free, but my mustache cost 99 cents… and Mollie got a nice black one… so…

The really funny thing is… (yay, the ‘thing’ is a funny thing this time)… that when I did my little mustache shaving stunt, just for your amusement and entertainment I remind you, I totally forgot that my wife’s high school reunion is next week.

So now I either need to grow my ‘stache’ back in a week, or leave it off and try to get a tan on my white upper lip without getting a sunburn on skin that hasn’t seen the sun in decades. Or I could walk around drinking beer with my new straw all night.

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26 Responses to I know you were all worried about me shaving off my mustache, but look, it’s okay, I grew a new one in just two days…

  1. benzeknees says:

    Maybe some “tan in a bottle” for your upper lip? Just don’t forget to wash your hands afterward!

  2. I vote for the straw with your beer.

  3. Elyse says:

    Groucho glasses.

  4. stephrogers says:

    OMG moustache straws are a thing?! My life is now complete

  5. Love that straw! I can’t seem to get rid of my upper lip Spanish mustache (in spite of waxing, plucking, shaving) so maybe I will get one of those straws and call it a day. 🙂

  6. I like the Tommy Boy hair-do. With the mustache gone, you are positively hip and back in style. The straw is nice too though.

  7. I’m sure your wife would let you borrow her makeup if she’s desperate to have you look a certain way…

  8. Paul says:

    I concur – bring the straw, it would set the tone for the night. Now your wife may object but you could point out that she constantly changes color in public so she has no right to complain.

  9. HahA! Bring the straw 🙂

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